Yesterday at work someone asked if they needed to make an appointment for the walk-in clinic.


It reminded me of when I worked at HT in high school and someone asked me how many one-a-day vitamins they were supposed to take per day.

8/9/2008 11:41:24 AM

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8/9/2008 11:41:57 AM

while teaching a kid how to milk a cow: "is this a boy cow or a girl cow?"

8/9/2008 11:42:32 AM

that's the sort of thing you'd better be damned sure of before you start milking

8/9/2008 11:44:12 AM

I worked at Lowe's Foods in high school when they started the Greenpoints Cards. My manager gave me the job of sitting at the door and signing people up for the cards on their way in. I was there about an hour and this Hispanic guy came up to me and acted all secretive. He whispers "Ay, I hear you are selling green cards?"

8/9/2008 11:49:22 AM

i get asked lots of stupid questions. mostly on here though.

i was teaching a class at my company on the basics of electricity. it sometimes helps to use the whole water tower/pipe analogy to explain the concepts. one woman said if you puncture a waterpipe water leaks out. why don't electronics leak out when you cut a wire

8/9/2008 11:51:01 AM

Quote :

"Ay, I hear you are selling green cards?"

hahaha

8/9/2008 11:55:04 AM

^^ hahaha, how did you answer that one?

8/9/2008 11:56:00 AM

*"Jealous Guy" comes on my CD player in the car*

"What band was John Lennon in before he went solo?"

8/9/2008 11:57:39 AM

I had a hard time explaining to my ex why she needed to keep a copy of her car insurance card in her glove box.

8/9/2008 11:58:12 AM