to stop playin cards and a-shootin dice

7/29/2008 10:19:50 PM

eat that pussy like shrimp fried rice?

7/29/2008 10:20:42 PM

he's in the jail house now

7/29/2008 10:21:33 PM

I met this woman in Hawaii

Fucked her in the ass and she said AYIEE

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 10:22 PM. Reason : x]

7/29/2008 10:21:58 PM

[yodel]

7/29/2008 10:22:55 PM

lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

7/29/2008 10:23:02 PM

thread has been hijacked

7/29/2008 10:23:31 PM

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

7/29/2008 10:25:09 PM

she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

7/29/2008 10:25:43 PM

fucked her on credit, so i owe her

7/29/2008 10:29:16 PM

he used to steal, gamble and rob

7/29/2008 10:31:11 PM

^thank you

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : for trying to keep this shit on track]

7/29/2008 10:31:53 PM

her titties were filled with hennessy

7/29/2008 10:32:31 PM

Afroman >>>> Johnny Cash

7/29/2008 10:32:45 PM

met a real black girl down in south carolina

fucked her till she turned into a white albin(a)

7/29/2008 10:33:49 PM

got my ass lookin like a zebra




if you can't beat em....

7/29/2008 10:34:18 PM

You thought you had a girl, to rock you world, now you still gotta go jack off

7/29/2008 10:35:50 PM

"Good morning ladies!"

7/29/2008 10:36:02 PM

YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAA

7/29/2008 10:36:03 PM

skippida beepn beepn beep doo aaaaaaa

7/29/2008 10:36:46 PM

WACKA WACKA BA CAAAAAAH

7/29/2008 10:37:58 PM