in case anyone doesn't know, there's an AIDS test now that has like a 15 minute turnaround, and no bloodwork is involved

i saw the sign at the doctor's office and was like yeaaaa boy lets see whats up

AIDS FREE

7/30/2008 9:08:12 AM

HIV?

7/30/2008 9:08:37 AM

oh you still got that e-aids

7/30/2008 9:13:26 AM

i would assume that i'm free of all of it. i was amazed at how quick it was. and i think it's really good, because a lot of people won't REALLY take one because they're so freaked out about the old 72 hour turnaround

7/30/2008 9:13:36 AM

you don't have aids

7/30/2008 9:15:08 AM

7/30/2008 9:16:31 AM

i saw a home DNA paternity test in rite-aid this weekend

7/30/2008 9:24:02 AM

I took the round-about aids test - I asked my friend if he knew anyone with aids and he said no.

7/30/2008 9:26:36 AM

i had it, but then i fucked an african virgin and it cured me

7/30/2008 11:56:55 AM

actually, it is possible you have it, since it can take up to 6 months to show up on blood tests


but, it is gut wrenching to wait the 3 days to hear back, even when you're 99.999999999% sure that you don't have it

7/30/2008 12:02:57 PM

^^^ That's good, because he knows you!

7/30/2008 12:10:49 PM

Quote :

"I took the round-about aids test - I asked my friend if he knew anyone with aids and he said no. "

My friend wanted to use my spray and wash, and i said, "Sure go ahead, if you want to spray your shirt...WITH DOCUMENTS!"

7/30/2008 12:15:32 PM

Quote :

"actually, it is possible you have it, since it can take up to 6 months to show up on blood tests"

i gave up whores years ago

9/6/2008 12:15:13 AM

what about my sister?

9/6/2008 12:17:11 AM

anal doesnt count

9/6/2008 12:19:53 AM

it doesn't? how do the fags get it?

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9/6/2008 12:22:33 AM

nah it counts i just ran out of jokes about nailing your sister

suffice it to say i fucked her?

9/6/2008 12:23:56 AM

oh, hell yeah you did

9/6/2008 12:24:38 AM

lucky

9/6/2008 12:24:44 AM

sometimes people ask me how i did it

how i made it to 30

NO NEEDLES AND NO REALLY REALLY DIRTY WHORES

9/6/2008 12:25:45 AM

what about my sister?

9/6/2008 12:26:34 AM