"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

7/30/2008 10:18:01 PM

"the hell with those mashed potatoes" - son-in-law

7/30/2008 10:18:51 PM

I find your lack of faith disturbing

7/30/2008 10:19:30 PM

I can smelly your cunt

7/30/2008 10:20:43 PM

"Go ahead, make my day" - Sudden Impact

7/30/2008 10:21:15 PM

"so many dead people"- House of the Dead

7/30/2008 10:21:27 PM

"Fucker" - True Lies

7/30/2008 10:23:00 PM

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen" - The Rock

7/30/2008 10:23:58 PM

yes that's true... but i've been out to sea for a long time.

7/30/2008 10:24:23 PM

Do or do not. There is no try.

7/30/2008 10:24:32 PM

Quote :

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

I find your faith in your friends yours.

7/30/2008 10:25:17 PM

"all i have in this world are my balls and my word.....and i don't break em for nobody" - scarface

7/30/2008 10:25:40 PM

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

7/30/2008 10:29:14 PM

"GET SOME" - Full Metal Jacket

7/30/2008 10:32:49 PM

"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."

-MIB

7/30/2008 10:45:27 PM

"I ain't got time to bleed" - Predator

7/30/2008 10:46:31 PM

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!" - Army of Darkness

7/30/2008 10:49:43 PM

"I'm Your Huckleberry"

-Doc Holliday of course...

I think I'll watch Tombstone right now instead of whatever shitty Netflix instant watch I was going to...

7/30/2008 10:50:32 PM

"I'll be Back"
-Terminator

7/30/2008 11:02:39 PM

"RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!" - Last Action Hero

7/30/2008 11:04:19 PM

"Relax, man...if there's anything I know how to do it's drive while I'm stoned."

I bet nobody knows where this one came from.

7/30/2008 11:08:41 PM

^cheech & chong?

7/30/2008 11:10:37 PM

you're holding up the god damn lunch line

7/30/2008 11:16:58 PM

Here's a hint...cartoon. Spaceship that looks uncannily like an Austin Healy Sprite.

7/30/2008 11:19:12 PM

"Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

-Tombstone

7/30/2008 11:19:14 PM

Nobody puts baby in a corner...Dirty Dancing

7/30/2008 11:50:15 PM

Well then, he shouldn't have decorated his saloon with my friend.

7/30/2008 11:56:44 PM

Atreyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

7/30/2008 11:59:09 PM

Quote :

"your strength gives me strength"

The Mummy

7/31/2008 12:29:02 AM

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!" - Fear & loathing in Las Vegas

7/31/2008 12:30:08 AM

COCKTAIL

7/31/2008 12:31:43 AM

I'm Batman.

7/31/2008 12:32:07 AM

you bitches are dumb

"Always bet on black" - Passenger 57

7/31/2008 12:33:04 AM

"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." - Dumb and Dumber

7/31/2008 12:34:27 AM

damn, there are so many...

"Say what again!" - Pulp Fiction
"Where we're going we don't need roads" - Back to the Future
"Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker" - Die Hard
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" - Mallrats
"Burn some dust here... Eat my rubber." - Christmas Vacation

7/31/2008 12:38:44 AM

"Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure!"
- Donkey on 'Shrek'

"Buuuuuuuuddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy"
- Porcupine on 'Open Season'

7/31/2008 12:38:47 AM

Obligatory "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

7/31/2008 12:39:08 AM

Quote :

""Say what again!" - Pulp Fiction "Where we're going we don't need roads" - Back to the Future "Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker" - Die Hard "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" - Mallrats "Burn some dust here... Eat my rubber." - Christmas Vacation"

Your murdered a few of these.

Let me fix for you.

"Where we're going... [pause] we don't need roads."

American Vacation, not Christmas. C'mon!--Job

7/31/2008 12:42:43 AM

If by "murdered" you mean that I left out an ellipsis, then yes.

But sorry, you're wrong about it being American Vacation. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes

7/31/2008 12:50:30 AM

You sir are correct and I apologize.

7/31/2008 12:52:06 AM

i'm drowning in assholes -igby goes down

7/31/2008 12:52:55 AM

No problem... It's been so long since I've seen American Vacation that I can't remember any quotes from it. Christmas Vacation, however, has been encrusted in my memory for many many years.

7/31/2008 12:56:11 AM

Fuck it Dude, lets go bowling

7/31/2008 12:57:27 AM

sometimes nothing's a real cool hand

7/31/2008 12:59:43 AM

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

7/31/2008 1:00:17 AM

Quote :

"No problem... It's been so long since I've seen American Vacation that I can't remember any quotes from it. Christmas Vacation, however, has been encrusted in my memory for many many years. "

My family used to watch Christmas Vacation every year. You bet I'm let down in myself.

7/31/2008 1:02:49 AM

7/31/2008 1:07:29 AM

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you cool, fuck you, i'm out.

7/31/2008 1:11:10 AM

Val Kilmer has tuberculosis, you sophomores.

7/31/2008 1:13:45 AM

"those aren't loons, you old fool--those are boats."

7/31/2008 1:23:02 AM