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JBaz
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Seriously, wtf...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/04/death.penalty.fat.ap/index.html


In short, an inmate on death row who weights 267lbs claims that he is "too fat" to be executed. Apparently, it's harder to find their veins to inject drugs into his blood stream, also that he's been taking a seizure pill which could render the drugs that should put him to sleep useless when he'd be executed.

WTF ever happened to just killing inmates and not worry about how they feel? Why can't we just put all the death row people on an island and duke it out gladiator style for our entertainment? I mean, it's not like they cared worth shit for their victims to deserve our hearts and minds.

8/5/2008 6:19:43 AM

aaronian
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they should make Running Man a real life thing

8/5/2008 6:30:31 AM

aaronburro
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the choice is obvious. stop giving him the migraine medication and stop feeding him.

8/5/2008 6:46:10 AM

Skack
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"WTF ever happened to just killing inmates and not worry about how they feel?"


Nobody really cares. They just write articles like this to get people like you worked up.

8/5/2008 7:03:31 AM

BigEgo
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chop his balls off and let him bleed out

8/5/2008 7:04:42 AM

Smath74
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267 is not that fat.

8/5/2008 7:51:26 AM

BigEgo
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^coming from a 324lb person

8/5/2008 8:08:13 AM

LickHer
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5'7"@267lbs is fat.

8/5/2008 8:15:08 AM

crazyecto
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8/5/2008 8:34:21 AM

SaabTurbo
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"the choice is obvious. stop giving him the migraine medication and stop feeding him."


What migraine medication?

8/5/2008 8:35:04 AM

JK
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I bet it's easier for a bullet to find his brain.

Bring back the firing squad.

8/5/2008 8:35:57 AM

miska
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8/5/2008 8:36:47 AM

SaabTurbo
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MISKA like knifewrenches?

What about peniswrench?

8/5/2008 8:43:07 AM

CeilingCat
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8/5/2008 8:45:12 AM

JK
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You're never too fat to be executed.

8/5/2008 8:45:57 AM

JBaz
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he should be ripe for McDonalds

8/5/2008 4:54:44 PM

tsavla
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just send the mofo to iraq...either he loses some weight or you know what

8/5/2008 4:59:12 PM

hooksaw
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Feed him trans fat-laden food night and day until he pops.

8/5/2008 5:07:06 PM

JBaz
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human landmine detector...

8/5/2008 5:07:44 PM

jessiejepp
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^^he might enjoy that too much haha

8/5/2008 5:51:01 PM

hooksaw
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^ I'm guessing the fish flop on prison concrete from a massive coronary wouldn't be very pleasant.

8/5/2008 6:05:14 PM

JBaz
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please, someone prison shank this pussy. He's using up my oxygen...

8/5/2008 6:08:32 PM

legatic
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nitrogen induced hypoxia

cheap, reliable, humane and effective form of execution

8/5/2008 8:21:02 PM

Aficionado
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i could take care of this for $1000 if ohio called me

8/5/2008 8:21:56 PM

JK
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I'll do it for 900

8/5/2008 8:22:46 PM

mcfluffle
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I bet it's easier for a bullet to find his brain.

Bring back the firing squad.

8/5/2008 8:23:23 PM

NCSUWolfy
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it always entertains me how people who kill other people on purpose think they're some how entitled to special treatment

eye for an eye bitches

dont do shit unless you're ready to have it done back to you (if you get caught)

i wonder how much ohio is paying for his migraine medication, i know that shit isn't cheap

8/5/2008 8:25:08 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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i've always said killers should be killed in the same way they kill their victims..

8/5/2008 9:07:58 PM

JK
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firing squad, inmate's family pays for bullets

8/5/2008 9:11:16 PM

khcadwal
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i've always said the death penalty doesn't work

and by putting people to death we're doing the same thing they've been condemned for doing

an eye for an eye would be great and all (as would killing them in the same manner as they killed their victims) but the appeals process is lengthy and expensive. and since its so lengthy it doesn't even work to deter offenders. on the other hand, we could just kill people as soon as they are arrested (before conviction) or after conviction (adding time and $$$ though). but then we'd be taking away the appeals process which, arguably, takes away a very basic american freedom. i guess we could start doing that, but then people would just find something else to bitch about. then again, the justice system is already corrupt and unfair so what's another log on the fire.

8/5/2008 9:15:09 PM

JK
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he should be executed for being too fat


switch it up on em

8/5/2008 9:19:10 PM

NCSUWolfy
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how ab giving prisoners a bill for their room and board and medical care

why the fuck do i need to pay? i already pay for the scum of the earth who feel entitled to everything and raise their kids to think the same way and now i have to pay for people who break the law too?

fuck this

8/5/2008 9:21:49 PM

JK
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^dude exactly

migraine medicine isn't cheap either

8/5/2008 9:22:33 PM

ambrosia1231
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http://ambulancedriverfiles.blogspot.com/2008/08/two-words.html

8/6/2008 11:58:28 AM

AndyMac
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Why don't they just let people OD on heroin or something?

8/6/2008 12:05:18 PM

Str8Foolish
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Lots of people with a caveman sense of justice in this thread

Congrats you're what's wrong with our fucked up country

8/6/2008 12:06:53 PM

pttyndal
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bury his feet in concrete and drop him to the bottom of the ocean.

8/6/2008 12:09:34 PM

TreeTwista10
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^^yeah the people who go around and senselessly murder innocent people aren't the problem with this country, its the people who dont think taxpayers should pay for a serial murderer to live out a long life of appeals

8/6/2008 12:13:42 PM

AndyMac
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8/6/2008 12:17:36 PM

Str8Foolish
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"^^yeah the people who go around and senselessly murder innocent people aren't the problem with this country, its the people who dont think taxpayers should pay for a serial murderer to live out a long life of appeals"


not even going to try and explain it to you i finally learned not to argue with glen beck types

8/6/2008 12:21:19 PM

AndyMac
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8/6/2008 12:22:07 PM

TreeTwista10
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^^of course, why would you explain something when you could just look down on people mr. alias

8/6/2008 12:25:40 PM

Str8Foolish
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"^^of course, why would you explain something when you could just look down on people mr. alias"


good question

8/6/2008 12:29:08 PM

AndyMac
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8/6/2008 12:30:26 PM

Kurtis636
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I think we all missed McDanger.

8/6/2008 12:31:38 PM

Apocalypse
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word

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : fail]

8/6/2008 12:45:18 PM

ZomBCraw
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Tar and feather him

Quote :
"i've always said the death penalty doesn't work

and by putting people to death we're doing the same thing they've been condemned for doing

an eye for an eye would be great and all (as would killing them in the same manner as they killed their victims) but the appeals process is lengthy and expensive. and since its so lengthy it doesn't even work to deter offenders"


i agree 100% the only way the system works is to drag them out by their feet upon convicition and sentencing, with their hands clawing at the earth, behind the courthouse and have them shot by the bailiff just enough so that they are not moving

we dont need to waste bullets do make sure they are dead, bury them as soon as they are not moving in any appreciable fashion

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:51 PM. Reason : x]

8/6/2008 12:47:53 PM

TreeTwista10
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btw Str8Foolish have the cops brought you in for questioning? Mary Kate or Ashley or whoever has been ducking them

8/6/2008 12:48:29 PM

Str8Foolish
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cannot make sense of what you're saying

8/6/2008 1:21:56 PM

EMCE
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great idea crawford!

now tell me what happens when someone is wrongfully convicted, killed instantly, and buried?

8/6/2008 1:32:42 PM

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