I'm gonna be all like, "I was a man-whore; therefore, you are a whore/man-whore; therefore, do it in the butt or get some fuckin' b/c. I'm kicking your ass out when you come in telling me I'mma be a granddaddy!"

8/12/2008 9:11:51 AM

"You gotta get yours, but fool i gotta get mine"

8/12/2008 9:12:33 AM

wat

8/12/2008 9:12:37 AM

depends on if we have a girl or a boy.

8/12/2008 9:12:50 AM

BOY: "I don't care what you do as long as you wrap that shit up. Girls are skanky whores and will do stupid shit to get you to commit to them. Please beware."

GIRL: "Don't be that skanky slut that I warned your brother about. I am putting you on BC in the next year and I expect you to wrap your boy toy's shit up anyway. Then proceed as you see fit"

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 9:15 AM. Reason : sounded like incest]

8/12/2008 9:14:47 AM

"you probably know what sex is. if you get a bitch pregnant, she is getting an abortion; dont have sex until its with someone you love anyways. in america, they make it like sex is so damn important, trust me, its not...just focus on school and shit...if you do have sex, make sure its not with a whore at least"

8/12/2008 9:15:28 AM

if its a girl im locking her shit up until she weds

i will also put a shedder mask around her face

she wil not fuck and she will not suck dick

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 9:16 AM. Reason : k]

8/12/2008 9:15:57 AM

attn: Kainen answer plz!

I dunno something like "if it was too easy than she's too sleazy" "if its her first time she's gonna whine"
"if she's not under control... wrap your pole (this also goes for any strange regardless)"

8/12/2008 9:17:13 AM

Quote :

""you probably know what sex is. if you get a bitch pregnant, she is getting an abortion; dont have sex until its with someone you love anyways. in america, they make it like sex is so damn important, trust me, its not...just focus on school and shit...if you do have sex, make sure its not with a whore at least""

fixed it for you

8/12/2008 9:19:00 AM

way to rip off my thread asshole

8/12/2008 9:19:06 AM

^Different thread...
What I was told and what I will say are TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS

8/12/2008 9:20:49 AM

he woulda never thought of it if it weren't for me


i want reparations, cause i am the head nigga in charge here

8/12/2008 9:28:58 AM

Credit goes to BUTTSECKS for having sparked my idea for creating this thread.

Now, STFU and bttt.

8/12/2008 9:30:35 AM

waaahhhmbulance is on its way..

8/12/2008 9:33:02 AM

8/12/2008 9:40:54 AM

GIRL: If you give it up too fast, he won't respect you and will tell everyone else. Then every boy will act like he likes you but all he really wants is to hit it & quit it. Then you won't be able to trust any boy at all and stories will be written about you on the men's room wall. Try to wait until you're in love, but keep in mind that boys lie and say they're in love. There's really not much point in dating before you're in your 20s anyway. If you don't have time for a relationship, a fuckbuddy is OK, as long as it's someone you can trust, like a best male friend. Masturbation is good, healthy, normal, and keeps you from going insane.

BOY: It's best to have sex with someone you're in love with, but don't pass up a chance for a one-night stand as long as it's someone you don't know and will likely never see again, otherwise she might spread rumors to other women you mutually know and blow your chances with them. Don't date her or call her, or even give her your real name if you can help it. Women who have one-night stands exist for men's gratification and do not deserve relationships, since they didn't follow the advice in my first paragraph. Masturbation is good, healthy, normal, and keeps you from going insane.

BOTH: Wrap it up tight! No glove, no love. Go ahead and have sex before you get married, chances are your future spouse has fucked other people, so there's no point in "saving yourself". Don't worry about sex too much; it's not as important, serious, sacred, or mysterious as our culture tries to make it. Don't use people for sex unless they're OK with it.

8/12/2008 10:08:02 AM

It goes in, it comes out. If you have any stylistic questions, consult RedTube.

8/12/2008 10:09:03 AM

Id tell my son: "Learn not to trust a bitch from the prostitutes, because it really ain't as big as everybody makes it, even the females know its bitches, females don't even hang wit females, so why would they expect a guy to understand something that they don't even understand, one, and two these bitches is like boss, they out there handling there business, their not sayin why you callin me bitch no! their clowning, and don't give these hoes all the attention because thats how guys die, hoes get horny and then guys die, every funeral you go to, there was a horny hoe involved the night before...........and make sure you strap up"

8/12/2008 10:28:29 AM

you've seen the interweb right?

well, girls are only willing to do like, 90% of that stuff

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 10:29 AM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 10:29:36 AM

Quote :

"went to sleep real, woke up realer"

8/12/2008 10:31:06 AM

"Just as an idea unexpressed in physical action is contemptible hypocrisy, so is platonic love—and just as physical action unguided by an idea is a fool’s self-fraud, so is sex when cut off from one’s code of values . . . . Only the man who extols the purity of a love devoid of desire, is capable of the depravity of a desire devoid of love."

8/12/2008 10:55:08 AM

lol if i were your kid i'd be like bitch dont use words like platonic

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 11:00 AM. Reason : lol you so would not say that to your kids...]

8/12/2008 11:00:29 AM

i have a good feeling the vix wouldn't follow a lot of the bullshit she posts

8/12/2008 11:01:49 AM

I do act on ideas that I take seriously.

8/12/2008 11:10:17 AM

^^

8/12/2008 11:10:46 AM

oh, ok, now i believe you

8/12/2008 11:13:34 AM

i won't need to. by that point i'm sure pederasty will be considered a perfectly natural life choice (or genetic predisposition) and in lieu of just demonstrating oral sex to our 2nd graders like we do now at school he'll probably be dating a teacher at that point
we're gonna have to start mandating sex ed in the womb :-/

8/12/2008 11:18:19 AM

don't cum in the box, B.

8/12/2008 11:31:04 AM