This man and woman have been married for a while. The man forgot the couple's 25th wedding anniversary. After coming home from a long days work, the woman said "if you don't put something in the driveway tomorrow that goes 0 to 200 in 3 seconds you are a dead man!!"
So the next day the man put the bathroom scale in the driveway.

7/30/2008 11:15:17 PM

oicwydt

7/30/2008 11:15:40 PM

laff

7/30/2008 11:15:55 PM

hilarious.

7/30/2008 11:16:15 PM

iswydt

7/30/2008 11:16:16 PM

hi-yooooo

7/30/2008 11:20:42 PM

lol is this from WQDR's joke on the go

this is exactly the kinda jokes they tell, btw gg

7/30/2008 11:21:29 PM

some older guy told it to me today...he was standing beside his wife, which made it even funnier

7/30/2008 11:22:56 PM

7/30/2008 11:24:41 PM