AlterEgo All American 1721 Posts user info edit post |
I don't give a rats ass what your line of work is.....it's to make up for your small penis. 8/12/2008 8:02:23 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
it makes me more efficient ok 8/12/2008 8:04:14 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148420 Posts user info edit post |
except for your mother 8/12/2008 8:04:30 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I got 3
Maybe only 5 times total in the 10 months I've been working here have I used even 2 of them for work 8/12/2008 8:05:19 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I use 2 ALL the time, but I have to do a ton of interaction via email so just having outlook constantly up helps 8/12/2008 8:06:14 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
no amount of monitors can make up for a small penis. 8/12/2008 8:06:21 PM |
volex All American 1758 Posts user info edit post |
what if your job is to test multiple monitor support 8/12/2008 8:06:47 PM |
AlterEgo All American 1721 Posts user info edit post |
that's all i'm sayin'
8/12/2008 8:07:24 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53049 Posts user info edit post |
^^ [/thread] 8/12/2008 8:07:47 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what if your job is to test multiple monitor support
" |
you're making up for the small penii of others.8/12/2008 8:09:46 PM |
volex All American 1758 Posts user info edit post |
well to make up for this threads small penis
8/12/2008 8:12:54 PM |
roguewarrior All American 10887 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't give a rats ass what your line of work is.....it's to make up for your small penis." |
whatever you say you may just be jealous8/12/2008 8:14:35 PM |
ZomBCraw Suspended 6999 Posts user info edit post |
8/12/2008 8:16:58 PM |
TroleTacks Suspended 1004 Posts user info edit post |
What kinda faggotry is GSP pullin there? 8/12/2008 8:21:33 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
thats nothing. i've got seven keyboards. you can tell I need them because I say "it improves my productivity" case fucking closed 8/12/2008 8:28:11 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i'm lost without at least two.
i've got this one thing i do though, if needed ill flip the mouse to my left hand and write on my notepad with my right while continuing on with what i was doing.
ahah
[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:29 PM. Reason : e] 8/12/2008 8:29:40 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
I have 3....
and a large penis
your theory is debunked, sir.
[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : one is for a different computer tho. another is really my laptop screen which is a shitty 1024x768] 8/12/2008 8:35:06 PM |
LickHer All American 1580 Posts user info edit post |
I had 3, then sold one, woke up the next morning, my penis was 2 inches longer. Is that how it works? 8/12/2008 8:43:05 PM |
gunguy All American 775 Posts user info edit post |
^ it's called morning wood 8/12/2008 8:44:51 PM |
Yodajammies All American 3229 Posts user info edit post |
stage on one screen. Timeline, script window, layer pane, color pallet, and align tool on the other.
NEED TWO. 8/12/2008 8:51:50 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
two montiors has at least doubled my productivity 8/12/2008 8:55:39 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
You can never have too much screen real estate. 8/12/2008 8:56:45 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
I converted everyone at work to two montiors.. I was like..hey, I can an email open AND EXCEL, AND SEE THEM BOTH!!1!
they were like, omg, that's not possible
i'm like, I'VE GOT TWO SCREENS BITCHES 8/12/2008 9:07:08 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
actually, studies do show that people that use multiple monitors are more productive at work 8/12/2008 9:11:17 PM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
i have 2 monitors but i only use 1 now.
when i was writing my dissertation i'll admit it was nice having 2, one for my TeX editor and the other for Matlab or whatever program I was generating graphs and figured with 8/12/2008 9:11:31 PM |
aaronian All American 3299 Posts user info edit post |
two monitors for papers/online research is awesome 8/12/2008 9:12:31 PM |
OmarBadu zidik 25071 Posts user info edit post |
2 really helps my productivity - 3 helps in some situations but i really only need if i want to dick around while working 8/12/2008 9:13:57 PM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
There are a lot of people with only one monitor and a small penis. That is a shitty life. 8/12/2008 9:15:29 PM |
engrish All American 2380 Posts user info edit post |
There are also people that can't afford a second monitor but really do want one that have a small penis. They typically just make shitty threads on TWW about how multiple monitors means you have a small penis. 8/12/2008 9:22:13 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was like..hey, I can an email open AND EXCEL, AND SEE THEM BOTH!!1!
they were like, omg, that's not possible
i'm like, I'VE GOT TWO SCREENS BITCHES" |
AHAHAHA8/12/2008 9:24:43 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
it's so damn true tho 8/12/2008 9:25:59 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
^yea... I'm ditching the dual 19" TN LCD's for a 24" or 26" IPS LCD. Hopefully for christmas I can add in one of those samsung USB monitors to keep the email open 24/7 and then I'll be set. 8/12/2008 9:27:25 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
i don't know what i'd do without being able to use my tv as a monitor 52" Firefox FTW 8/12/2008 9:28:16 PM |
AlterEgo All American 1721 Posts user info edit post |
small
we
we
you know who you are 8/12/2008 9:29:42 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
it would be a HUGE pain in my ass every single day at work with 1 monitor. 8/12/2008 9:31:04 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45179 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You can never have too much screen real estate." |
8/12/2008 9:32:24 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
I use two monitors at work, and two monitors in my home office. I'm not switching between 5+ applications and/or documents on 1 monitor. That's just stupid.
AND
I could strangle you with my penis at any given moment.
fact 8/12/2008 9:32:54 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
qntmken has multiple monitors and his penis is rather large. So I don't get this thread. 8/12/2008 9:34:40 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I use two monitors at work, and two monitors in my home office. I'm not switching between 5+ applications and/or documents on 1 monitor. That's just stupid.
AND
I could strangle you with my penis at any given moment.
fact" |
8/12/2008 9:35:45 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
5 applications?
ahhahahahaha
try closer to 20 8/12/2008 9:39:45 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
it's not so much that someone *needs* them--they're just that awesome 8/12/2008 9:40:31 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
once you go dualmonitors, you can't go back. it's awesome. 8/12/2008 9:41:25 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89768 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ you cut off a critical part of what I said. that little "+" symbol means PLUS
as in, at a minimum, I have at least 5 different things open. 8/12/2008 9:43:31 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Right now I've got a 24" imac, but I'm going to add my 17" lcd to it just because I can. It is collecting dust otherwise. I don't particularly need it. Spaces and expose are good enough tools for my productivity needs. 8/12/2008 9:44:59 PM |
synapse play so hard 60935 Posts user info edit post |
oh look an alias
who posts a troll thread
totally unpredictable 8/12/2008 9:53:15 PM |