that you don't know at all. she's pretty hot, but not so hot that she's out of my league.


i mean i don't even know her name she just works at this store around the corner.
fuck.

this is important.

8/5/2008 8:48:33 PM

Talk to her

8/5/2008 8:49:29 PM

Don't bother trying.

8/5/2008 8:49:45 PM

Rob the store at gunpoint.

8/5/2008 8:49:50 PM

say hey, i don't know what your policy on dating customers is, but do you want to have an awkward time with me??

8/5/2008 8:49:59 PM

ask another employee what her name is, poke her on facebook

8/5/2008 8:50:07 PM

do you really trust tww for this kind of advice?

8/5/2008 8:50:17 PM

just whip out your dick. You know she wants it.

8/5/2008 8:50:19 PM

I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT INSTRUCTIONS

8/5/2008 8:50:23 PM

did furshia get a new job or something?

8/5/2008 8:50:25 PM

i'd say go to the store more often, chat with her, LEARN HER NAME, and then casually ask her when she gets off work sometime (maybe after you've known her name for a few visits) and see if she wants to get ice cream or something.

8/5/2008 8:51:00 PM

is it a furniture store or anything

because that might look odd (although might be a 'tee-hee' thing to her) if you went by a lot

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : alfuckinghough]

8/5/2008 8:51:43 PM

send that bitch a smiley face

bitches love smiley faces

8/5/2008 8:51:45 PM

Just remember to ask her out before she meets Captain Hammer.

8/5/2008 8:52:52 PM

last time i asked a girl out was 4 1/2 years ago, and it went something like this:

Me: so, we gonna do this?
Her: what?
Me: fuck.
Her:...OK!

it worked for me, but results may vary considerably. it would help if you weren't a bitch.

8/5/2008 8:53:34 PM

Quote :

"Don't bother trying. "

8/5/2008 8:55:14 PM

^^ could somebody translate faggot into asshole for me?



she's kinda unkept, but still hot i think i could bag that.
don't make me pull a dnl and get some photos from a distance lolz

8/5/2008 8:56:00 PM

Quote :

"do you want to have an awkward time with me??"

LOL

8/5/2008 8:58:08 PM

do the thing bill paxton did in true lies

8/5/2008 8:59:17 PM

Quote :

"i'd say go to the store more often, chat with her, LEARN HER NAME, and then casually ask her when she gets off work sometime (maybe after you've known her name for a few visits) and see if she wants to get ice cream or something."

i dont' know...be careful if you follow this tip...its close to stalkerish

8/5/2008 9:03:01 PM

what kind of store does she work at

8/5/2008 9:03:37 PM

god damn dude

welcome to middle school

Quote :

"Just remember to ask her out before she meets Captain Hammer. "

i lol'd for real at this

8/5/2008 9:03:42 PM

walk up and say "gay boobs?"

8/5/2008 9:05:05 PM

build her a cake

8/5/2008 9:05:45 PM

Women generally seem to love it when you say
"Cancel your plans... I'm more interesting anyway".

8/5/2008 9:08:03 PM

just be like "Hey, what's your name?"

"Well *name*, i know this is coming off as a little strange, but do you want to go out some time?"



Either you'll get shot down or you won't.

8/5/2008 9:08:42 PM

^quick and painless

8/5/2008 9:09:12 PM

yeah i don't want to come off as creepy, she seems pretty overly friendly. i've only been in there like twice.

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 9:13 PM. Reason : ]

8/5/2008 9:09:54 PM

^^ but i'd say try to strike up a conversation and ask her about herself before asking her out

8/5/2008 9:10:18 PM

kiljadn's method will be quick and painless

8/5/2008 9:10:30 PM

take in an arrow and draw some red mark on your shirt and be like

'scuse me miss i was just shot with this outside when i saw you




lmmfao

8/5/2008 9:10:49 PM

why don't you talk to her first. like go into her store (unless that would be uber obvious and creepy)

OR just ask her. i think girls (or at least i would) appreciate directness. if you just go in and you're like "hey i've noticed you around. don't take this the wrong way but i think you're really hot/beautiful/gorgeous/intriguing and if you are available would you like to grab a drink sometime"

8/5/2008 9:12:14 PM

Even if you get shot down, I guarantee you'll make her day just by asking her out. She'll probably tell all her girlfriends about it, and make it seem like you were some really hot guy. Maybe she'll even make a thread on whatever her favorite message board is

8/5/2008 9:12:37 PM

lol i kinda wanted dnl to post in this thread.


lol, i can't tell if she's like 22 or like 16. fuck. its one or the other nothing inbetween

8/5/2008 9:13:33 PM

what does she look like

first movie star/celebrity that comes to thought

8/5/2008 9:14:56 PM

Quote :

"DICK INA BOX"

8/5/2008 9:16:26 PM

She's 16, dude.

8/5/2008 9:16:29 PM

Quote :

"I guarantee you'll make her day just by asking her out. She'll probably tell all her girlfriends about it, and make it seem like you were some really hot guy."

might make her day but don't hold your breath on the girlfriend talk. she MIGHT make you sound hot but the more likely alternative is creepy. or they'll just laugh at you.

but you won't ever know for sure, so you don't really have anything to worry about.

8/5/2008 9:18:21 PM

uhh lindsay lohan with black hair, but skinnier, but not aneorexic.

8/5/2008 9:18:46 PM

Quote :

""Well *name*, i know this is coming off as a little strange, but do you want to go out some time?" "

Leave out the "i know this is coming off as a little strange".

It indicated you're not confident.

Women can smell weakness, and they don't like it.

8/5/2008 9:20:16 PM

don't shit where you eat
if it will make things weird after rejection (and you will get rejected) i would say don't bother

8/5/2008 9:20:48 PM

make an ATTN: thread

8/5/2008 9:20:53 PM

What store does she work at? And what hours is she usually there? I'll stop by and put in a good word for ya.

8/5/2008 9:21:25 PM

yeah i already know her first name anyways.

8/5/2008 9:21:55 PM

Quote :

"she's pretty hot, but not so hot that she's out of my league."

just tell her that

8/5/2008 9:22:27 PM

if he's smart he won't post the store

8/5/2008 9:22:52 PM

Do NOT tell her she's hot.

Every other dude probably does.

You want to be different.

8/5/2008 9:23:03 PM

hand her a link to this thread and say check this out then she'll ask about it BAM conversation.

8/5/2008 9:23:14 PM

we should get a group of us stand go ask her out on the same day.

8/5/2008 9:23:33 PM

Quote :

"Do NOT tell her she's hot. Every other dude probably does. You want to be different."

I bet every other dude doesn't also tell her she's not so hot that she's out of his league

8/5/2008 9:24:18 PM