in our garage, lots of eggs too

8/6/2008 4:21:14 AM

8/6/2008 4:22:30 AM

and lots of it

8/6/2008 4:40:18 AM

yeah man.. I don't mind spiders at all. But black widows? Them bitches gots to die.

8/6/2008 4:57:10 AM

I agree, burn them all.

8/6/2008 5:10:24 AM

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"I agree, burn them all."

8/6/2008 5:21:02 AM

8/6/2008 5:53:40 AM

8/6/2008 5:55:02 AM

Can't risk getting too close, hear they hate water

8/6/2008 6:53:59 AM

Now if we could just get a fully armed river boat.

8/6/2008 7:03:42 AM

you didn't find a "nest" of black widows, as they're solitary spiders

you might, however, have found several black widows within proximity of each other, but i assure you, they were not a "nest"

8/6/2008 8:58:21 AM

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"yeah man.. I don't mind spiders at all. But black widows? Them bitches gots to die."

8/6/2008 8:58:49 AM

^^^ and a river...

8/6/2008 8:59:23 AM

They're also not aggressive at all. As long as you don't grab one you're fine. Just stomp 'em and keep on trucking. I've killed dozens already this week.

8/6/2008 9:44:16 AM

coulda been a nest of babies with one adult.

8/6/2008 10:17:18 AM

^ no, actually, it couldn't have been...while some spiders do indeed "babysit" their young for a while, black widows do not (in fact, most spiders do not)

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 10:23 AM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 10:23:19 AM

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"you didn't find a "nest" of black widows, as they're solitary spiders you might, however, have found several black widows within proximity of each other, but i assure you, they were not a "nest" "

what a douche?

8/6/2008 10:28:22 AM

^ oh, good, you weighed in on the conversation! why don't you just get the fuck out of the thread since it doesn't have to do with brazilian hookers, doing coke, finding god, or any other of the made up bullshit you spew on a regular basis?

8/6/2008 10:29:22 AM

pics or it didn't happen.

8/6/2008 10:35:05 AM

Somebody got to die
They shady we get shady
Dress up like ladies
and burn em with dirty three eighty's

8/6/2008 10:55:08 AM

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"yeah man.. I don't mind spiders at all. But black widows? Them bitches gots to die."

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""you didn't find a "nest" of black widows, as they're solitary spiders you might, however, have found several black widows within proximity of each other, but i assure you, they were not a "nest""

more like, who cares if it's a 'nest' or not, them bitches gotta die

8/6/2008 10:57:26 AM

i havent seen one of these since i went to summer camp. they were ALL OVER the washroom

8/6/2008 11:00:05 AM

HOLD ON WAIT, YOU FOUND A NEST OF CLONED, ASIAN, SUPER-TRICK-PROFESSIONAL-POOL-PLAYING CHICKS, AND YOU WANT TO BURN THEM ..DUDE RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN, LET THEM DO NOTHING BUT PLAY POOL ON WII ALL DAY, AND RAKE IN THE CASH ONCE THEY BECOME BAD-ASSES BY THE AGE OF 12..DUH!!!

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 11:08 AM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 11:08:20 AM

Dude, you're trying way too hard.

8/6/2008 11:11:09 AM

epic fail

8/6/2008 11:14:33 AM

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"HOLD ON WAIT, YOU FOUND A NEST OF CLONED, ASIAN, SUPER-TRICK-PROFESSIONAL-POOL-PLAYING CHICKS, AND YOU WANT TO BURN THEM ..DUDE RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN, LET THEM DO NOTHING BUT PLAY POOL ON WII ALL DAY, AND RAKE IN THE CASH ONCE THEY BECOME BAD-ASSES BY THE AGE OF 12..DUH!!!"

...

8/6/2008 11:17:47 AM

^^^boredom begets stupidity...........what can i say?

8/6/2008 11:36:31 AM

could've been a nest of adolescent black widows hanging out

8/6/2008 11:52:30 AM

you know how those black widow kids are...they was probably smoking weed or worse!

you stay away from them, you hear? they're bad news.

8/6/2008 11:54:06 AM

I hate black widow teens, always hanging out, smoking, shouting catcalls...

8/6/2008 11:55:27 AM

Dman32md is a terrible new poster, I gotta say

Step your game up kid

8/6/2008 12:00:51 PM

i let most animals live

even most spiders

but black widows gots to go

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"KILL IT WITH FIRE"

8/6/2008 12:02:41 PM

^^not a new poster

8/6/2008 12:04:07 PM

wtf is up with black widows everywhere?

I've found four on my porch in the last week.

living it up in the weep holes.

they're getting some motherfucking chemical warfare today.

8/6/2008 12:04:33 PM

^black men getting shot

8/6/2008 12:28:18 PM

I have some brown spiders that build webs all around my porch every night. They keep the bugs out so they get to live on my porch.

As for black widows:

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"Burn them all"

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 12:48:18 PM

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"Dman32md is a terrible new poster, I gotta say Step your game up kid "

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"^^not a new poster"

Thank YOU, I'm no n00b!! Geez a guy makes one bad joke in the midst of his boredom, and you wanna label him as Dane Cook or something..

8/6/2008 12:54:12 PM

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"why don't you just get the fuck out of the thread since it doesn't have to do with brazilian hookers, doing coke, finding god, or any other of the made up bullshit you spew on a regular basis?"

you're a DWEEB.

8/6/2008 1:01:54 PM

oh yeah? you're a DORK. look it up, it's not as cool as you think it is, pal.

8/6/2008 1:02:40 PM

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"hile some spiders do indeed "babysit" their young"

i don't know what kind it was, but about a year ago at my old apartment, which was INFESTED with spiders (and I loathe spiders, i freak like a little bitch when theyre over my head... I don't know why). Anyway, it was this huge ass spider on my front stoop, about 3 inches across and my first instinct was to step on it, which I did... and like a ton of little babies start running around and I realize this fucker was carrying a ton of babies on its back and they all started scrambling around my feet and on my shoes and i was trying to kill them all... it was traumatizing


after looking on the internet, it seems like it was a wolf spider, which carry babies on their back

8/6/2008 1:13:41 PM

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE

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"Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out. People who were killed with fire include: * Jews (Lollercaust) * Fags * Niggas * Japs (in their case nuclear fire) * Fucktards * Goths * Emos * Furries * NEDM * Every convicted or confessed Harry Potter fueled witch from the Salem witch trials. * Joan of Arc was burned alive because she was convicted of blasphemy. Proving once again that when you try to tell people about god, you should be killed with fire. * Staypuft marshmallow man was burned to death by no less than four positron beams. His only crime? Being a fatty. "

8/6/2008 1:15:42 PM

spiders don't scare me, but....
black widows or brown recluses
aahhhhh

oh yeah a718 never found me. so definitaly b.s.

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"^ oh, good, you weighed in on the conversation! why don't you just get the fuck out of the thread since it doesn't have to do with brazilian hookers, doing coke, finding god, or any other of the made up bullshit you spew on a regular basis?"

8/6/2008 3:00:15 PM

kill them with mushrooms

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8/6/2008 3:01:06 PM