to get my secretary fired, and replaced with someone really hot

8/5/2008 2:27:38 PM

you should hire your fiance then....

8/5/2008 2:28:19 PM

It's simple. Kill the batman.

8/5/2008 2:28:53 PM

whoa whoa whoa


yes i agree with pm.

8/5/2008 2:29:16 PM

gah...

punchmonk is always hovering over my head like a halo

THROWIN SALT IN MY GAME

8/5/2008 2:30:04 PM

right racist stuff all over your stuff that she gives you.

8/5/2008 2:30:30 PM

1.fill masonjar with water
2. shit in it
3. close jar and place her name on it
4.put in break/lounge room fridge
5.problem solved after about 3days

8/5/2008 2:30:39 PM

you are one of my favorites that is why I watch out for ya.

8/5/2008 2:30:57 PM

our secretary was fired today, can only improve from here *knock on wood*

Have a bunch of random dudes continually call the office line, like she's giving it out for personal use on the regular. I'm sure TWW could be of some help with this

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 2:32 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 2:31:47 PM

Complain that she sexually harasses you.

Or calls you racial slurs.

Or both.

8/5/2008 2:32:31 PM

SALT SALT SALT









grrr...and she just scheduled a meeting for me @ 3:30. I'm tryna peel outta here by 4!

8/5/2008 2:37:00 PM

aren't hot one's just more trouble than they are worth? and usually stupid. plus you have a fiance

hummm... just hire a better one - not a hotter one.

8/5/2008 3:52:22 PM

^
and this is not soapbox

8/5/2008 4:07:16 PM

Quote :

"1.fill masonjar with water 2. shit in it 3. close jar and place her name on it 4.put in break/lounge room fridge 5.problem solved after about 3days"

This sounds like the most fool-proof idear in this thread

8/5/2008 4:39:25 PM

ask stewie. he's the master of evil plans

8/5/2008 5:52:11 PM

if she's still here on secretary appreciation day, I'm going to give her the gift of herpes

8/8/2008 10:26:33 AM