http://www.doggycondoms.com

Warning: This thread will deliver.

7/30/2008 12:39:23 AM

Quote :

"Don’t Put Dog Condom™ on Dog Balls."

7/30/2008 12:40:22 AM

Yep, this is getting forwarded to some people.

I have to admit, I was not expecting this to actually exist. This is some furry shit right here, wtf.

7/30/2008 12:51:40 AM

Quote :

"X(12:51:50 AM): i'm pretty sure this girl is telling me that she would neuter her dog just so its nuts didn't rub on her TheNCPeter (12:52:09 AM): that sounds reasonable X(12:52:12 AM): and because they'd piss on everything to mark their territory if they still have their balls X(12:52:21 AM): <.< TheNCPeter (12:52:43 AM): well the second reason is more why dogs are neutered, but she should go with the first X(12:53:26 AM): i dunno...i think it's wrong unless there is a medical issue"

7/30/2008 1:04:26 AM

WTF PETA?

7/30/2008 1:05:31 AM

that website is a joke

7/30/2008 1:06:56 AM

^ I hope so

7/30/2008 5:51:56 AM

lol the thought of trying to put a dog on a condom is disturbing

7/30/2008 5:53:05 AM

^ teach the dog how to load it himself and it'll be fine

7/30/2008 5:58:30 AM

tell him to leave room at the tip.

and also, LOL pet owners

7/30/2008 6:36:03 AM

pretty cool. I once wrote an essay for an animal science class about alternatives to neutering/spaying and this was not one of them.

By the way, PETA is all for spaying/neuter. So this has nothing to do with them. PETA wants you to mutilate your animals so they can't make any more kittens and eventually there will be no more cats and dogs in the world. Its true.

7/30/2008 7:58:24 AM

ball condom.

7/30/2008 7:59:13 AM

Quote :

"If all you had left in your life was poetry and I bashed you in the head with a rock, thus damaging your brain to the point you could never again muster a natural sonnet, what would you have left to live for? Now imagine that you’re a dog and it’s your genitals. Now you might just understand the benefits of Dog Condoms™ over neutering."

IMMA BASH YOUR HEAD IN AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE BALLESS

seriously, one of my major drives in life is humping too. Equating removing your balls with removing a dogs balls seems like it would get the idea across.

also ^^ that's bullshit

7/30/2008 8:45:41 AM

okay, this made me rofl:

Health Tip: Canine Prostate Massage
http://doggycondoms.com/health-on-the-spot-canine-prostate-massage/

7/30/2008 8:48:01 AM

Don’t Apply by Mouth. Many dogs resist their owners putting their hands down in the business sector, so you may need to get creative to earn compliance. If Fido resists, consider rolling it down with gentle, tender stroking motions. Don’t use your mouth to apply it. Although that may have served you well in college (regardless of gender), dogs find interspecies contact of this sort demoralizing, and even those that accept it find their regret so great they’re three-times as likely to wander into traffic thereafter.

7/30/2008 9:05:33 AM