8/4/2008 12:29:31 PM

wait what happened to morgan freeman

first!

ntlb

8/4/2008 12:30:34 PM

8/4/2008 12:30:42 PM

TWW, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't - don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand!

8/4/2008 12:31:08 PM

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXXXXX?

8/4/2008 12:31:51 PM

Quote :

"MEMPHIS, TN (WMC-TV) - Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident Sunday night in north Mississippi. Mississippi Highway Patrol spokesperson Ben Williams said Freeman and a female passenger were traveling eastbound on Mississippi Highway 32 in Tallahatchie County when his vehicle went off the edge of the road. Freeman overcorrected, flipping his 1997 Nissan Maxima several times before coming to a rest. Emergency crews extracted Freeman and his passenger from their vehicle using the jaws of life. According to Williams, they were both airlifted to the Regional Medical Center in Memphis, where Freeman was listed in serious condition Monday morning. The condition of Freeman's passenger has not been released. Freeman, who won an Academy Award for his performance in 2004's Million Dollar Baby, is a co-owner of the Ground Zero Blues Club in Memphis. He currently stars in the Batman sequel The Dark Knight."

8/4/2008 12:34:37 PM

I DON'T invite you to kill this mother fucker...

8/4/2008 12:35:09 PM

why was he driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima?

8/4/2008 12:37:31 PM

he keeps it real

8/4/2008 12:39:25 PM

8/4/2008 12:41:17 PM

Quote :

"why was he driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima?"

Because he's black?

8/4/2008 12:44:03 PM

That's what I was thinking too. He lives in Mississippi and drives a 97 Nissan Maxima. Dude is a pimp.

8/4/2008 12:44:06 PM

GODDAMNIT NO

8/4/2008 12:45:59 PM

i heard hes a regular Sears & Roebuck

8/4/2008 12:46:44 PM

Get well soon Azeem!

8/4/2008 12:46:48 PM

damned english oak!

8/4/2008 12:47:35 PM

we made love under that oak

8/4/2008 12:49:07 PM

FoxNews headline just reported a broken shoulder and broken arm.

8/4/2008 12:50:30 PM

thats a tough mutherfucker right there


that wouldnt list him in serious condition though


i call bullshit

8/4/2008 12:51:16 PM

well, he is god.

8/4/2008 12:53:35 PM

its actually because hes irish

8/4/2008 12:55:29 PM

8/4/2008 12:56:35 PM

Morgan Free Man

8/4/2008 12:57:19 PM

poor Azeem

8/4/2008 12:58:38 PM

like a twinkie, like a twinkie

8/4/2008 1:02:55 PM

8/4/2008 1:09:22 PM

michael caine looks like he's on his last leg, also.

this could get ridiculous.

8/4/2008 1:11:27 PM

is this serious?
He is one of my favorites!

8/4/2008 1:11:47 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/08/04/freeman.obit.ap/index.html

8/4/2008 1:12:27 PM

serious as a car wreck








D'oh!

8/4/2008 1:12:45 PM

I'm glad BigMan didn't get to make this thread first

8/4/2008 1:13:01 PM

Get busy living or get busy dying.

8/4/2008 1:32:46 PM

whats wrong with nissan maximas? they're pimp

8/4/2008 1:34:12 PM

He HAS to be ok!!! This is terrible news!

8/4/2008 1:38:43 PM

Isn't he in his seventies?

8/4/2008 1:40:43 PM

man this motherfucker better not die

8/4/2008 1:41:34 PM

Morgan Freeman is def, one of my top 10 greatest actors ever, I hope he gets well. Lets just hope it was a Nissan Maxima which was upgraded with extra air bags and steel guard beams, and shatter proof glass...one can only hope

8/4/2008 1:42:15 PM

I could see him giving some wisdom/advice to an ill child who is placed in the hospital bed beside him.

8/4/2008 1:43:22 PM

^lol..true

8/4/2008 1:43:53 PM

I love that he was driving a maxima, and not some flashyass $$$$$$$$ sportscar

There's nothing wrong with being rich and famous and driving a sensible, older car <3

8/4/2008 1:45:04 PM

he can't die

there are documentaries and retrospectives that still need narration

8/4/2008 1:45:16 PM

he was in an accident in Miss. and the 'nearby' hospital was in memphis?

maybe he was right there at the edge

8/4/2008 1:45:22 PM

Quote :

"Lets just hope it was a Nissan Maxima which was upgraded with extra air bags and steel guard beams, and shatter proof glass...one can only hope"

Jesus Christ, you really are mentally deficient.

What an exceptionally retarded thing to say. Especially after the crash has already occurred.

8/4/2008 1:45:31 PM

Quote :

"he can't die there are documentaries and retrospectives that still need narration "

If the "Quote that wins TWW today" thread were still around, I'd put that in there for today <3

8/4/2008 1:47:41 PM

Yeah

All those penguins are gonna be marching around without someone to talk about it.

8/4/2008 1:49:16 PM

^^ i think my line in the mary-kate thread is better

8/4/2008 1:53:17 PM

either way, vinylbandit is on a roll today.

8/4/2008 1:55:11 PM

El Nacho..nah Im not even going to waste my time on your punk ass.

Since he was a celebrity he probably could afford to have a regular car upgraded and if this was the case, it may have kept him from alive at the initial impact of the crash...were U THERE at the scene of the crash.

Than shut your little bitch ass up! Isnt it time for you to head south of the border, b/c im sure your green card is about to expire?

8/4/2008 1:57:28 PM

he didn't really make the batmobile

that was a character he was playing

8/4/2008 1:58:31 PM

Morgan Freeman is Lucious Fox

8/4/2008 2:03:46 PM