and it's kind of weird. This morning, I woke up with two voicemails on my cell phone with her slurring something about my father-in-law's balls and how I should call some slut that she was drinking with.

Sad thing is, my mom was super Christian when I was growing up and never allowed anything remotely resembling alcohol or tobacco in the house. I wasn't even allowed to eat those candy cigarettes.

Midlife crisis ftl.

8/1/2008 3:53:44 PM

you should totally call the slut she was drinking with

oh wait you're a chick...

[Edited on August 1, 2008 at 3:55 PM. Reason : fuck it, call her anyway]

8/1/2008 3:55:02 PM

My mom will drunk email me from time to time.

They are my favorite emails from her.

8/1/2008 3:55:07 PM

Call her out on her hypocritical shit.

8/1/2008 4:02:50 PM

^ it's not hypocritical if she's given up on the evangelical thing

8/1/2008 4:06:07 PM

Quote :

"it's not hypocritical if she's given up on the evangelical thing"

Yeah, she hasn't mentioned Jesus in years and hasn't been to church in even longer.

8/1/2008 4:09:26 PM

this thread makes me inside

8/1/2008 4:12:07 PM

she sounds like she might be an alcoholic.

8/1/2008 4:12:53 PM

i've gotten a drunk dial from my dad once when he was riding around lost with my aunt driving home from some party they went to - it was pretty amusing

8/1/2008 4:13:21 PM

or an incestuous lesbian

8/1/2008 4:14:10 PM

Oh god, she hasn't mentioned jesus.

8/1/2008 4:15:52 PM

i drunk dial my mom all the time. shes funny to talk to

8/1/2008 4:25:20 PM

if my mom ever drunk dialed me i would record it and save it for a really really good blackmail

8/1/2008 4:26:11 PM

Just got a drunk email from my mom

Hi
It`s me again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bevelyn02@equipyard.com

8/1/2008 4:28:49 PM

that strange she drunk dials me too

[Edited on August 1, 2008 at 4:30 PM. Reason : ^yikes]

8/1/2008 4:29:43 PM

i got drunk dialed by my friend who's like 37. it was like 11:30, "hey what are you doin"..."watching tv, why whats wrong" (i was watching her dogs at her house). "nothing, I'm drunk and i cant grab this lemon out of this tree."

...ummm



it was hilarious.

8/1/2008 4:30:58 PM

Quote :

" Slow day at home also. I worked eight days in a row at the insurance office so Jeff let me off today. He took six steps!!! He will be running by the time I get back. We really have no plans for the weekend. Let's do something or if you and Dawn want to go somewhere, clean house or @$#% I can babysit. Five more days until I see Seth. I am so excited. Love, Mom "

8/2/2008 2:41:40 PM