embed plz! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

I like beer 'cos it is good
I drink beer because I should
if there is a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothign left to say
so lets go drink beer

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
... and Stuff

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER

BEER

when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
....and stuff

Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER

Beer

uh dude.. I think youv'e had enough
...No

lets go drink some beer.

I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee
i am drunk, drunk as me, I am...

8/16/2008 2:39:25 AM

8/16/2008 2:40:43 AM

greatest song ever written

8/16/2008 3:16:35 AM

true statement.

8/16/2008 3:17:35 AM

sippin on some bad penny brown ale now

8/16/2008 3:35:01 AM

8/16/2008 10:54:57 AM

glad to see someone else listens to psychostick.



I know I promised I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic
but seventy proof is no less than poetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry
that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic
but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till your're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick

I can't see, now I have to pee
and I can't count to three
but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!

YEAH!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

8/16/2008 11:10:39 AM

I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
with those words you spoke to me
though I always disagree

And I listen
to the sound of
your sweet voice cause you won't shut up.

Now I'm finished
let me call you
a taxi.

(woah o yeah, woah oh)


[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

about these feelings that you feel
(woah romance)

And you know that I love you
when were FUCKIN'
Cause orgasm equals love.


All my friends smile and they chuckle
at pictures of your bear moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like you're a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt.

And I love to donkey punch you
after I poop on your sheets.
And I do it cause you love me,
and I love you (awwww)

(woah oh yeah, woah some more)


[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

about these feelings that you feel
(woa hack weeze)

And I love you
when you show me
your sweet boobies
Cause orgasm equals love.

[BRIDGE]
(Take it joshy
woah oh oh oh oh oh oh
aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh

(That was terrible...)


[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

About these feelings that you feel
(you know what.. fuck this! I'm out of here!)
lets get married
and have babies
just kidding

Cause orgasm equals love,
Cause erections equals love,
Cause ejaculation equals love,
Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
Cause salad tossing equals love,
Double penetration equals love,
Anal kidney punching equals love,
Cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
Cause cleveland steamers equal love,
Cause tieing you up to my bed
and gagging you with your own panties
and sticking my weiner inbetween your boobies
and cumming all over your chin equals love.

8/16/2008 12:42:41 PM

there's a better video ("pluh") but i can't find it

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8/16/2008 12:53:05 PM

the first song is my ring tone

neat

8/16/2008 1:01:49 PM

wake up is my alarm clock

8/18/2008 12:26:19 AM