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Walter
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[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:49 AM. Reason : more]

7/24/2008 12:38:44 AM

bottombaby
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just ew.

7/24/2008 12:39:33 AM

wwwebsurfer
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are they both female or is the paint for comparison?

7/24/2008 12:40:10 AM

evlbuxmbetty
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SEXY CAN I!

7/24/2008 12:42:03 AM

JBaz
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in nature, females are usually 30% larger than males...

7/24/2008 12:43:17 AM

Walter
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it's a before and after pic

7/24/2008 12:43:45 AM

evlbuxmbetty
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dis one is 300% larger

7/24/2008 12:44:04 AM

JBaz
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well there's no fucking difference...

7/24/2008 12:44:07 AM

wwwebsurfer
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Jenny Craig do that

7/24/2008 12:44:28 AM

JT3bucky
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well...shes making SOME progress

7/24/2008 12:45:15 AM

JBaz
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I just want to throw her against the side of a window and see it splat... I'm mean...

7/24/2008 12:47:57 AM

wwwebsurfer
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sadly... my biological father is probably like 40 pounds shy of that. He struggles walking to the mailbox. He's hoping to get on disability this month so they'll pay for some kind of surgery.

As a tax-payer I had to give him an earful when there is a BowFlex Ultimate sitting not 20' away from the TV being used as a freaking clothes rack.

7/24/2008 12:48:05 AM

JBaz
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hide his remote, leave the channel on lifetime network and disable the menu/channel buttons on the tv itself. He will fucking get up and find that damn remote to the point of where he'd lose those pounds.

7/24/2008 12:52:41 AM

paerabol
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Damn, she went from "Pool Tarp" to "4-man Tent"

Maybe soon she'll hit "Lane Bryant"

7/24/2008 12:53:59 AM

fjjackso
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^^or he'll end up having a sex change..

7/24/2008 12:57:47 AM

wwwebsurfer
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The weight is a serious problem, true - but I think the 3-4 packs of cigs a day will get him first.

The cyclic problem here is that he tried to exercise, but because of excessive smoking he was dying after like 3 reps. Of course after 'working hard' like that it was time for another cig and some more pepsi. Seriously his 'daily exercise' is walking to the neighbors house and walking to the mailbox. If he goes just outside on the deck to let the dog out he has to lean on the railing or sit on a stool and sit down and rest when he gets back in.

Washing his truck was a 2 hour ordeal accompanied by breaks every 5-10 minutes, a pack of cigs, and probably enough wheezing/coughing to warrant a trip to a medical professional.

Let's put it like this. He smokes SO MUCH that when he coughs something up instead of green/yellow it's brown/black. The volume is such that he just keeps a cup beside him all day to spit it in and empties it once every 1-2 days.

7/24/2008 1:01:49 AM

JBaz
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We all have to make sacrifices and risk it all for the change of self benefit... err wtf am I talking about.

Just noticed the new pics....

[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 1:02 AM. Reason : ewww]

7/24/2008 1:02:32 AM

alee
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ack!

7/24/2008 1:03:07 AM

H8R
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she cut off her mullet!

Nice!

7/24/2008 1:04:35 AM

Mindstorm
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This thread reeks of premature death.

7/24/2008 1:05:10 AM

JBaz
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it's like milkshake from team hunger force when he tried to be a rockstar and meatwad tricked him to get his hands bitten by bee's to swell up to mansize hands.

7/24/2008 1:07:48 AM

Jen
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Walter this thread title was deceiving and regurgitating my beer was unappreciated

thx

7/24/2008 1:16:48 AM

aph319
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I hope she sells her panties on the internet

7/24/2008 1:35:13 AM

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