http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26054859



The government account suggests that the dead man's bizarre obsessions and serious long-term mental illness at least partly explain his actions. The unsealed FBI reports confirm that investigators established that Ivins had been fixated, perhaps since his own university days, with Kappa Kappa Gamma, a college sorority whose Princeton chapter was located 60 feet away from a mail box where some of the anthrax attack letters were posted

Tragically, he killed five people (who may have been Obama voters!).

Incidentally, this is the mental picture I have of moron in my mind--meek, nerdy, ineffectual, and probably only willing to harm someone while maintaining a safe distance.

See companion thread:

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=535424

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2008 5:27:09 PM

Title should've read "crazy white conservative atheist shoots up church scientist athraxes ur peeps"


But really, you've been stewing over this for a week?

8/6/2008 5:36:19 PM

One time I was chilling with moron and he took a shiv right to some guy's kidney just for looking at him funny

8/6/2008 5:38:22 PM

Actually, I've been sick--if you must know.

I guess the voodoo curse worked.

8/6/2008 5:38:49 PM

this is supposed to be a parody?
.... come on man. you can do better than this....

8/6/2008 5:39:29 PM

He's not demonstrated any ability to do better...

8/6/2008 5:40:37 PM

I like it.

8/6/2008 5:44:08 PM

Science is scary.

8/6/2008 5:54:19 PM

^^^ What, you don't like the pic? Well, there's always "Teeny tiny wee-wee"--shall I retrieve it for you?

8/6/2008 5:56:51 PM

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"Incidentally, this is the mental picture I have of moron in my mind--meek, nerdy, ineffectual, and probably only willing to harm someone while maintaining a safe distance. "

They DO say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

BTW there is another thread on this already: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=536029

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 6:08 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2008 6:07:29 PM

Turnabout's fair play, yes?

8/6/2008 6:13:52 PM

Absolutely, but I think if you have to explain why you think this is like me, it's not exactly the same thing.

But if it placates you, then i'm all for it.

8/6/2008 6:21:05 PM

come on moron, you can do better than that too. Let's get angry! Let's see some yelling!


all in all, as a parody, this thread fails on every account....

8/6/2008 6:24:36 PM

^ So says an Internet loudmouth.

^^ We have an understanding, yes?

8/6/2008 6:27:32 PM

Who gets obsessed with KKGs? The man needed a 6 pack of Miller Lite, not anthrax.

8/6/2008 6:31:09 PM

Fictional KKG member.

8/6/2008 6:44:05 PM

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"^^ We have an understanding, yes? "

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"Turnabout's fair play, yes? "

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"^ FWIW, I do accept your apology--it is appreciated. And in turn, I offer my regret for overreacting to the OP. "

omg, will you two cut it out?

8/6/2008 8:54:51 PM

8/6/2008 9:15:49 PM

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" Incidentally, this is the mental picture I have of moron in my mind--meek, nerdy, ineffectual, and probably only willing to harm someone while maintaining a safe distance. "

lol i see what u did here. i actually find this funny

8/6/2008 9:20:59 PM

it was funny.

8/6/2008 9:42:32 PM

8/6/2008 9:49:59 PM

I can't believe that moron has made it this long without posting a cock picture in this thread.

8/7/2008 5:09:13 PM

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" Fictional KKG member. "

please tell me that is not a reference to sex and the city

8/9/2008 9:42:42 PM

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"They DO say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

goddammit, moron, he's mine. i don't care if he's flirting with you, i'll deal with him later

:grr: :grr:

8/9/2008 9:46:48 PM

^^^ haha, i laughed at that.

8/9/2008 10:46:04 PM

8/9/2008 11:58:53 PM

come on , dammit, you should know by now that Tripod doesnt allow hotlinking

8/10/2008 1:52:27 AM

right-click, open in new tab

8/10/2008 1:57:04 AM

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"right-click, open in new tab"

yeah, fuck that shit. post it right the first damn time. i aint got time to dick around with your hotlink screwups.

8/10/2008 1:59:29 AM

screw you cock sore, i'll murder you and your family

8/10/2008 2:03:50 AM

waaah!

DUKE, DUKE, LOOK WHAT HE SAID

8/10/2008 1:11:39 PM

haha

that's enough, though

8/10/2008 1:19:48 PM

well this thread IS a parody, and it the subject was already being discussed elsewhere.

so maybe we're just all flinging poo until the zookeeper locks the cage?

8/10/2008 1:22:07 PM

8/11/2008 1:06:14 AM