If you could interview - or at least ask a couple of questions to - anyone in Raleigh. Who would it be and what would you ask?

I'd ask the Western Blvd pushup guy why he fuckin does pushups.

7/27/2008 8:21:32 PM

I'd ask Paul Cousins why he's such a douche

7/27/2008 8:22:44 PM

Wang

7/27/2008 8:22:59 PM

you could probably ask the pushup guy that question tomorrow

i think his schedule is wide open between hanging out with martian jfk at 10am and crushing diamonds out of coal at 1pm

7/27/2008 8:24:33 PM

i'd ask Reginald Vel Johnson What's up big guy?

7/27/2008 8:25:38 PM

Or the weird, fat, homeless woman on Hills. Street who talks like she's got half a tongue why she talks like she's got half a tongue.

7/27/2008 8:28:21 PM

What about that weirdo woman who is always on the public access computers in DH Hill on the first floor. Shes always in black, military-esque hat. Long brown hair always in a ponytail. Real gross looking, if you get close enough if you can see some facial hair. Usually carries around two grocery store plastic bags with weird grocery items inside. I also see her walking on Hillsbizzle and Peace a lot.

I wouldnt mind talking to her. She seems pretty nasty though

You guys have to know who Im talking about right?

7/27/2008 10:03:36 PM

you can talk to me right here. bring it.

7/27/2008 10:13:52 PM

I'd like to ask Lee Fowler to teach me how to under-perform so egregiously yet still keep my job.

7/27/2008 10:15:49 PM

if it would have to be someone in raleigh, probably sidney lowe.

i'd love to know all the inside information on our basketball team and his plans for the future.

7/27/2008 10:16:07 PM

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"I'd like to ask Lee Fowler to teach me how to under-perform so egregiously yet still keep my job."

I know right. I want to know how to get paid out the ass for doing a shitty job year in and year out.

[Edited on July 27, 2008 at 10:20 PM. Reason : money hangin out the asshole]

7/27/2008 10:18:45 PM

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"you could probably ask the pushup guy that question tomorrow i think his schedule is wide open between hanging out with martian jfk at 10am and crushing diamonds out of coal at 1pm"

Quote :

"I'd like to ask Lee Fowler to teach me how to under-perform so egregiously yet still keep my job."

i don't think this thread can get any better than it currently is after these two posts

we should just lock it right here.

7/27/2008 10:18:56 PM

I'd ask Mary Easley if I could boink her husband so I get get free trips around the globe and a sweet job making $texas.

7/27/2008 11:01:04 PM