The old thread went to shit pretty quickly.
I'm looking for ideas of stuff to do in Myrtle Beach for a bachelor party.
I don't care how much you guys love/hate Myrtle Beach, just looking for cool places to go.

7/23/2008 1:39:28 PM

broadway at the beach is pretty fun if you embrace the trashiness. there's a stool pigeons and some other really exciting club/bars (like a senior frogs, lol). but you definitely need to go with the "this is myrtle beach" attitude. if you embrace the trashiness and the fact that you're at myrtle beach, it really is fun. i've always had fun there. but you definitely need the i'm going to have fun no matter what attitude. i know people hate but, it really can be fun.

so doing a night at broadway could be fun. just bar hopping haha.

oh and there are a LOT of stripclubs there, if that is your thing. there are some classier ones too. i don't know what they are though. i'm just saying, they exist.

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : .]

7/23/2008 1:43:06 PM

CRAZY HORSE

stay away from Derriere's. No bottoms isn't as cool as you'd think

7/23/2008 1:44:34 PM

^wat?

7/23/2008 1:44:57 PM

not going to Derriere's while in Myrtle Beach?

BLASPHEMY!!

7/23/2008 1:47:43 PM

rent an RV

7/23/2008 1:51:27 PM

when is the party?

if it is on the weekend that MMJ is at the house of blues, then go to that

cause I can't and I'm pissed

7/23/2008 1:58:58 PM

NO. DAVE. YOURE GONNA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO HOW MUCH I HATE MYRTLE BEACH.

7/23/2008 2:01:10 PM

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"stay away from Derriere's. No bottoms isn't as cool as you'd think "

this is the truth

7/23/2008 3:10:56 PM

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"if you embrace the trashiness and the fact that you're at myrtle beach, it really is fun."

indeed, I can have fun anywhere


I only go to Myrtle for the House of Blues, but there are a lot of golf courses down there.

strip clubs: http://tinyurl.com/5tbaa9
I've never been to Derriere's (or any strip club in Myrtle, for that matter), but a lot of folks have told me they had a blast there.


paging Poetrickster

7/23/2008 10:45:02 PM

Drive another 3 hours to Charleston.

7/29/2008 9:33:17 AM

Just, to borrow this thread for a second.

Bachelor party ideas not involving strippers/strip clubs/topless women in cakes/escorts/the weird guy who comes with the stripper for protection/lap dances/anything even remotely smelling like strawberries and leaving glitter everywhere? The only ones I've been to involved that kinda stuff.

I'll be a groomsman in some months and this'll fall on me.

And his fiance is 100% the most-adamant-anti-girls-hotter-than-her-taking-their-clothes-off-for-money person ever. He'd literally have a terrible honeymoon and get bitched at for months if we did that.

Anyway, what guilt-free bachelor parties have you guys been to?

7/29/2008 10:41:51 AM

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"Drive another 3 hours to Charleston."

^ ugh, well i suppose it would depend on when and where more than anything, if it's in a sports season there's the standard game and drinking with a trip to a cigar bar or something afterwards. dinner? or just stadium food can be worked in? ummmmmm, you can make a day of it, do something like paint ball / airsoft earlier in the day, goto a range and shoot, goto a driving range and hit balls, goto a track and race some.

that's all off the top of my head

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:36 AM. Reason : s]

7/29/2008 11:32:57 AM

I heard a rumor that the one that inspired this thread is going to be stripper-free.

7/29/2008 11:40:59 AM

^^^

Wow so he's a utter and total pussy and none of you have any balls at all.

Good to know.

I'm not a stripper fan and I still think that.

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:45 AM. Reason : a]

7/29/2008 11:44:31 AM

^^^ Thanks for the good advice. He has a Lake house, so we thought about just going up there and boating/jetskiing/grilling/shit like you said.

^,^^ Thanks for being dickheads.

7/29/2008 11:54:17 AM

How was I a dickhead?

7/29/2008 11:55:18 AM

I didn't see any mention of a stripper-free bachelor party in the initial post.
I thought ...

ah, whatever. We cool. Sorry

7/29/2008 11:56:56 AM

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"paging Poetrickster"

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : whoops he is suspended]

7/29/2008 11:57:28 AM

Seriously, though, if there is a show at that House of Blues when you'r party is in Myrtle Beach

I think it is a mighty fine venue.

7/29/2008 11:59:09 AM

It's the weekend of the 15th next month.

7/29/2008 12:07:02 PM

is this yours?

7/29/2008 12:13:05 PM

I hope not

7/29/2008 12:14:03 PM

Anyone gone on the gambling boats down there?

7/29/2008 12:16:14 PM

We rented a stretch escalade for the night (~$500) and went on a bar/strip club crawl. You didn't have to pay cover into anywhere and they had coolers in the limo you could fill with beer/liquor. We went to 5-7 places from about 9-3am.

I wouldn't recommend Myrtle Beach either, but if you're going this is a nice option.

7/29/2008 12:18:23 PM

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"not going to Derriere's while in Myrtle Beach? BLASPHEMY!! "

7/29/2008 12:59:19 PM

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"Anyway, what guilt-free bachelor parties have you guys been to?"

Had a friend who got married end of last year whose fiance had a similar "No strippers/strip clubs, and that's final" rule. For the bachelor party we did a fun/low-key whole weekend event where we went to Hooters (lol, not my idea) for dinner/beers and then gathered at the best man's house and drank, played poker, drank, played xbox, drank, brought in lots of take-out and just generally had a fun guys' weekend. Nothing scandalous, but I enjoyed it.

7/29/2008 2:08:22 PM

derrieres is byob. me and johnniewalkr almost went there this past weekend

7/29/2008 3:40:54 PM

derriers is fantastic.

also the only place open late on saturday nights.

7/29/2008 5:06:11 PM

derrieres was full of some nasty lookin women when i was there a couple of years ago.

The Master's Club is really all you need to know for strip clubs while visting the Redneck Riviera. You might spend a few more dollars, but trust me, the women are about a million times hotter at Master's.

Sure you can carry in your own beer at Derrieres, but the lack of teeth and open sores on asses and vaginas leave something to be desired. At Master's, there are a ton of hot ass Russian girls.

7/29/2008 11:41:36 PM

dave, dont do the gambling boats, they are pretty bad

7/29/2008 11:50:40 PM

Why is that?

7/30/2008 8:22:31 AM

I went this past weekend and we went to The Masters first and at 1 AM we got beer and went to Derriere's for the remainder of the night. It worked out pretty well. Remember to ask your taxi driver for free passes. They have them to most places, even the clubs at Broadway.

7/30/2008 9:26:22 AM

WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. SPEND A DAY PLAYING GOLF, GO TO THE BARS, SPEND A DAY MAYBE GOING OUT DEEP SEA FISHING OUT OF CALABASH. IT CAN BE DONE AND STILL HAVE A GOOD TIME.

7/30/2008 9:29:21 AM

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"Anyone gone on the gambling boats down there?"

I've been a few times; It doesn't do justice to a good brick and mortar casino, but you can definitely have a good time. The poker is a limit betting cash game unfortunately, but they have NL tournaments once or twice a week.

I'm referencing the Sun Cruz casino boat; it's much larger / better than the Southern Elegance (Diamond Casino Cruises). The bitch of it is the ride there and back, because they can't even serve drinks until they reach international waters. Too many slot machines, and the 5$ Blackjack tables will fill up quickly...Sportsbook on board as well. Take it for what it is and you'll have a good time; Just don't go into expecting Harrah's.

7/30/2008 1:01:54 PM

have a contest

see who can have the most fun without contracting a social disease

7/30/2008 3:33:24 PM

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""No strippers/strip clubs, and that's final" rule"

Doesn't that sorta defeat the purpose? It's his last night as an unmarried guy, seems more than a little harsh. Don't think I'd want to marry a girl like that.

7/30/2008 3:44:25 PM

original question answer:

titties, beer, fighting sports on TV, titties, beer

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"Anyway, what guilt-free bachelor parties have you guys been to?"

otherwise, try gambing, paintball or fishing.

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"And his fiance is 100% the most-adamant-anti-girls-hotter-than-her-taking-their-clothes-off-for-money person ever. He'd literally have a terrible honeymoon and get bitched at for months if we did that."

he does realize that he is just setting himself up for divorce in a few years. does this mean he cant watch porno? what about R movies?

7/30/2008 4:02:47 PM

I went on a bachelor party 2 weeks ago in Myrtle. Broadway until 2, the Masters until 4, Penthouse until 5. The girls at broadway are fun, the girls at the Masters are hot (and 1/2 are Russian), the girls at Penthouse are skanky.

Every bachelor party I've been on in Myrtle has included a trip to the Masters. It's the nicest strip club at the beach.

I've also done the casino boat, it was a blast. Be sure to get a flyer/coupon in the parking lot because it saves you $20. After the coupon it was only $10-15 including a buffet (but make sure you eat first, it's not great). The only bad part is the line you have to stand in to register (the point of the coupon); the whole boat is smoking, so being stuck in a line inside a smokey boat that is rocking can make you a little nauseous. It's an hour out, three hours of gambling (slots, video poker, card games, roulette, and craps), an hour back. I would love to do it again.

7/30/2008 10:18:50 PM

bump for Wadhead1

4/4/2011 8:22:20 AM

^ thanks!

Headed down this weekend for a friend's bachelor party. Not planning to play golf, but would be cool to go play some drunkin' mini-golf or something along those lines. Any other outings or places to go that are recommended?

We'll probably do Broadway at the Beach at least one night but I really don't know good places to eat and drink.

4/4/2011 8:43:55 AM

We did the casino boat thing. It wasn't that enjoyable but if the group is really into gambling, you may want to give that a try.

[Edited on April 4, 2011 at 11:35 AM. Reason : ]

4/4/2011 11:35:36 AM

casino boat is fun if you like to gamble but BE SURE TO TAKE SOME dramamine. so glad i did. half the boat was gambling and half the boat was puking their brains out

4/4/2011 12:11:24 PM

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"And his fiance is 100% the most-adamant-anti-girls-hotter-than-her-taking-their-clothes-off-for-money person ever. He'd literally have a terrible honeymoon and get bitched at for months if we did that. "

Ouch

Sounds like your friend is marrying the one girlfriend from the movie "The Hangover"...

Maybe instead of Myrtle Beach you guys should head to some wine tastings in Napa Valley.

Maybe an intervention instead of a bachelor party is in order.

4/4/2011 12:41:12 PM

BTTT

Anyone have recommendations on the best mini-golf place? Drunken mini-golf is a requirement at some point over the weekend and I'd like to go to the biggest, most obnoxious place possible.

4/7/2011 4:50:40 PM

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"derrieres was full of some nasty lookin women when i was there a couple of years ago. The Master's Club is really all you need to know for strip clubs while visting the Redneck Riviera. You might spend a few more dollars, but trust me, the women are about a million times hotter at Master's. Sure you can carry in your own beer at Derrieres, but the lack of teeth and open sores on asses and vaginas leave something to be desired. At Master's, there are a ton of hot ass Russian girls."

this man speaks the truth

4/7/2011 7:49:15 PM

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"Anyway, what guilt-free bachelor parties have you guys been to?"

I went deep sea fishing for mine. Out of Morehead City.

4/7/2011 9:36:24 PM

4/7/2011 9:54:07 PM

For your last hoorah as a single male u guys can have your drunken go karting and deep sea fishin.


I'm gonna stick with this^ next weekend for my bachelor party...


I mean hell my fiance and her friends even ended up at the titty bar for her bachelorette party

Of course minus the parents and infant...

[Edited on April 7, 2011 at 10:57 PM. Reason : HA! I totally missed the baby in the pic]

4/7/2011 10:54:49 PM