The middle of an asphalt road is not a sidewalk. Driving through campus today you'd think none of you had ever heard of this concept.

8/17/2008 4:49:15 PM

sirry asians

8/17/2008 4:50:07 PM

FDT

8/17/2008 4:50:58 PM

8/17/2008 4:52:40 PM

Do not eat freshness packet.

8/17/2008 4:53:13 PM

inflammable means flammable

8/17/2008 4:55:52 PM

I will own you in racquetball

i'll be at the glass courts every tues/thurs at 7pm if you want to be humiliated

8/17/2008 4:56:02 PM

Dear freshmen, try not to look like a bunch of n00bs. Go scout out your classes before the first day of school so you don't look like a butt nugget.

Signed,

The Angry Diabetic

8/17/2008 5:00:21 PM

a 'butt nugget', eh?

8/17/2008 5:01:04 PM

dear freshmen girls,

plz join tdub and post nudes. k thx

8/17/2008 5:02:20 PM

when his blood sugar is low it inhibits his vocabulary

8/17/2008 5:02:33 PM

dear attractive freshmen girls,

for the love of god come over to the EBs occasionally

i miss actually seeing women

8/17/2008 5:03:11 PM

Dear Freshman Parents,

It is a four way stop, don't panic. Also it is a round-a-bout there is no need to stop.

Regards,

Myerlyn

8/17/2008 5:06:47 PM

Oh god, I have no sympathy for roundabout failures.

8/17/2008 5:08:10 PM

Quote :

"when his blood sugar is low it inhibits his vocabulary"

It's true, it is low. I just got back from shopping for school stuff and groceries and fought the crowds of mommies and daddies.

I suppose I could've come up with something more creative but it's not worth the effort. I just don't want to head to class and get accosted by some freshmeat that return your simple directions with blank stares.

8/17/2008 5:08:15 PM

I hope you left your big ego complex back at high school.

8/17/2008 5:10:02 PM

I bet carmicheal will be hell.

8/17/2008 5:12:12 PM

don't get pissed when the bus doesn't stop where you want to get out

8/17/2008 5:13:53 PM

Clark > Fountain

We still don't know why.

8/17/2008 5:14:49 PM

Quote :

"dear attractive freshmen girls, for the love of god come over to the EBs occasionally i miss actually seeing women"

i second the sentiment, even though I'm not a student anymore

^and I always thought clark and fountain sucked equally, I was not impressed when going over to clark

8/17/2008 5:17:11 PM

Has Thompson Theatre reopened?

8/17/2008 5:18:16 PM

^^ You obviously lack the ability to judge quality.

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 5:18 PM. Reason : ^^]

8/17/2008 5:18:17 PM

dear freshmen,

i know college is an exciting time for you, and that you are on top of the world as you begin this new adventure in your life, but please remember these safety tips because contrary to popular belief...you are not invincible.

when walking alone at night by yourself, please refrain from walking obliviously while talking on your cell phone. armed robbers love a target who isnt paying attention. (i observed this several times last night while on duty)

try to avoid walking alone at night in the first place.

lock your stuff, ie cars, lots of break ins dont even involve busting a window.

situational awareness.....use it

report suspicious activity on campus, be the eyes n ears

last but not least....dont drink and drive

8/17/2008 5:18:35 PM

Avoid the area near Doak field at night, too.

Seems like half the robberies you hear about on campus happen over there.

8/17/2008 5:30:57 PM

if a mugger tries to stab you with a knife, don't let him

8/17/2008 5:32:22 PM

Dear Freshmen,

Even though it's my 4th year of college, I'll still be in most of your classes with you, look out for me!

Love,
Sawahash!

8/17/2008 5:32:25 PM

there are some HOT freshman walking around lee

8/17/2008 5:34:08 PM

LOL ya'll think they are going to find out about TWW and read this

8/17/2008 5:35:29 PM

yes?

8/17/2008 5:36:58 PM

*posts Froshkiller's religion speech*

8/17/2008 5:39:58 PM

haha, somebody post it

8/17/2008 5:40:32 PM

i'm looking dammit

8/17/2008 5:40:53 PM

not it

8/17/2008 5:40:58 PM

Quote :

"I hope you left your big ego complex back at high school."

I hope they didnt leave their worshiping center at high school unless they left it with hot girls willing to worship me.

8/17/2008 5:44:07 PM

Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to the internet in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word.

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 5:49 PM. Reason : chembob, you had posted it a while back! :O]

8/17/2008 5:49:12 PM

THANK YOU

I need to save that on my desktop ASAP.

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 5:51 PM. Reason : I know, I had saved, but had to rebuild my hard drive from scratch. And I'm not searching 20k posts.]

8/17/2008 5:49:55 PM

[words]

is it that time of the year already

8/17/2008 5:51:04 PM

yess

8/17/2008 5:51:22 PM

I just searched for the quote "holy fucking bible" in quotes in the soap box and it popped up. For future reference that's the quick way to find it, hahahaha.

8/17/2008 5:52:34 PM

hopefully it isn't that time of the month

8/17/2008 5:52:44 PM

yes

8/17/2008 5:53:23 PM

^^^:\

I was searching google for "Pierced Fucking Jew King Buddha's Belly"

8/17/2008 5:54:30 PM

Froshkiller is a Christ-follower?!?

8/17/2008 6:07:53 PM

1. Drink Beer
2. Get Naked
3. ?
4. ?

8/17/2008 7:24:15 PM

sex?

if your lucky

8/17/2008 7:34:45 PM

...Please have less STD's than Phelps' medal count.

8/17/2008 7:38:41 PM

^

8/17/2008 7:39:16 PM

drop out early and save some money

8/17/2008 7:40:39 PM

^ True dat.

8/17/2008 7:40:56 PM

setemup

8/17/2008 7:43:10 PM