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Slave Famous
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take it up the ass from your dad ???



No bullshit gimmicky answers either...straight up pick one or the other

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 8:50 PM. Reason : I would defintely choose the latter ]

7/28/2008 8:49:52 PM

Apocalypse
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Foot is the only answer. Unless you're evan

7/28/2008 8:51:11 PM

aaronburro
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well, I've had both happen. My dad has a small p33n, so that would be the way to go

7/28/2008 8:51:58 PM

Slave Famous
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Yeah right

You'd be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life

With the ass fuck, its 10 minutes...15 tops, and then its over

7/28/2008 8:52:12 PM

drunknloaded
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take it up the ass no doubt

7/28/2008 8:52:42 PM

Snewf
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I would rather rip out the throat, with my teeth, of the person offering my this choice

7/28/2008 8:52:44 PM

Slave Famous
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I seriously don't think getting fucked in the ass would be any worse than getting a tooth pulled with no novicaine

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Reason : x]

7/28/2008 8:53:56 PM

Kurtis636
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This either/or decision doesn't make any sense. When will you ever be in a situation where you have to make this choice?

7/28/2008 8:54:21 PM

Slave Famous
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When does anything on the wolf web make any sense ?

Its for shits and giggles, thats all

7/28/2008 8:55:11 PM

pilgrimshoes
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this thread

this thread is awesome

7/28/2008 8:57:26 PM

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I'd def take it up the ass. I'd even do a little ass to mouth.
I need my left leg for balance

7/28/2008 8:57:57 PM

drunknloaded
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i cant think of too many things i would not do over getting my leg amputated...at least especially anything that would only take 10-15 minutes

7/28/2008 8:58:23 PM

Slave Famous
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Exactly

Anyone who picks the foot is thinking short term

I'll be able get over my dad using my rectal wall as a nutrag

I wouldn't be able to get over never being able to dance again

7/28/2008 9:00:06 PM

dagreenone
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I could do without the left foot. Prosthetic feet are cool!

7/28/2008 9:24:35 PM

Slave Famous
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Oh yeah forgot to say that you're dad wouldn't be wearing a condom

still tho...it would be over relatively quickly

If you were really baller, you could post on TWW during the act !

7/28/2008 9:27:01 PM

bottombaby
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I never really knew my daddy. He died when I was 4. Sooo. . .I don't think it would bother me too much to get booty slammed. I like my left foot.

7/28/2008 9:28:15 PM

afripino
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take it up the butt

[no homo]

7/28/2008 9:34:22 PM

dweedle
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Quote :
"I wouldn't be able to get over never being able to dance again"


niggas dont dance, they just pull up they pants

7/28/2008 9:34:26 PM

Jaybee1200
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what the fuck is this Gay Saw shit?



"heeeaaaaay! you wanna play!!!!???"

7/28/2008 9:35:32 PM

absolutapril
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Id take the latter b/c walking/playing/etc is extremely important to me
The emotional scarring would be pretty intense though

7/28/2008 9:36:02 PM

TKE-Teg
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up the butt (no homo as well)

I've been on crutches far too much this year, no fucking way I want to deal with that on a lifetime basis to some degree.

7/28/2008 9:37:06 PM

sumfoo1
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up the but... i'm gonna need that left foot to teach him a lesson later

7/28/2008 9:37:47 PM

Slave Famous
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If you turned around and butt raped your dad right back, then they would kind of cancel each other out

two negatives = a positive

7/28/2008 9:39:11 PM

pilgrimshoes
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i've been poz'n negz all night

7/28/2008 9:39:33 PM

TenaciousC
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http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=513541

7/28/2008 9:40:26 PM

Slave Famous
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I saw that but I couldn't bump

Its 5 months old, ancient in TWW time

7/28/2008 9:41:37 PM

drunknloaded
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are we allowed to get really drunk first?

7/28/2008 9:41:50 PM

Slave Famous
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No

You have to have a clear state of mind and feel the brutal impact of every thrust

7/28/2008 9:44:10 PM

dweedle
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can the father cock be wrapped in sandpaper to help do some routine cleanout whilst inside

7/28/2008 9:45:39 PM

Slave Famous
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No that would be cheating

You are allowed to get an enema beforehand, if you want to make it better for him

7/28/2008 9:47:38 PM

drunknloaded
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whats an enema?

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 9:48:17 PM

dweedle
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can it be the enema of the state

7/28/2008 9:48:43 PM

Slave Famous
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hey so I'm looking at Yanks tickets

trying to find out where the sun is so it wont be in our eyes most of the game

7/28/2008 9:49:37 PM

dweedle
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if the diamond is the directions, 3rd base is north

id think anywhere but the bleachers would be good

7/28/2008 9:53:31 PM

Slave Famous
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bleacher would suck cock

they dont even serve beer there and you cant access most of the park

Im looking at some 1b Loge seats

7/28/2008 9:54:38 PM

dweedle
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just try to find something 75 or less

7/28/2008 9:55:23 PM

Slave Famous
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yeah something within that relative range

7/28/2008 9:55:57 PM

dweedle
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AND NOW BACK TO OUR THREAD

7/28/2008 9:56:58 PM

puck_it
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foot, my dad's cousin makes prosthetics.

7/28/2008 10:00:14 PM

Spontaneous
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Tough call.

7/28/2008 10:00:46 PM

fatcatt316
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Can I just get the foot sewed back on?

7/28/2008 10:09:39 PM

pttyndal
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foot. I can buy a new foot, can't buy a new ass

7/28/2008 10:11:35 PM

joe17669
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i'd go with losing the foot. i dont dance and prosthetic feet have come a long way. it can't be as bad as losing an arm

7/28/2008 10:32:31 PM

TKE-Teg
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The only tickets you're gonna find for around $75/ea are going to be upper deck. Its the 2nd half of the season and the last season ever in that park.

7/28/2008 10:45:45 PM

Slave Famous
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I can usually find good deals

Never sat in the nosebleeds there, not about to start now

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : if we gotta spend more, we gotta spend more]

7/28/2008 11:22:39 PM

ActionPants
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Lose the foot, get a spatula foot

7/28/2008 11:23:43 PM

XSMP
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at least if you choose your dad he'll be doing it cause he loves you

7/28/2008 11:24:27 PM

EMCE
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i've been poz'n negz all night

7/28/2008 11:27:52 PM

cstrom
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Quote :
"bleacher would suck cock"


I thought the bleachers were the drunkest section of the park during the games? Or are they just that loud?

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 11:45:03 PM

chickenhead

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set em up

7/29/2008 5:23:09 PM

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