Even though she's already popped out a kid, I'd still nail her to the wall.

8/18/2008 7:38:49 PM

only if she doesn't cut your balls off first

8/18/2008 7:47:45 PM

8/18/2008 7:49:04 PM

that movie was so fucked up

8/18/2008 7:49:30 PM

8/18/2008 7:49:49 PM

8/18/2008 7:50:19 PM

You want my sloppy seconds?

8/18/2008 7:50:59 PM

fuck this shitty ass movie that i will never see


yeah i want to watch some movie about some slut that gets preggers at like age 16...sounds like such a swell movie

8/18/2008 7:51:15 PM

plus the jokes are all references to things you don't know

8/18/2008 7:52:22 PM

what like smashing pumpkins trivia or something? lol

8/18/2008 7:52:49 PM

more like the great american films of the 1970s, etc.

8/18/2008 7:53:40 PM

lol i bet you could write a book on it

and everything else in the world, cause you are a fucking know it all...lol

8/18/2008 7:54:22 PM

i can't write a book on 18th century agrarian business

but i could write a book on the twin cities music scene in the early '80s

or LA in the mid '80s

or boston in the late '80s

8/18/2008 7:56:27 PM

isn't she like 5 foot nothing?

8/18/2008 7:57:33 PM

and i would ask "why"...i mean really...what does it matter?(what does someone knowing the early 80's music scene really matter in life?)

8/18/2008 7:57:37 PM

i watched the movie just now, and i didn't like it. ellen page's looks are the only thing that makes that movie watchable. that and jennifer garner

8/18/2008 8:01:07 PM

^ that movie did get a lot of positive press. i didn't like it either. i found her voice annoying

8/18/2008 8:02:20 PM

i thought it was pretty good, dialogue in the beginning was unbearable though

8/18/2008 8:02:21 PM

it was ok--i'd watch it again, but i wouldn't buy it

8/18/2008 8:02:50 PM

she tries to have that kevin smith-esque intellectual sounding dialogue, but fails miserably

sadly that was the first blu-ray disc to arrive from netflix

8/18/2008 8:04:03 PM

there was a broad i worked with at the museum of art that always fucking talked about this...thats probably why i hate it so much...she was a horse broad and loved stuff like atonement etc...

8/18/2008 8:04:35 PM

^^yeah because she writes and directs the movies she acts in


I enjoyed Juno upon first viewing but it is incredibly overrated and all the chicks I know from high school loving it so much pisses me off to no end.

not really, i don't really give a fuck if they like it, but they think they are so indie and hip for liking this movie.

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 8:07 PM. Reason : hfds]

8/18/2008 8:04:41 PM

^fail

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 8:14 PM. Reason : ellen page didn't write or direct the movie]

8/18/2008 8:05:59 PM

ok?

8/18/2008 8:06:54 PM

WELL OKAY THEN

8/18/2008 8:07:59 PM

it's a funny flick

bateman's character is totally unbelieveable and his talents weren't utilized

but it's not fantastic

the kimya dawson shit is the best thing about the movie

8/18/2008 8:08:34 PM

Reposting my post from the Entertainment thread when the film was released:

Quote :

"Top Ten reasons why Juno sucks ass 10. #117 out of 250 on IMDB.com top 250 of all time? Further proof that no one knows what the fuck. Are you kidding me? #117 of all time? 9. The inevitable shit storm that will erupt when popular culture embraces this movie Just as with Napoleon Dynamite, prepare to see a horde of 13 year old girls using phrases from this movie (see #6) and purchasing new music (see #5). Also, Hot Topic is now going to carry t-shirts with Michael Cera on it that says "Wizard!!" 8. Incessant band name dropping Yes I've heard of Sonic Youth. Have you heard of "I'm going to punch you in the fucking baby if you don't stop this stupid shit?" 7. 16-year-olds who talk like they're 25 You fail at realism. And Ellen Page needs less lines. Yes, you are very annoying when you talk. 6. Let's use cool words! Wizard! Honest to blog! How about SHUT THE FUCK UP you indie hispter shitstain. 5. Let's use cool retro things! Omigoh! A hamburger phone!? How terribly retro and cute! Did you get it from a thrift store? Wizard! Tic-tacs!? Wow? That's so 1993! Honest to blog it is! And Hotpockets too? Omigoh! 4. Abortion is for losers! Great idea. Let's make a movie that appeals to young girls, and let's also tell them that it's a better idea to give birth instead of getting an abortion or taking the morning after pill. Also, let's not mention using condoms either or birth control. Also, see #3 and #2. Oh, and why did you leave the Abortion Clinic again, Juno? Because the receptionist was annoying? Are you fucking kidding me? 3. Adoption is easy... and fun! I'm sure that painting giving up your child for adoption as an easy and fun process where you pick something out of the newspaper is a good message to pass onto 16 year olds. Because every mother who gives up their child for adoption is oh so willing to do so and has no feelings towards the child whatsoever. 2. Birth is easy... and fun! Screw the pain, labia-tearing, and blood of childbirth, let's make it a 10 second slow motion scene set to sappy music. 1. Most Misandric movie of the year! 300 had a better treatment of the opposite sex than Juno. Every male character in this movie is either a bumbling idiot or a complete pussy. The father fails at raising his daughter, plus he doesn't know how to communicate with her. The boyfriend is a bumbling nerd who is less masculine than Juno herself. The adopting father fails at raising kids and pussies out because he can't man up."

8/18/2008 8:20:30 PM

Quote :

"3. Adoption is easy... and fun! I'm sure that painting giving up your child for adoption as an easy and fun process where you pick something out of the newspaper is a good message to pass onto 16 year olds. Because every mother who gives up their child for adoption is oh so willing to do so and has no feelings towards the child whatsoever."

Whatever dickface made that list must not have actually seen the movie.

8/18/2008 8:23:57 PM

Quote :

"I'm going to punch you in the fucking baby"

ahaha, nice

8/18/2008 8:25:14 PM

Quote :

"Whatever dickface made that list must not have actually seen the movie."

Have you seen the fucking movie?

She picked the couple out of a pennysaver and was totally fine with giving up her "sea monkey." No focus on whether or not it bothered her that she was giving up her child at all.

8/18/2008 8:30:43 PM

I could make a list like that for a number of good movies, probably.

if i was a super cool blogger guy that cared

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : fhds]

8/18/2008 8:32:10 PM

God hasn't seen the movie

8/18/2008 8:32:52 PM

Quote :

"4. Abortion is for losers! Great idea. Let's make a movie that appeals to young girls, and let's also tell them that it's a better idea to give birth instead of getting an abortion or taking the morning after pill. Also, let's not mention using condoms either or birth control. Also, see #3 and #2. Oh, and why did you leave the Abortion Clinic again, Juno? Because the receptionist was annoying? Are you fucking kidding me?"

............I thought it was b/c the chinese chick told her that her baby had fingernails on the way in

Hmph

8/18/2008 8:34:17 PM

Quote :

"Have you seen the fucking movie? She picked the couple out of a pennysaver and was totally fine with giving up her "sea monkey." No focus on whether or not it bothered her that she was giving up her child at all."

Sounds like you found your dickface.

8/18/2008 8:35:30 PM

I said I wrote it you idiot.

8/18/2008 8:36:03 PM

No way, the guy who wrote that list said used "fuck" a lot, so he's obviously right. Just ask God, he knows a lot about movies he hasn't seen.

8/18/2008 8:36:04 PM

Oh, you wrote it? You're a fucking retard.

8/18/2008 8:36:42 PM

Any guy who likes this movie should have his balls cut off and fed to his girlfriend, because it's obvious that's the current situation in your relationship anyway.

8/18/2008 8:36:53 PM

double post suspend

8/18/2008 8:37:12 PM

Any guy who tells other guys what they should and shouldn't like is a big ol' homo.

8/18/2008 8:38:02 PM

pretty much.

8/18/2008 8:39:45 PM

i love it when movie snobs fight

8/18/2008 9:11:10 PM

Ha, I'm not a movie snob. I'm just a normal guy who liked a a good movie.

God is the biggest movie snob on TWW. I think he used to tear tickets at the Galaxy. He knows his shit, man.

8/18/2008 9:12:23 PM

haha

i guess the ticket guys get to watch the movies sometimes also

8/18/2008 9:15:41 PM

Quote :

"i can't write a book on 18th century agrarian business but i could write a book on the twin cities music scene in the early '80s or LA in the mid '80s or boston in the late '80s"

id probably be washington DC Area punk/hardcore/post hardcore or 90s midwest indie rock or late 90s east coast metal/hardcore

oh and yes i think she is quite attractive

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ]

8/18/2008 9:32:25 PM

Well, I do have a Bachelor's Degree on the topic.

8/18/2008 9:36:45 PM

8/18/2008 9:42:28 PM

Really? It takes a B.A. to write up something a pathetic as that top ten list above? Good to see my tax dollars are being put to good use.

Please don't tell me you got this degree from NC State; please tell me you went to a real film school.

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 9:45 PM. Reason : ]

8/18/2008 9:44:50 PM

8/18/2008 11:26:24 PM

set em up

8/18/2008 11:28:47 PM