Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
*Survey*
Who actually pulls their cock through these things to pee? I tried today and the re-entry was a little sloppy. (thats what she said) 7/24/2008 12:42:56 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
you know, i was probably 15 before i realized that's what they were there for 7/24/2008 12:43:25 PM |
sober46an3 All American 47925 Posts user info edit post |
what else are you going to do? undo the belt and pull down your pants? 7/24/2008 12:44:11 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
um, i do 7/24/2008 12:44:59 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
handy when spooning 7/24/2008 12:45:16 PM |
dbmcknight All American 4030 Posts user info edit post |
7/24/2008 12:45:55 PM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
if im wearing pants with a fly,
as larry david says, i go through the gate
if theyre just gym shorts or whatever, i go over the fence
hahaha reminds me of the kids in elementary school who dropped their pants to their feet to pee
that shit was hilarious
[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : .] 7/24/2008 12:45:56 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
oh, well, i use the penis hole when pee
re-entry isn't an issue because my penis is so tiny i just open it up a slit and pee straight through it...sure, it dribbles a bit, but what're you gonna do?
Quote : | "no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants" |
Quote : | "remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself" |
7/24/2008 12:47:05 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
I just drop my pants around my ankles and stand at the urinal with both hands on the wall. And sigh. 7/24/2008 12:47:06 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Our janitor loved that.
[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:47 PM. Reason : f] 7/24/2008 12:47:16 PM |
dbmcknight All American 4030 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if im wearing pants with a fly,
as larry david says, i go through the gate
if theyre just gym shorts or whatever, i go over the fence" |
7/24/2008 12:48:46 PM |
Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
I hate the cheap boxers with the dick hole that just an opening in the front with no kind of snap/button. Your wang is flopping around as you walk and chafing, fuck those kind 7/24/2008 12:49:16 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
I sit down when I pee 7/24/2008 12:49:37 PM |
dbmcknight All American 4030 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hate the cheap boxers with the dick hole that just an opening in the front with no kind of snap/button." |
i disagree. i don't need one more step between me and relief.7/24/2008 12:52:57 PM |
mdalston All American 1028 Posts user info edit post |
7/24/2008 12:53:36 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
I don't usually. I lift up the leg to my boxer shorts, take out my dong, and piss that way 7/24/2008 12:53:51 PM |
Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
BLACK PEOPLE DO DO DO DO DO
WHITE PEOPLE DUR DUR DUR DUR 7/24/2008 12:54:38 PM |
mildew Drunk yet Orderly 14177 Posts user info edit post |
I never use it
[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : the hole... not my cock] 7/24/2008 12:55:38 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i do 7/24/2008 12:56:04 PM |
cstrom All American 1753 Posts user info edit post |
depends on if I'm wearing draws that day 7/24/2008 12:57:11 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I like the hole when I'm snuggling haha 7/24/2008 12:58:45 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
i cant believe you retards havent figured out how to take your dick out of the hole to pee, shake it off, and slide it back through 7/24/2008 1:02:26 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18190 Posts user info edit post |
It's not a complicated aperture or anything
I use it for speed, convenience, and so I'm not standing at the urinal with my pants pulled partway down like some sort of retard cocklooker. 7/24/2008 1:05:24 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
plus it's easy access for when a broad wants to give you road head 7/24/2008 1:06:25 PM |
EponaWolf Veteran 117 Posts user info edit post |
I agree to ^^^^ and ^ 7/24/2008 1:19:34 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
^ wanna take a road trip? 7/24/2008 1:22:31 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ tr00-ness - which is why the buttons/snaps = the most horrible invention evar.
[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ^^ I, too, am curious to know your answer to that question, but as if it was asked by myself.] 7/24/2008 1:23:00 PM |
EponaWolf Veteran 117 Posts user info edit post |
^^ haha
^ yea, exactly...Buttons = bad. 7/24/2008 1:24:31 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 7/24/2008 1:25:08 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
BLAH
[Edited on July 24, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : poop] 7/24/2008 1:25:36 PM |
DaBird All American 7551 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if im wearing pants with a fly,
as larry david says, i go through the gate
if theyre just gym shorts or whatever, i go over the fence" |
7/24/2008 1:58:13 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants" |
just clothespin the end of your penis, i mean everyone does that right? 7/24/2008 4:16:25 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
7/24/2008 4:18:00 PM |
dbmcknight All American 4030 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha i love that gif 7/24/2008 4:20:55 PM |