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"A man is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say. At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused. According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported. Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort: Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail. Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him. They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis."

Ooooh there is a video too

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-23109,00.html

I think he beats the dude who fucked his patio table.

8/14/2008 1:25:23 PM

what a moron

8/14/2008 1:34:20 PM

Park benches need love too

8/14/2008 1:34:22 PM

Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

8/14/2008 1:36:04 PM

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"Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail."

8/14/2008 2:36:47 PM

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"He's had a crush on that bench for a long time"

8/14/2008 2:37:38 PM

^^The video actually shows the blood

8/14/2008 2:49:58 PM