but this takes the cake...literally.

7/22/2008 5:22:19 PM

tasty

7/22/2008 5:23:36 PM

it may be tacky, but it makes me want some fucking Krispy Kreme NOW

7/22/2008 5:23:41 PM

NCSUJami?

7/22/2008 5:24:22 PM

dammit i want krispy kreme!!!

i bet if those were all normal glazed the entire thing would have cost about 15 bucks

7/22/2008 5:24:42 PM

^^no, i don't even know what NCSUJami looks like. a friend of mine is an amateur photographer and it was a wedding he did two weeks ago.

i mean, donuts are good...but a wedding cake?

creative? yes.
inventive? absolutely.

good idea?



[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 5:26 PM. Reason : d]

7/22/2008 5:24:42 PM

don't hate because you didn't create

7/22/2008 5:25:24 PM

should have somehow molded all the donuts together into a cake shape, covered with fondant, decorated accordingly, SURPRISE DONUTS CAKE!

7/22/2008 5:26:33 PM

hell no, i'd rather this mess than a cake covered in fondant. you can't eat it and if you try, it's like a huge mess of melted jelly beans in your mouth it's like ooey gooey grossness!

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ,]

7/22/2008 5:27:50 PM

I just thought of how happy I would be to cut into a wedding cake and find Krispy Kreme instead.

7/22/2008 5:28:54 PM

Quote :

"a friend of mine is an amateur photographer "

Laughable photo quality aside, he's REALLY fucking amateur if he's got the date stamp on.

7/22/2008 5:30:10 PM

Hilarious.

7/22/2008 5:31:08 PM

oooooh, no no no, i'm sorry. that picture isn't actually his picture. i saw some of the pictures he took on his myspace, and i navigated over to the bride's page, at which point i saw more of his pictures and a few of her own pictures (i guess family and friends took pictures too) - so this picture is from her family/friends.

sorry that was misleading he's actually a really great photographer. if i'd had the time, i'd have had him do my bridal portraits.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason : ,]

7/22/2008 5:31:54 PM

that's awesome, but i want donuts now

7/22/2008 5:37:09 PM

winnar

http://bushleague.tv/2008/07/10/holy-shit-waffle-house-wedding-time/

7/22/2008 5:39:08 PM

lemme guess, this is a cop's wedding?


YUCK YUCK YUCK

7/22/2008 5:44:08 PM

tacky, yet delicious

7/22/2008 5:52:51 PM

tacky, yet delightfully refined?

i think that's the hooters catch phrase

7/22/2008 5:54:07 PM

Quote :

"i'd rather this mess than a cake covered in fondant. you can't eat it and if you try, it's like a huge mess of melted jelly beans in your mouth it's like ooey gooey grossness!"

amen

7/22/2008 5:56:43 PM

4^Yuck Yuck Yuck...hilarious

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 5:57 PM. Reason : the cake is not cool...serve doughnuts if you wish, but not as the centerpiece]

7/22/2008 5:56:59 PM

W-O-W

7/22/2008 5:57:16 PM

that show about redneck weddings has a ton of stuff like this

7/22/2008 6:15:42 PM

lawl at the waffle house wedding

7/22/2008 6:38:58 PM

few weddings ever defy the tacky label

7/22/2008 6:50:11 PM

Who gives a shit?

7/22/2008 6:51:01 PM

this reminds of when I worked for a catering company a few years back

Their claim to fame...Krispy Kreme Sundae Bar.

If I remember correctly, it was a glazed dougnut on the bottom of the bowl, vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup and another glazed doughnut on top


HEART ATTACK IN A BOWL!

7/22/2008 7:01:18 PM

^ It may kill me, but that sounds incredible

7/22/2008 7:15:56 PM

all it's missing is a big heaping scoop of peanut butter and a glob of whipped cream on top

7/22/2008 7:17:14 PM

aha

yeah, it was pretty damn good


I felt like a lardass right after I finished but OMG...eating it I was in heaven!

7/22/2008 7:17:32 PM

it is rather creative. you have to give her credit, she is probably strapped for cash and wants the nicest wedding that she can have, as most women do, and she is happy for what she can provide to guests and not sad for what she can't provide.

+1

7/22/2008 7:17:47 PM

Its been done a lot, that one was just done poorly. I've seen some really cute ones on food network.

7/22/2008 8:21:12 PM

MAKES

ME

WANT

7/22/2008 8:24:11 PM

wedding is generally synonymous with tacky.

7/22/2008 8:57:34 PM

from the WH story, worth a read i thought:

Quote :

"Waffle House is amazing. It’s open all night, you can still smoke in most of them, they all have killer jukeboxes, and like pretty much everything else on earth, they’re best enjoyed after several dozen adult beverages. If you walk into a Waffle House, even for 20 seconds, you leave with a story that you can tell for the rest of your life, that’s just how it works. I have seen more insane shit go down in Waffle House restaurants than most men will see in their entire lifetime."

ps I KNOW you said that pic isnt from the friend, but still im tempted to track that bride down just to let her know what kind of classless scum is sharing her "hilarious" wedding pics

7/22/2008 9:16:16 PM

I went to a wedding out in the boonies near Greenville where they were too cheap to hire a caterer or attempt cooking their own food, so they bought shitty party trays from Food Lion and store brand Coke. They didn't even provide glasses to drink the soda with so people had to dig around their cars to find forgotten about fast food cups

7/22/2008 9:20:34 PM

Well, the topper is kinda cute.

I have seen some cute doughnut cakes, though.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 9:26 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2008 9:26:14 PM

Quote :

"They didn't even provide glasses to drink the soda with so people had to dig around their cars to find forgotten about fast food cups"

bitch please, i dont have any cups in my car. actually every few days i wipe out the cup holder just cause it seems dirty.

using a beat up chicfila cup is pretty goddamned tacky too.//

7/22/2008 9:28:35 PM

haha i love the waffle house bit

that's down in dacula georgia. that pretty much fits the town just right.

7/22/2008 9:29:02 PM

^^ yeah, it was fucking bizarre. I ended up having to finish off a bottled water I had from the drive over to the wedding and putting drinks in that.

This was the same wedding where they decided to have it on a farm with goats walking around during the ceremony, the guy who was supposed to officiate the wedding was passed out drunk somewhere so they asked a wedding party guest to do it instead, the decorated the outdoor ceremony area with logs, they used the Zelda theme for the walk down the aisle, the bride and groom asked me for a ride to the reception in my shitty ass car even though I didn't know them, 96Rock was their music for the reception, and they argued for about 15 minutes on what tier of the cake they're supposed to freeze when it was just a double layered Better Crocker cake.

lol at the Waffle House wedding and this:

Quote :

"Folks, I've lived in GA all my life-yes I have a college degree-I've traveled all over the country. Guess what? There are even "red-necks" in California! Who cares how they got married! You should enjoy a little free entertainment! What is interesting to me, though, is all the "Jesus" shirts and crosses everywhere but does it bother anyone they already have 2 children? That is not what Jesus taught! They are stuffing their lungs with poison-Jesus said our bodies are a temple. This is not limited to the South-or even Georgia. There are hypocrites everywhere. (look up the word hypocrite if you don't know what it means!) The good news is: Jesus Christ forgives all of us for our sins (sin is simply disobedience to God) EVERYONE sins. The catch is, you have to admit to God you are a sinner! You say "well who is this Jesus anyway?" Jesus is GOD. God clothed Himself in human form, came to earth as a baby, grew, performed miracles, and led a sinLESS life here on earth. He was brutally murdered on a cross for claiming He was God.(crucifixion was the typical punishment of the time). Why did He do this? Because we are His children and He loves us, but more than that-we are here on this earth for God's glory-not our own glory. HE will get the glory for being crucified. There is a price to pay for sin-just like when our children disobey us, or we break the law-there are consequences. Jesus paid the price for all our sins. The story doesn't end-Jesus rose from the dead and still lives today. He is in heaven preparing a place for His believers. He died on that cross to take the punishment for our sins. If we believe this, and repent (to feel sorrow for your sin), we will be with God in heaven forever when we die. That simple! You say you don't believe that junk. Well, I guess it's easier for you to believe we came from monkeys, or fish, or whatever the latest "scientific information" tells us. Those theories give no purpose to mankind. The Bible says that every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord! That is the GOOD NEWS! So, leave these "newly-weds" alone and look at your own destiny. "

7/22/2008 9:33:28 PM

Man, I'm glad none of you were at my wedding. It's not your wedding, it's someone else's.



(not that any of you would've been invited anyway)

7/22/2008 9:36:25 PM

ps thank you for not flipping out on my usage of "bitch please" and realizing that it is neither directed at you nor gender specific

have a great day

7/22/2008 9:37:47 PM

^^ Yeah it's your wedding but that doesn't mean other people won't see it and form an opinion of it (unless you elope).

As far as I'm concerned, the ceremony might be for you but I believe the reception is more for the people who sat through the boredom of your ceremony. If you can't even manage to provide a cup, don't even bother having a reception and just go out and get drunk with your friends afterwards.

^

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 9:47 PM. Reason : words]

7/22/2008 9:46:28 PM

i plan on going to the j.o.p. 9no weeding) and just going home to my mom and saying here's my wife, get to know her, and leave them alone while i go get drunk with my cousins.

7/22/2008 9:47:52 PM

I was kind of hoping to have Bojangles cater my wedding, and any woman who doesn't understand that simply doesn't understand me.

7/22/2008 9:55:54 PM

^ That would be kick ass. I wonder how much that would run you. You could just do it buffet style I bet.

7/22/2008 10:00:36 PM