I saw/heard it with my own eyes/ears, funniest shit ever

8/16/2008 5:50:25 PM

story

8/16/2008 5:51:03 PM

thats my moms nickname

dooky

whenever i call her on the phone, i'm always like "whats up dooky"

8/16/2008 5:54:42 PM

that's gr8

8/16/2008 6:39:41 PM

i was sitting in a chair during our fantasy football draft and some dude farted on me as he walked by

everyone laughed and i laughed it off bc i couldnt believe that would happen.

he did it a 2nd time and i pretty much had to fight back anger and let it slide. if it were me 6-7 years ago i would have punched the guy bc 1. i dont know him and 2. who the fuck does that

8/16/2008 9:29:00 PM

I do that

8/16/2008 9:29:45 PM

poop bitch!

8/16/2008 11:43:37 PM

he was establishing dominance

8/16/2008 11:45:31 PM

Quote :

"i was sitting in a chair during our fantasy football draft and some dude farted on me as he walked by everyone laughed and i laughed it off bc i couldnt believe that would happen. he did it a 2nd time and i pretty much had to fight back anger and let it slide. if it were me 6-7 years ago i would have punched the guy bc 1. i dont know him and 2. who the fuck does that "

remember that time that dude was beefing with you because he thought you were me

8/16/2008 11:53:12 PM

[user]BoobsR_str8Foolish[/user]

8/16/2008 11:55:02 PM

I laughed for a couple of minutes.. ah boys

8/16/2008 11:55:48 PM

I was right beside him... saw the dude pause... lean his ass back about 2 inches from his head and RRRIIIIIIPPPP

8/17/2008 12:00:36 AM

sorry man, but this story has had people at work rolling all day long...

8/18/2008 11:48:20 AM

Boobs_got_crop_Dusted

8/18/2008 12:16:52 PM

You guys hadn't even met beforehand, right?

That was awesome

8/18/2008 1:43:47 PM

lol

8/18/2008 1:57:50 PM

who the fuck does that to people they don't know?

8/18/2008 1:59:10 PM

who the fuck let's that kind of thing slide - if you'd been a cop you could have arrested him for assaulting an officer.

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : or at least tasered him 19 times]

8/18/2008 2:01:44 PM

Ahaha, how does JB know this guy anyways, work?

8/18/2008 3:10:14 PM

I didnt know him either... we had all met him about 20 minutes beforehand except for Edwin (used to bartend at Playmakers for years), he invited him into the league

Quote :

"who the fuck does that to people they don't know?"

exactly haha, we were all just stunned

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 8:20 PM. Reason : d]

8/18/2008 8:19:56 PM

poop!

8/19/2008 10:32:31 PM

GHEY!

8/19/2008 10:36:58 PM

tell me how my ass taste

8/27/2008 12:35:44 AM

we get it. no ones laughing anymore.

8/27/2008 12:37:25 AM

then why did you click the thread again?


hungry for more?

8/27/2008 12:38:21 AM

why did you bump it when it was dead?

8/27/2008 12:38:47 AM

it was requested

8/27/2008 12:39:25 AM