set in a hotel room.

5-10 minutes.

I will write the script and give you 20 dollars if the script is selected by these people i'm going to submit it to.

i'm starting on one right now but I will check back for more when i'm done.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 1:51 AM. Reason : ;]

8/19/2008 1:50:03 AM

someone gets killed

$20 plz

8/19/2008 1:50:59 AM

^sorry i wrote the script after seeing your idea but they didn't pick it, no $20 for you

8/19/2008 1:51:39 AM

ok how about this

Adam Sandler falls in love with some chick in the hotel room

and then someone dies

8/19/2008 1:52:54 AM

rob schneider is a stapler

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 1:54 AM. Reason : and it CAN be artsy/film student stupid bullshit-esque]

8/19/2008 1:54:01 AM

the werewolf women of the SS

8/19/2008 1:55:32 AM

Make it topical: A couple (newlyweds?) discovers, say, an attack plot mistakenly left on a laptop and/or PDA and/or map by terrorists who previously occupied the hotel room. Before the couple can notify the authorities, the terrorists return for their property--and they must kill any witnesses.

Action and suspense ensue.

You're welcome, and you may PM me concerning my $20.

8/19/2008 1:59:38 AM

Once upon a time a prostitute was murdered in that room and now her soul tries to kill whoever spends the night there.

8/19/2008 2:01:13 AM

think "The Dirtbike Kid" meets "Pi"
you see what i'm getting at

8/19/2008 2:01:41 AM

A couple fucks in a hotel room

just as the guy is about to splooge, he does the safe thing... he pulls out...


unfortunately, the sheets are stained with cum... MONSTER cum that finds its way into the vajayjay


so the monster jizz gets into an egg, and the girl begins feeling sickly.

the guy, thinking it's just the GHB he gave her, (because guys are assholes lets face it) just tells the girl to take it easy and have some water.


BAD IDEA because water just makes the process go faster, like feeding a mogwai after midnight.


so the guy goes to take a shower while the girl lays in the bed, breaking a sweat and expanding at the waistline. she see it happening, so she takes the morning-after pill (because chicks are sluts lets face it). this just pisses off the monster inside of her who's like "oh shit bitch trying to kill me"

so he bursts out of her stomach, looking like a wolf crossed with a lizard crossed with the toxic avenger and he's all like 'RAAAWRRR MOMMY WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME' and he smashes her head against the wall killing her, and it explodes like slamming spoons into gravy.


MEANWHILE the guy in the shower singing "never gonna dance again" but all of a sudden is like "wtf was that noise"

he exits, and the monster is like "wtf you're not my father"

and the guy is like "OR AM I?" and then we flash back to the father putting his monster seed in the sheets earlier that afternoon while screwing, and subsequently murdering, Pilar, the housekeeper from paraguay.



roll credits.

8/19/2008 2:01:48 AM

Theres these two girls right, and they have this cup...Oh wait, I think I already sold that story idea.

8/19/2008 2:01:59 AM

"MONSTER cum"

also huge chance to impress the pro choice faggots by implying ect

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:03 AM. Reason : i could design said monster if asked]

8/19/2008 2:03:09 AM

Sorry--just noticed the "horror" part. Okay, now they're vampire terrorists.

^^^ I like that idea.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:04 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2008 2:03:11 AM

^^^^ ahahaha I would watch that movie.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:03 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2008 2:03:27 AM

"like slamming spoons into gravy."

8/19/2008 2:04:42 AM

I'm gonna try hooksaw's idea in the next few days.

I'm trying my damn'dest to figure out how to actually do dirtbike kid vs pi but i just cant right now

8/19/2008 2:08:13 AM

you just passed up on gold, son.

8/19/2008 2:08:57 AM

oh i'm gonna do that one too, i thought it was a given


seriously though, now that i've actually read it, i'm going to make that movie this year at school if the place i'm submitting the script to rejects it if i get the permission of the original source's author.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : fhsd]

8/19/2008 2:09:48 AM

you should cast john cusack as the main character and then call it 1408.


oh wait...

8/19/2008 2:16:07 AM

someone is sitting in a hotel room watching coverage of election results

obama wins


nation implodes

8/19/2008 2:16:20 AM

^^yeah the hotel room requirement is lame. but requirements are requirements =\

it's a site that's going to have shorts centered around that theme/setting. I guess they'll try to release a dvd or something when they make enough

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:19 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2008 2:18:11 AM

a few girls go to a hotel room at the end of the night because of their bachelorette party.

they are relaxing changing into pjs before bed

a knock is at the door and they are worried but one girl said she ordered pizza

after getting money they go to answer the door.

.........................

Its Esgargs who followed them all the way there and says: "Can we do lunch? K"

They are so freaked out they all fall over dead from heart attacks.

duh duh dunnnnnnnnnn........
the end

ok give me $20

8/19/2008 2:19:16 AM

^^^ LOL--the scariest idea of them all!

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:19 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2008 2:19:29 AM

^^LMFAO

8/19/2008 2:22:07 AM

^^^ Win

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:22 AM. Reason : ,]

8/19/2008 2:22:13 AM

^^^^ I'd watch that.

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : ]

8/19/2008 2:22:27 AM

ok ok fo real dis time...
a bunch of hot chics with amazingly fit bodies are sitting in a hotel room using the free hotel wifi bullshit.

they are all posting on tww...


wait wait, now it's just not even believable.

8/19/2008 2:25:19 AM

yay I win

you could replace Esgargs with Iphotou, Airbag, or drunknloaded.

8/19/2008 2:30:56 AM

I'm going to write one loosely based on ^'s. Names and places will be unfortunately be changed to protect those involved

[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:34 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2008 2:33:56 AM

so does that mean i'll get like $10?

8/19/2008 2:34:55 AM

mine is scarier

8/19/2008 2:35:51 AM

^^no i'll give you 20 if they pick it, as a penalty for my being lazy coming up with ideas if for nothing else.

^i'm not sure if this production group has the special effects capabilities for a nation implosion



[Edited on August 19, 2008 at 2:38 AM. Reason : .]

8/19/2008 2:36:48 AM

If you want it to be realistic you could have the guy be a stripper that the friends paid for the bride to be and he ties her up for fun and then cuts her throat in front of everyone. or something like the real stripper comes to the door but its too late. and right before any of this happen you could have them flipping through tv stations and have a 2 sec tv flip with the news and an ex con rapist who was on the loose or something like that.

8/19/2008 2:41:00 AM

that's f'ed up

8/19/2008 2:42:42 AM

oh by the way I will make sure people get a "based on a short story by..." or co-writer credit if they actually make any of these

8/19/2008 2:44:49 AM

Thunderstorm cuts out the power and phones.

Stars hear an argument next door followed by silence, assume someone died.

They run to find help but no one believes them and the hotel manager tells them to shut up and go to sleep.

Guy next door proceeds to take them out one at a time, it turns out it was mister smith all along and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.

8/19/2008 3:38:48 AM

I'll write something loosely based on that as well, lol.

I started on hooksaw's earlier, gonna try to finish it tomorrow.

8/19/2008 3:44:48 AM

^ You have chosen wisely, young one. Be warned, though: Some here will hate you for liking my idea.

8/19/2008 5:16:02 AM

ncsugirl invites over a bunch of tww'ers.

she gathers them in a circle

she throws 1 nudie pic in the middle of them

you know the rest

8/19/2008 8:28:49 AM

A young man is unpacking a suitcase on the bed with the door propped open. The Tv blares in the background as he struts around the room.

Later, he is getting ready for a date, checking the mirror, wearing nice clothes...

He heads to the bathroom to finish getting ready and discovers that he has no toothpaste.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Alternate Ending:

He tries to choke the chicken before his big date, but in his excitement, gets his junk caught in his zipper.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

8/19/2008 8:48:01 AM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=537357&page=1

8/19/2008 8:53:27 AM

John Malcovich and John Goodman make hot steamy love for 10 minutes

8/19/2008 8:53:58 AM

The SHINNING!

No beer and no tv make Homer go something something...

8/19/2008 9:00:03 AM

crazy?

8/19/2008 9:01:11 AM

Don't mind if I do! A WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!

8/19/2008 9:02:48 AM

Quote :

"^ You have chosen wisely, young one. Be warned, though: Some here will hate you for liking my idea."

I'm writing all of the ones from which i can construe something halfway feasible.

8/19/2008 6:00:48 PM

A horror film set in a hotel room, how novel!

I can't wait till you guys come up with an awfully interesting caper involving such an unusual location!

8/19/2008 6:03:54 PM

Man has a fucking horrible nightmare in which he struggles with a woman and strangles her to death.

He wakes from his horrible dream soaked in sweat. Goes to the bathroom to drink some water and notices bruises on his neck. Alarmed he showers and is startled to find some blood on his body. He thinks he must have scratched himself in his sleep because there are marks on him. He calls his brother or someone to vocalize these concerns, cause someone's gotta say something. While he is showering there's a thing on the news about a missing woman. Attentive viewers will notice that it is the same woman from his dream. Don't overdo it.

Long story short he actually killed the woman and she is either under the bed or locked in a suitcase or something.

8/19/2008 6:09:12 PM

if you want to make it really scary do the whole thing with the traveling businessman

have him take an Ambien before bed

that will fuck with people

8/19/2008 6:15:34 PM

set em up

8/19/2008 6:15:44 PM