What is the greatest age difference between two people who you had the hots for (or an affair between) at the same time?

I'll start: 30 - 19 = 11 years.

I'm guessing some other people can top this.

8/17/2008 12:21:14 PM

thanks for showing the math

8/17/2008 12:22:34 PM

infinity - 1 = infinity

8/17/2008 12:22:38 PM

my ex was 28 or 29, her next bf was 18.. so, 10 or 11

8/17/2008 12:23:47 PM

Quote :

"thanks for showing the math"

If I didn't, we'd be getting some Chris Hansen in here.

8/17/2008 12:23:58 PM

a guy that I hooked up with was 32. Im 22....10 year difference

8/17/2008 12:31:08 PM

6 years.

8/17/2008 12:34:33 PM

10 years (35/25).

Current one's 7 (33/26).

8/17/2008 12:35:40 PM

9 years.

8/17/2008 12:35:41 PM

8 years

8/17/2008 12:54:49 PM

13 years

8/17/2008 12:58:36 PM

3 years.

8/17/2008 1:07:11 PM

5 years

8/17/2008 1:09:01 PM

27

8/17/2008 1:20:02 PM

34 (her) - 20 (me) = 14 yrs

8/17/2008 1:21:03 PM

reading comprehension is hard

8/17/2008 1:23:11 PM

that is why they are called crushes

8/17/2008 1:25:59 PM

cddweller wins this thread by default.

8/17/2008 1:26:02 PM

Yeah, I'm not sure you guys got the point.

8/17/2008 1:26:19 PM

20 years (twice).

When I was 19 a 39 year old. And when I was 22, a 42 year old.


On the other end of the spectrum...I'm 25 now and there is this smoking little 18 year old waitress that works at a bar I'm picking up shifts at. She's throwing it out there, but I don't think I can cross that line.

8/17/2008 1:34:08 PM

there is some 38 y/o crushing on me right now and i'm 27....

so 11 years

8/17/2008 1:37:23 PM

actually liked aka had a crush on. and it would have to be 5 years. he was 18, i was 23.

8/17/2008 1:37:34 PM

^^ you need to go on and do that son. she got kids?

8/17/2008 1:38:54 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, I'm not sure you guys got the point."

Well yeah, I was kind of going for the age difference between two of the opposite sex that one is considering dating at the same time.

So, say there is girl1, who is old, and girl2, who is younger, and you have some kind of something going on with both. Let, the variables represent age, and assume less weirdness comes with lower age ratio, then the optimal age to play both would be

sqrt( girl1 * girl2 )

To take the 30 and 19 year example, the optimal age to play both of them would be 24.

This has been your math corner. Tune in next time for the logarithmic treatment.

8/17/2008 1:46:09 PM

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" On the other end of the spectrum...I'm 25 now and there is this smoking little 18 year old waitress that works at a bar I'm picking up shifts at. She's throwing it out there, but I don't think I can cross that line."

Shit jbrick83 shes 18 that means shes legal...go for it. If she's offering it go for it.

8/17/2008 1:52:11 PM

8/17/2008 1:59:14 PM

I was 18, she was 71. I will always remember that summer working at Shady Pines.

8/17/2008 2:05:35 PM

8 yrs his senior Best sex EVAR

8/17/2008 2:06:16 PM

Does my crush on Hugh Laurie count?

8/17/2008 2:09:06 PM

i got hit on by a 43 year old at a networking event a couple months ago.

8/17/2008 2:10:33 PM

jesus you people can't read

8/17/2008 2:11:27 PM

no, I can read, I just don't feel like putting that much thought into it. plus I have never had an affair with 2 people at the same time

8/17/2008 2:13:01 PM

went from 7 years older than me to 1 year younger.

^me neither. I figure consecutive beau's will have to suffice.

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ^]

8/17/2008 2:13:27 PM

I've never had a crush on 2 people a the same time, what a stupid question, NEXT

8/17/2008 2:14:36 PM

9 years

8/17/2008 2:15:44 PM

whatever, s'all good

8/17/2008 2:22:07 PM

36

8/17/2008 2:26:08 PM

Quote :

"Shit jbrick83 shes 18 that means shes legal...go for it. If she's offering it go for it."

I feel like a dirty old man. But we'll see. Maybe I'll just have to get drunk.

8/17/2008 2:32:36 PM

9 years

a 29 year old and a 20 year old

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 2:45 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2008 2:43:29 PM

current is 4 years

8/17/2008 2:51:08 PM

8yrs

23yo and 31 yo

8/17/2008 3:04:42 PM

some girl who was 30 when I was maybe 23

8/17/2008 3:06:19 PM

My friend's little sister I think has had a thing for me for a long time now... I am 23 and she is 18.

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 3:13 PM. Reason : my Rx-7 is two years older than her...]

8/17/2008 3:11:30 PM

^ you need to go on and do that son

8/17/2008 3:12:48 PM

jbrick83 it's only 7 years and there are people with bigger age differences than that, I wouldn't sweat it up but hey alcohol may do the trick.

8/17/2008 3:14:03 PM

she goes to ECU now, not convenient. Plus she's never had a boyfriend... you can see how ugly this could get

8/17/2008 3:14:22 PM

give her a month at ecu

then she'll be ok with one nighters

8/17/2008 3:15:14 PM

I was 22. Made out with a 29 year old, had dated a 21 y/o a couple months before. Not sure if that counts but, 8 years.

8/17/2008 3:33:00 PM

A creepy lawyer guy with a daughter my age was completely hitting on me.

I would completely do Hugh Laurie if given the chance, and when I'm in my mid to late 30s I definitely see a Mrs. Robinson in my future. Age is just a number.

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 3:44 PM. Reason : ...]

8/17/2008 3:39:44 PM

They would both get it.

8/17/2008 3:57:30 PM