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8/15/2008 7:46:17 PM

how does one post at infinitesimal intervals

8/15/2008 7:47:00 PM

8/15/2008 7:47:45 PM

I'm on the couch with the laptop in my lap, giving me a serious case of swamp balls

8/15/2008 7:50:57 PM

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9/28/2008 3:25:07 AM

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"I'm on the couch with the laptop in my lap, giving me a serious case of swamp balls"

holy shit... me too! but NO swamp balls for me.

TALCUM POWDER FTW

9/28/2008 3:27:59 AM

THIS IS DEFINITELY SEPARATION ANXIETY.

9/28/2008 3:35:00 AM

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9/28/2008 3:38:36 AM

CLEANING THAT BRUSH CAN HURT EVEN MORE

AND THEN YOU STILL HAVE A MESS ON THE FLOOR


THE GENTLE EASY WAY TO GROOM


LETS YOU CLEAN EASY LONG HAIR

WITHOUT A MESS EVERYWHERE

9/28/2008 3:47:33 AM

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"I'm on the couch with the laptop in my lap, giving me a serious case of swamp balls"

this is why I always have a pillow between my balls and the laptop (desktop replacement).

9/28/2008 3:56:11 AM

^ i thought that was understood? i ceriosely hope there isn't anybody so stupid as to still put laptops on their lap without any barrier?

my laptop is resting on a laptop cooling pad which is resting on a thick sofa cusion which is resting on my lap.

9/28/2008 3:58:55 AM

OBVIOUSLY G MONEY HERE IS OUT OF THE LOOP ON THIS ONE.

9/28/2008 4:02:33 AM

shit, my laptop puts out so much heat, it causes burns... not good for the gonads

9/28/2008 4:06:10 AM

^ it is not good for the 'nads well before you get burnt. just a rise in temp of 1 degree C lowers sperm count, and 2 C lowers it significantly.

9/28/2008 4:07:59 AM

I THOUGHT MOST WERE LIKE THAT HONESTLY, ESPECIALLY PRE-DUALLYS SON. MY P4 LAPTOP COULD BURN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

THE DUALLY LAPTOPS ARE COOLER THOUGH SON, BUT STILL SON, IT'S YOUR BALLS SON.

9/28/2008 4:08:02 AM

dirp mcdirpistan.

9/28/2008 4:54:00 AM

*scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch*

9/29/2008 5:02:12 AM

poast

10/22/2008 5:22:08 PM

Ball scratchers turn me on.

10/22/2008 7:04:09 PM

I'm very ok with a lowered sperm count

10/22/2008 7:05:25 PM

*palindrome alert!*

10/22/2008 7:06:17 PM

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will be posting again

10/22/2008 7:06:57 PM

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"*palindrome alert!* "

thanks!

10/22/2008 7:07:57 PM

no prob

10/22/2008 7:08:47 PM

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10/22/2008 7:11:19 PM

balls are itching right now

10/23/2008 9:59:49 PM

10/23/2008 10:01:13 PM

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"^ i thought that was understood? i ceriosely hope there isn't anybody so stupid as to still put laptops on their lap without any barrier? my laptop is resting on a laptop cooling pad which is resting on a thick sofa cusion which is resting on my lap."

that is a bit excessive

oh noes, i might roast some sperm

good thing in 72 hours, ill be back to normal

10/23/2008 10:03:07 PM

The thing is, with a thread like this, it's a self fullfilling prophecy. You ask me if my balls itch and I immediately get the urge to scratch them.

10/23/2008 10:20:55 PM

what about my boobs?

10/23/2008 10:21:57 PM

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"^ i thought that was understood? i ceriosely hope there isn't anybody so stupid as to still put laptops on their lap without any barrier?"

I am pretty sure the worst that's going to happen is temporary sterility, and I don't see the down side of that

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 10:27 PM. Reason : ^^^ beat me to it]

10/23/2008 10:26:19 PM

i didn't think that sperm count concerned those of you that actually get laid

10/23/2008 10:30:13 PM

i just had my laptop on my lap for like 2 hours lol

10/23/2008 10:31:14 PM

only one of my grapes itches, and i dont want to irritate the other one

10/23/2008 10:31:38 PM

They dont itch... But I'm scratching them.. Does that count?

10/23/2008 10:34:30 PM

that counts as playing with them

10/23/2008 10:34:57 PM

do guys like it when girls put their balls in their mouth?

10/23/2008 10:39:54 PM

only if you hum

10/23/2008 10:40:24 PM

is this true for most or only a fraction of males?

10/23/2008 10:41:06 PM

I dont like my balls in a chicks mouth.. Her mouth is supposed to be on my COCK!

10/23/2008 10:42:10 PM

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"i didn't think that sperm count concerned those of you that actually get laid"

wat?

10/23/2008 10:42:55 PM

but hypothetically, if she did that while she was down there, what is the typical reaction to expect?

10/23/2008 10:44:06 PM

let me clarify

she has to be humming the tune to Golden Girls

10/23/2008 10:44:34 PM

licking them is cool, I dunno about putting them in your mouth, girls seem to lack an understanding of the delicacy of that operation

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 10:46 PM. Reason : I wouldn't stop her, or complain, but she's probably gonna be too rough for my tastes.]

10/23/2008 10:45:58 PM

bttt

11/7/2008 3:53:35 PM

All balls itch....it's a fact.

11/7/2008 4:00:51 PM

i can't figure out why my balls only itch when i want to sleep. i can lay on my couch for 3 hours and the second going to sleep crosses my mind instantly outta nowhere i've got the worst case of crabs south of the Potomac

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/7/2008 4:02:18 PM

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11/7/2008 4:29:08 PM

bttt

11/9/2008 12:40:28 AM