oh what a mess

8/11/2008 11:05:45 PM

once when I was little kid

it was like thunder on a clear day

8/11/2008 11:06:15 PM

you mean so far today?

8/11/2008 11:06:18 PM

Hmmm

8/11/2008 11:06:27 PM

jesus how old are you?

are you a little kid or a really old person?

can't you control your bowels/bladder?

8/11/2008 11:22:14 PM

girls cant hold their pee i believe, hopefully they can hold their poo

8/11/2008 11:23:34 PM

I TOOK A GIANT CRAP THE OTHER DAY

8/11/2008 11:24:19 PM

did you ever poop out of your VAGINA?

8/11/2008 11:24:30 PM

i aint gon lie i have recently

(as in past year)

8/11/2008 11:25:07 PM

Quote :

"girls cant hold their pee i believe, hopefully they can hold their poo"

that's BS. sure they can if they tried. BTW, you have to squeeze the same muscles to hold either of them.

when the situation has called for it, i have been able to hold my pee for upto 18 hours, and my poo for 5 days.

^ and i am emasculated forfinding a movie disturbing, right? sheesh, at least i am not a 5 year old girl.

8/11/2008 11:27:34 PM

i got medical excuses

8/11/2008 11:30:56 PM

i got a note from the doctor that allows me to pee my pants

8/11/2008 11:45:52 PM

^^^ Your PEE AND POO?

Are you a fucking fag?

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 11:50 PM. Reason : ^^^]

8/11/2008 11:50:22 PM

no i was just using the words that lafta used.

i actually use urine and shit. sometimes fecal matter.

8/12/2008 12:06:28 AM

i was driving through suburban-hell west-Cary some years ago and got hit by a massive cramp that about doubled me over.

there was no stores, no gas station, no fast food, no nothing.

and it was coming quick.... i had apparently gotten some really nasty bug or food poisoning or something, i dont know, but it hit fast and hard.

I had no time to do anything but to just shit my pants right there in the driver's seat. It was a huge amount of diarrhea, total liquid.

i was able to get a copy of The Independent that was in the passenger seat and sit on it so as to not fuck my car up.

i drove all the way home (Athens Drive) sitting in my diarrhea soaked drawers. i squirted a couple more times on the way. i could have held them, but there really wasnt any point.

i was just glad that both of my roomates were gone. i went straight to the shower and just threw the clothes into a garbage back and pitched it into a dumpster.

8/12/2008 1:57:59 AM

sharted before and used many a bush

8/12/2008 2:23:10 AM

i sharted one time.

was on a school trip, i had to throw them boxers away and take out the trash pronto. we were in the mountains so there wasn't really any other place to put them. wasn't about to walk 500 yards alone in the mountains.

i'm walls1441 and i approve of this message

8/12/2008 2:36:25 AM

i was waiting for my gf, in the truck outside dsw shoe warehouse, ripped a mighty fart and sharted myself, promptly went inside and disposed of my drawers in the cleanest men's bathroom i had ever set foot in

8/12/2008 8:11:41 AM

I have always made it, but man there have been some close ones

8/12/2008 8:35:59 AM