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Spontaneous
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I've paid for this kid's rent for two months and paid off his credit cards and helped with him with a litany of other things. Today, he wanted to go to Cary to get a laptop that he overpaid for. We both don't have cars, so cddweller gave us a ride. He needed a box for some coffee he was picking up as well. I told him the ABC Store would have some for free, but they didn't have any, and I didn't want to return empty-handed, so I paid $5 for one at the UPS Store.

When cddweller and I got back, he said he didn't want to use the box, since I paid for it, and "we're supposed to be saving money" (like the $600 laptop he just bought) . I get upset and walk away and then I pulled the box out of the car and threw it. As my bro was walking with the coffee, piled in his arms, I very easily knocked it out of his hands, so he threw some sucker punches at me, and me, having no upper body strength, or any manly means of defense, bit him.

Rent is due soon for next month and I'm not sure I feel like paying for him anymore.

For those of you who would like to picture this asshole:


/rant

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 11:47 PM. Reason : No free boxes at the ABC store, $5 at the UPS Store]

8/4/2008 11:38:00 PM

aaronburro
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have you considered a swift kick in the balls?

8/4/2008 11:39:02 PM

arog20012001
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you sound like a whiny little bitch.

8/4/2008 11:39:34 PM

cynosural
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you shouldve left him to wander around the library

8/4/2008 11:40:26 PM

hypaone
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Didn't you have to put out an APB on this dude when he wandered about Raleigh?

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 11:41 PM. Reason : p00p]

8/4/2008 11:40:46 PM

ThePeter
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8/4/2008 11:40:55 PM

NCSUWolfy
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that story is straight up retarded

and the biting thing put it over the edge

8/4/2008 11:41:49 PM

G.O.D
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I think you two need to go have a talk.
take lots of zanex before hand.

8/4/2008 11:41:57 PM

datman
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id simply just say your a fucking douche, im tired of helping you if your not going to listen to me


this is like any selfish, inconsiderate brat who fights his parents on everything and then still demands things from them.'

FUCK EM

8/4/2008 11:43:17 PM

Spontaneous
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Quote :
"you sound like a whiny little bitch."

Probably

Quote :
"Didn't you have to put out an APB on this dude when he wandered about Raleigh?"

Yes

...
I dislike my life.

8/4/2008 11:44:01 PM

cynosural
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8/4/2008 11:44:20 PM

FenderFreek
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Are you serious? As in, really, really serious.

Sorry to say it, but your brother sounds like a completely ungrateful SOB. I wouldn't throw another dime his way since he obviously has no concept of what you're trying to do for him. Tell him that if he can afford a $600 laptop he can afford rent. End of story. If he can't afford the rent tell him to sell the laptop and get a damn job. You should be done helping him until he gets a fucking clue.

8/4/2008 11:44:21 PM

Ragged
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"so I paid $5 for one at the ABC Store.
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i mean this in the nicest way possible.........

your just as fucking retarded as your wandering brother.

you god damn idiot i just got a box two days ago from the liqor store. they are at the entrace/exit for a fucking reason

8/4/2008 11:44:25 PM

skokiaan
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yo holmes to belair

8/4/2008 11:44:29 PM

EdFurlong
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Why don't you just lose him again?

8/4/2008 11:46:47 PM

khcadwal
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i'd be like, gtfo

and good luck surviving in society

8/4/2008 11:48:00 PM

Spontaneous
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^^ I'm thinking about it, John Connor.

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 11:48 PM. Reason : Best new username!]

8/4/2008 11:48:11 PM

cynosural
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you wont do it you whiner

8/4/2008 11:49:08 PM

datman
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sounds like issues with my friends and sister

they cant handle money and they are having a tough time anyways, but then they still go party and clubs, wtf, YOUR BROKE.

be grateful and even though you may not like living with mom and dad, if thats whats best for now....get over yourself and deal with it



FUCK THAT BITCH

8/4/2008 11:50:01 PM

Spontaneous
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I don't know how to kick people out.

8/4/2008 11:50:04 PM

G.O.D
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does he live with you?

8/4/2008 11:51:54 PM

khcadwal
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can he read?

write a mean note.

8/4/2008 11:52:24 PM

Spontaneous
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We're renting a room from some people.

8/4/2008 11:52:27 PM

miska
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didn't someone else on tww bite during a fight?

you people

8/4/2008 11:53:58 PM

NCSUWolfy
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do you guys live in the same room?

8/4/2008 11:54:22 PM

Ragged
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4RogPb_TLw

8/4/2008 11:54:41 PM

khcadwal
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i too was wondering about the room situation

also, i have a plan for if i ever get mugged which involves biting. among other things. but i have sharp teeth

8/4/2008 11:55:03 PM

NCSUWolfy
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my plan is to tase motherfuckers in the eye ball

8/4/2008 11:56:25 PM

TaterSalad
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just let him get lost again

8/4/2008 11:56:28 PM

Jen
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Quote :
"Why don't you just lose him again?"

8/4/2008 11:56:29 PM

d357r0y3r
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He looks retarded, which could explain his actions.

8/4/2008 11:56:53 PM

Spontaneous
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"do you guys live in the same room?"


Our housemates were generous enough to give us two rooms, but he's always barging into my room, or picking my lock, demanding use of my laptop.

8/4/2008 11:57:00 PM

NCSUWolfy
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is he autistic?

8/4/2008 11:58:37 PM

Ragged
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i told you not to bother me when im cleaning my room

8/4/2008 11:58:40 PM

khcadwal
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Quote :
"my plan is to tase motherfuckers in the eye ball

"


ditto. well i'm going to mace them in the eyeball. then bite them and kick them in the balls (i assume they'll be male). the biting might come before the macing if they are touching me.

but if they have a gun or knife i'll probably go ahead and give them whatever it is they want.

8/4/2008 11:58:53 PM

cddweller
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It was actually pretty scary to watch the two of 'em go at it. I mean, if they were dogs, fur would have flown. It's hard to watch the one ya love fight a brother, especially under high-stress circumstances, and not being able to step in and break things up... best I could do was let 'em get it out of their system and watch for traffic.

I'm just glad the two of you didn't do any serious damage and that you've hopefully gotten it out of your system and blown off some steam.

8/4/2008 11:59:30 PM

aaronburro
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mental note: if I ever mugg ^^, bring a gun

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : ]

8/4/2008 11:59:35 PM

pttyndal
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you can adopt me. And I'm guessing this is the same one that got lost last time.

8/4/2008 11:59:37 PM

ThePeter
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giggity

8/4/2008 11:59:41 PM

Kurtis636
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What is this dude, like 8? Seriously, tell him it's time to man the fuck up, get a job, pay his rent, or get the fuck out.

8/5/2008 12:00:03 AM

G.O.D
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how old is he?
is he in school?

8/5/2008 12:00:18 AM

cddweller
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20
no

The kid just needs to grow up and stop whining about everything. The more we try to help him, the worse he treats us. I wouldn't go so far as call it verbal abuse, but it's pretty much an attack on everything that exists in his vicinity. He just hates the world, and every now and again, it will blow up in his face. It happens to everyone else, he just isn't used to it happening to him.

And Spontaneous, although the violence was not warranted, I reckon it's something the two of you have done in the past, and are used to using as a way to clear your plate so to speak. My sister and I need to have a show-down every once in a while, it actually helps us in the long run. Although lately we've been getting to know each other a lot better. I do think that your paying his rent is enabling him to not get aggressive about his job search.

And I'm certainly glad the two of you don't know how to fight. If you did, I believe that thing would have gone on a lot longer than it did (which was very long to me, then again I grew up with a sister and we weren't physical at all).

8/5/2008 12:00:42 AM

arcgreek
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Why the hell are you airing your family issues on a public website, complete w/ the family member's picture? This baffles me.

8/5/2008 12:03:09 AM

Spontaneous
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I'm about to give him the $51 to go stay with our mom. That's a punishment worse than death.

8/5/2008 12:03:49 AM

cddweller
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Same reason that I aired mine over the years - I needed to rant and wanted feedback.

8/5/2008 12:03:51 AM

Spontaneous
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"Why the hell are you airing your family issues on a public website, complete w/ the family member's picture? This baffles me."


I thought my "FUCK YOU GOD!" thread wasn't edgy enough and I wanted to see if I could outdo myself?

8/5/2008 12:04:55 AM

Ragged
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8/5/2008 12:05:41 AM

Kurtis636
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Job search, there's no job search. If I was paying his rent he'd have a job tomorrow. He might not like it but he'd fucking have one that day even if it was working at Taco Bell. He can search for a better one on his days off since he isn't doing shit else.

8/5/2008 12:06:21 AM

Spontaneous
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^^ Haha.

8/5/2008 12:07:37 AM

ThePeter
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set em up

8/5/2008 12:08:08 AM

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