dman32md All American 961 Posts user info edit post |
ok so had a lady friend over last night...co-worker (I know, I know..but I'm moving back to Raleigh in 3weeks and she Baton Rouge in 2, sooo...WTH) anyway things got a lil spicy during ATHF, and needless to say I ate the ol snatch-box, american pie, etc....When I took a dump today, it was like Power Ranger Green, even like floated around leaving greenish, shit-ink...Was it the Vag I ate?... I ask this because this isn't the first time this has happened....I noticed the same thing with my ex at least twice....May just be something I ate, but then again I can't help but wonder??..
Any ideas?
[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : f] 7/22/2008 2:49:51 PM |
TopJew Suspended 445 Posts user info edit post |
yes 7/22/2008 2:50:06 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
shit, i thought this was an a718 thread 7/22/2008 2:51:37 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
shit, i thought this was an a718 thread 7/22/2008 2:52:01 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
green shit, i thought this was an a718 thread 7/22/2008 2:52:33 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "POWER
RANGER
GREEN" |
7/22/2008 2:53:03 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
naw but it might turn your gums blue 7/22/2008 2:53:07 PM |
rwbrantl Veteran 279 Posts user info edit post |
7/22/2008 2:54:04 PM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
spicy during Around the Horn?
Eating vag doesn't for me, but drinking High Life turns my shit neon green. 7/22/2008 2:54:15 PM |
sd2nc All American 9963 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anyway things got a lil spicy during ATH" |
Woody Paige gets me hard too!
[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : woops!]7/22/2008 2:54:23 PM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
That's PTI. 7/22/2008 2:55:16 PM |
dman32md All American 961 Posts user info edit post |
i meant ATHF, aqua teen hunger force, edited 7/22/2008 2:55:35 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Was it the Vag I ate?... I ask this because this isn't the first time this has happened....I noticed the same thing with my ex at least twice....May just be something I ate" |
it is obviously something you ate.
but A++ thread, WILL READ AGAIN7/22/2008 2:59:33 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Causes of Green Stool
Quote : | "The liver constantly secretes a bright green fluid called bile into the small intestine or it is stored in the gallbladder.
Bile is needed to absorb fats and fat soluble vitamins. It also helps to soften stools and is responsible for giving stools their characteristic brown color.
As bile makes its way through the intestines, it progressively changes color from green to yellow to brown, due to the action of bacteria in the large intestine on the bile salts.
Green stool often indicates that food has passed through the intestines faster than normal (called decreased bowel transit time), before it could be changed from green to brown.
Diarrhea decreases bowel transit time, so any condition that causes diarrhea can result in green stool.
Other causes of green stool include:
-Laxative use
-Antibiotic use
-Medication side effects
-Food poisoning
-Celiac disease
-Ulcerative colitis
-Crohn's disease
-Malabsorption
-Irritable bowel syndrome
-Bacterial overgrowth
-Infectious diarrhea - especially salmonella and giardia
-Traveler's diarrhea
-Cancer
Foods and supplements that can cause green stool include:
-Chlorophyll
-Iron supplements
-Algae
Note: Speak with your doctor about any change in bowel movements." |
This happened to me at OCS, my shit was hard as bricks and I ate a shit load of food ALL the time, but it was always green for 6 weeks straight.
[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 3:01 PM. Reason : o.O]7/22/2008 2:59:35 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
this can't be serious.
what else did you eat last night? Because it wasn't the pussy that did it. 7/22/2008 3:00:14 PM |
seedless All American 27142 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha 7/22/2008 3:00:34 PM |
dman32md All American 961 Posts user info edit post |
^^taco bell? 7/22/2008 3:06:15 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
shit, i thought this was an a718 thread 7/22/2008 3:06:56 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45179 Posts user info edit post |
shit, i thought this was an a718 thread 7/22/2008 3:15:29 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
daerht 817a na saw siht thguoht i ,tihs 7/22/2008 3:19:04 PM |