and the united states is being a sore loser because they took advantage of our mistakes.




















is there any truth to this statement?

8/14/2008 8:17:49 AM

there are more important issues at hand

omg integrity

8/14/2008 8:20:14 AM

Let's not lose sight of what's really important. I bet our gymnasts can beat up their gymnasts.

8/14/2008 8:24:34 AM

the entire women's gymnastics team are really tadpoles.





is there any truth to this statement?

8/14/2008 8:24:52 AM

mayhaps

8/14/2008 8:29:40 AM

in areas with high concentrations of pedophiles, every neighborhood child was safe that night because the women's gymnastic events were so heavily watched.






fact?

8/14/2008 8:35:21 AM

no, only the girls were safe. gay pedos were still lurking.

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 8:41 AM. Reason : i wonder how many guys beat to the olympics]

8/14/2008 8:40:10 AM

it would be hard to do that for some events.

a lot of the volleyball players are hot. no problem.
a lot of the swimmers look like titless men. problem.



having said that, I've seen too much raunchy porn to be able to shuck my corn to plain women on TV.

8/14/2008 8:49:41 AM

yeah, but you know some guys were at least beating it to the gymnastics and volleyball

8/14/2008 9:09:41 AM

every 4 years, the world's males are simultaneously brought into puberty in front of their TV screens. there is also one less usable sock until laundry day

8/14/2008 9:13:40 AM

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"the entire women's gymnastics team are really tadpoles. is there any truth to this statement?"

haha emce made me lol

8/14/2008 9:15:25 AM

I wonder what it feels like to be a female olympic competitor and know that not only do you have a huge stadium full of people watching you perform, but there are also millions of dicks being jerked at home while you perform.

8/14/2008 9:17:45 AM

shit, If I knew millions of women were flicking their bean to me, I'd hold up a sign with my phone number written on it

8/14/2008 9:20:13 AM

the best is when women to tell you to masturbate to them

8/14/2008 9:56:24 AM

I'll pay someone $15 to go to dnl's crib and break his computer

8/14/2008 9:58:33 AM

ok but i get 2/3 of all profits lol

8/14/2008 9:59:38 AM

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"the best is when women to tell you to masturbate to the"

to noun to verb to the

8/14/2008 10:00:30 AM

that makes no sense

stop not making sense

8/14/2008 10:01:22 AM

the us and china did about the same, the chinese had a higher base difficulty score and won by that margin only.

honestly i think it would be hilarious if the chinese lost the gold due to this shit, even if we didn't get it as a result.

8/14/2008 10:04:39 AM

I know when they were discussing before they went to a break, even Bella Karoli said he didn't believe those broads were over 16

8/14/2008 10:05:14 AM

I had/have a hard time believing it myself

but if their govt. is willing to falsify records, we can't really get to the bottom of it. it's not like we can cut those flippity floppity bitches in half and count the rings

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 10:12 AM. Reason : j]

8/14/2008 10:10:50 AM

I had/have a hard time caring myself

8/14/2008 10:11:48 AM

eh, those chicks were just taking pills to put off puberty

8/14/2008 10:14:10 AM

arabs wrong. china won by a large margin

8/14/2008 10:14:32 AM

8/14/2008 10:19:33 AM

2 something points. they blew us out of the water, comsidering they count off in fractions of a point

8/14/2008 10:19:49 AM

yeah, even going into the floor exercise when they had a 1 point lead, the commentators said that it would have taken a perfect performance from the U.S. and that China would have had to make a major mistake for us to win.

8/14/2008 10:26:15 AM

kind of like how losing by 6 or 7 points takes on a different meaning depending on whether you're playing football or hockey

8/14/2008 10:43:24 AM

Those girls are about as much 16 years old as Bea Arthur is.

The olympics are just showcasing what China does best-- Making cheap, fake, knockoffs of the rest of the world's talent.

I'm going to go rent Cool Runnings and chill.

8/14/2008 10:52:32 AM

Did you hear about how some of those countries actually offer to pay athletes to change their citizenship to come compete for their countries?

8/14/2008 10:53:45 AM

i heard some team in europe is trying to convince lebron to go there for 50/mil a year

8/14/2008 10:54:54 AM

did you hear about how crooked shit goes on every day?

8/14/2008 10:55:28 AM

nah, but I wouldn't put it past them. got a link?

I heard that Yao Ming is in pretty bad shape (ankle injury), but china is putting a lot of pressure on him to compete

8/14/2008 10:56:59 AM

well, you know what, on the flip side, if they come visit NC, you know, we can have sex with them.




ps. i like commas

8/14/2008 11:27:00 AM

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"Let's not lose sight of what's really important. I bet our gymnasts can eat their gymnasts."

fixed

8/14/2008 11:30:51 AM