I have a crew, but they don't like to go out much. I have a girl, but she's a girl.

I need a new friend to liven things up a bit. Anyone else just suddenly decide they needed a new friend?

And no, not in a "I am lonely and need a friend" kind of way?

8/7/2008 1:18:41 PM

do you like bowie?

8/7/2008 1:19:03 PM

Do you have a boat?

8/7/2008 1:19:33 PM

Yes to both.

8/7/2008 1:19:57 PM

the grass is always greener

8/7/2008 1:20:03 PM

8/7/2008 1:20:32 PM

I don't need a replacement...just a new friend that I can add into my life.

8/7/2008 1:20:37 PM

Would you be willing to smuggle cocaine with me on a boat while listening to bowie?

8/7/2008 1:20:38 PM

the real question is

can you be discrete?

are you on the down low?

8/7/2008 1:20:55 PM

do you play racquetball?

8/7/2008 1:21:05 PM

^ gay

8/7/2008 1:21:40 PM

^^Yes.

Also, and this will weed most of you people out, but I'm in Charlotte.

8/7/2008 1:22:34 PM

i respectfully disagree

ahhh
weeded.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 1:22 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2008 1:22:36 PM

what do you have against girls

8/7/2008 1:23:48 PM

Dude i have a female wingman now... best thing ever!!!

8/7/2008 1:23:48 PM

you know who's my wingman?

Jesus

8/7/2008 1:24:54 PM

A female wingman would be fine. Females are also an option.

It's just that my girl is my girl and I need more.

8/7/2008 1:25:22 PM

OdeBlueChair wanna be my winggirl? i don't want to date or anything.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 1:25 PM. Reason : all the other chicks on this site are like 32.]

8/7/2008 1:25:40 PM

I'd rather have his brother craig

8/7/2008 1:25:58 PM

uhh, I don't know a single Hispanic named "craig"

8/7/2008 1:27:13 PM

winggirl ftw!

I'm usually "one of the boys" anyway. So it's all "woooo, lets be friends and chill and watch the game" and not "hey, wanna go out"

it's a blessing and a curse

8/7/2008 1:27:37 PM

who needs friends?

I have this here ball on a string attached to a cup

8/7/2008 1:28:25 PM

you're just pissed cause you got replaced by a girl

8/7/2008 1:28:55 PM

your loss!

by nature, girls aren't funny.

8/7/2008 1:33:27 PM

this one is... thats why she's wing man material... she's also a mechanical engineer and kinda hot...

just a lil out of my price age range

8/7/2008 1:34:42 PM

who are we talknig about?

8/7/2008 1:39:29 PM

ellen degeneras

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 1:41 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2008 1:40:48 PM

my wing woman...


[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 1:42 PM. Reason : .]

8/7/2008 1:42:02 PM

if she wasn't famous i think she'd be in your price range.

8/7/2008 1:42:18 PM

Be careful, Imma steal your wing woman.

Sounds like your "wing woman" is a girl that put you on the friends list.

8/7/2008 1:45:35 PM

actually..... yep... i'm to young for her she said... she's all in baby makin mode.. and i'm like whoooaaaa there... baby maker...

8/7/2008 2:12:29 PM

shitty way of saying no lindsay.

8/7/2008 2:46:01 PM

ttt for the record.

8/7/2008 7:57:38 PM

slackerb, i could apply for this position. I need a short list of things you enjoy doing to see if we would be compatible IRL friends. It would help if your woman had a friend so i could potentially run game on her



sumfoo1, i'd make babies with your wingwoman.

[Edited on August 7, 2008 at 8:04 PM. Reason : doing]

8/7/2008 8:03:25 PM

Well shit, might be in the market for both a new friend and a new girlfriend after the conversation I had last night.

^With that said, I like:

Sports (on tv and going to local venues)
Outdoors stuff
playing racquetball, tennis, bball, etc.
Video games
drinking

8/13/2008 8:53:08 AM

I got dibs on your g/f when she dumps you!

8/13/2008 8:59:07 AM

Better be prepared to get married soonish! Otherwise, don't bother.

8/13/2008 8:59:57 AM

Aww fuck.....foiled.

8/13/2008 9:02:25 AM