I was watching TV and my cable cut out, I'll be taking Time Warner to court for this but I need to know a good lawyer to go with. If I lose in court I will also take the lawyer to court.

8/11/2008 2:45:34 PM

8/11/2008 2:46:04 PM

I just took a huge shit/

8/11/2008 2:46:12 PM

guys with small wee-wees dont like to use sex toys

8/11/2008 2:46:47 PM

i am an expert at everything

8/11/2008 2:47:38 PM

i had lyme disease for like 2 years and somehow i didnt know...it might have fucked up my brain somewhat

8/11/2008 2:48:32 PM

Marriage is dumb. I don't know why anybody would ever want to get married when they can just have sex all the time. I have a great sex life with my man and that's the most important thing. I was even able to forgive him for not liking the same kind of bikes as me because he gives it to me the right way. If he wasn't good in bed I wouldn't even bother talking to him.

8/11/2008 2:50:08 PM

lol this will entertain me all day

8/11/2008 2:51:21 PM

i was homeschooled

8/11/2008 2:53:51 PM

I don't actually use condoms, at least with my boyfriend. There are advantages to permanent sterilization. Don't want any lifetime STD's like children, can't fit a carseat on my bike with all my toothpaste and maxipads and Delta vouchers.

8/11/2008 3:02:20 PM

winner!

8/11/2008 3:06:38 PM

You should never ask someone to "see your ring" when they announce they are getting married. There is no point to that stupid tradition and not everyone buys into it...


blah blah blah

8/11/2008 3:09:00 PM

children are a silly tradition.

8/11/2008 3:09:44 PM

i know way more than any single person about relationships because i'll take it up the ass with a shovel if that's what my man wants me to do. any girl that won't is a prude and probably wants to get married and have kids some day, and any guy that doesn't want his girl to do that has a small penis. dudes with small penises and girls that aren't into sticking shovels up their asses deserve to be married and have kids. the rest of us just want to live normal non-conformist lives.

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:14 PM. Reason : sadsdf]

8/11/2008 3:10:45 PM

^HILARIOUS

8/11/2008 3:14:52 PM

I applaud her for self-sterilizing. people like her should not reproduce. Those shitty genes do not need to be passed on.


to get back on topic:

I have lyme disease and no doctor will believe me. If I was in europe they'd give me these drugs that nobody here will give me, so i'm going to take fish pills instead. But i can't fly to europe because i'm scared of flying after i saw a puff of smoke on a plane that landed safely, but i'm going to sue them for landing safely so I can pay for my lyme disease because i can't get a job because of my lyme disease. I'm just going to take fish antibiotics instead.

8/11/2008 3:14:58 PM

we talking the handle or the broad end of a shovel?

8/11/2008 3:15:37 PM

broad end of course


[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:17 PM. Reason : sdf]

8/11/2008 3:16:18 PM

Quote :

"EPIC BUTTHOLE EXPANSION"

8/11/2008 3:17:23 PM

i don't actually know that she would take it up the ass with the broad end of a shovel but i'm assuming she would since it's something i would never do and i would like to get married and have kids some day

8/11/2008 3:18:46 PM

I'm taking all of you to court...this thread is defamation of character!

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ]

8/11/2008 3:21:54 PM

lol/2

8/11/2008 3:26:50 PM

Is there a pic of this chick floating around? Just curious what this level of horror might look like.

8/11/2008 3:28:26 PM

face is similar to squirt

8/11/2008 3:29:57 PM

8/11/2008 3:30:57 PM

^ seriously?

8/11/2008 3:33:03 PM

Quote :

"I have lyme disease and no doctor will believe me. If I was in europe they'd give me these drugs that nobody here will give me, so i'm going to take fish pills instead. But i can't fly to europe because i'm scared of flying after i saw a puff of smoke on a plane that landed safely, but i'm going to sue them for landing safely so I can pay for my lyme disease because i can't get a job because of my lyme disease. I'm just going to take fish antibiotics instead. "

hahahha

8/11/2008 3:33:10 PM

Quote :

"I'm taking all of you to court...this thread is defamation or character!"

Quote :

"DEFAMATION OR CHARACTER"

8/11/2008 3:33:42 PM

some of her original shit is just golden

per message_topic.aspx?topic=524636

I know I created this thread but you people are fucking idiots. I refuse to give any specific information that may assist you in helping me just because you want to help. The condition I have clearly makes me permanent disabled although nobody in this country is smart enough to realize it.

I'm going to have to drop out of grad school because of this ridiculous illness I have that nobody but a very rare number of people even know anything about. Instead I'm going to go to a student health psychologist and convince them I'm crazy. This shouldn't be that hard.

IT'S FUCKING AMAZING I HAVEN'T DIED YET. At least I won't have any kids so they won't have to put up with this cruel cruel world

8/11/2008 3:34:07 PM

now i'm taking airfag to court for correcting me and calling me out. i don't know how, but i will!

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ]

8/11/2008 3:34:38 PM

8/11/2008 3:35:18 PM

Quote :

""I'm taking all of you to court...this thread is defamation or character!""

where did that come from

8/11/2008 3:35:45 PM

8/11/2008 3:35:51 PM

the only place to get a great tattoo is at these places in houston. everyone else gives shitty tattoos and you would be stupid to go to a tattoo place that isn't the ones that i recommend because i clearly know everything there is to know about where you should get your permanant modifications done.

oh yeah, and children are a silly tradition and people that get married or receive engagement rings are stupid.

8/11/2008 3:35:53 PM

8/11/2008 3:36:17 PM

lets not ruin a good thread...

8/11/2008 3:37:24 PM

yeah

quit posting in it and it won't be ruined

8/11/2008 3:37:52 PM

Look at those eyes in the first pic. She looks troubled.

8/11/2008 3:37:57 PM

yeah she's got the crazy eyes - you can literally see the instability through your monitor.

8/11/2008 3:38:44 PM

lolol

8/11/2008 3:39:08 PM

This thread is hilarious!

Yes those pics are me.

No, I just like I45 ink for the kind of work I want. I'd also consider Immortal images, Ace custom tattoo, All or nothing, Tom Renshaw, and some other people/shops too. I'll admit, I'm a snob and only want the best on me.

Please continue to entertain me.

8/11/2008 3:49:08 PM

you look like the type that doesn't trim down there

8/11/2008 3:50:41 PM

Awwww, now be nice.

8/11/2008 3:51:48 PM

I always pictured her as an Asian.

8/11/2008 3:52:53 PM

^^^

"AHAHAHA GOD DAMN" Just came out of my mouth

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : -]

8/11/2008 3:53:07 PM

ewwwwwwww you ride a ninja

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : gsxr-1000]

8/11/2008 3:53:13 PM

after those pics would you want her to reproduce?

i love these quotes, except you would think only a attractive person would say them, cause if your ugly as mess you cant back them up

8/11/2008 3:56:50 PM

first time i put her in spottings i wrote "she wasnt as ugly as i thought she'd be" lol

8/11/2008 3:59:45 PM

I could give most of the ladies lessons on shaving.

Yes, 250 ninja, 636 ninja, and now have only a different 250 ninja. Next bike will be a SV650s. I like to twist the right grip too much, would get my license taken away in a week on a liter bike.

8/11/2008 4:00:04 PM

set em up

8/11/2008 4:00:20 PM