http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7505443.stm

8/23/2008 10:14:25 PM

amazing

man loses his head and STILL fights to stay in that block of 70 flats

8/23/2008 10:18:16 PM

How do you even pronounce his last name

like F-yall

8/23/2008 10:19:21 PM

to answer your question

someone post the youtube of chris tucker telling jackie chan how to say yall

8/23/2008 10:22:08 PM

to say noone ever accidentally cut their own head off with a chainsaw would be a lie.

8/23/2008 10:36:06 PM

yeah, but that's a story where you really need more info. just saying "he cut his own head off with a chainsaw" does not cut it.

8/23/2008 10:38:38 PM

Thats no way to get ahead in life.

8/23/2008 10:39:56 PM

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

8/23/2008 10:46:12 PM

he'll never be the head of a major corporation

i guess its possible to kill yourself by chainsaw decapitation, i seen a woman who slashed her own neck once

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 10:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/23/2008 10:47:54 PM

this is a real shame. if this guy just had a good head on his shoulders, he really could have gone places.

8/24/2008 2:46:16 AM

Quote :

"There's nothing suspicious about his death"

Except for the part where he was decapitated with a chainsaw.

8/24/2008 2:57:27 AM

you better have a fuckload of evidence to backup a crazy idea like that.

or just trust the police. whatever

8/24/2008 3:00:04 AM

...and that he was the last tenant of a housing area that was about to be buldozed for redevelopment

8/24/2008 3:01:00 AM

developers can move a lot of money. probably helped retire half the detectives on the force

8/24/2008 3:05:36 AM

I don't think he is going to head our way anytime soon

8/24/2008 3:07:43 AM

Not suspicious you say... realllllly?

8/24/2008 3:09:48 AM

HOLY SHIT

Quote :

"Knowing what a zombie is will not help if you are unable to recognize an outbreak before it's too late. This does not entail building a "zom- bie command post" in your basement, sticking pins in a map, and hud- dling around the shortwave radio. All it requires is looking for signs that would slip by the untrained mind. These signs include: 1. Homicides in which the victims were executed by head shots or decapitation. It has happened many times: People recognize an out- break for what it is and try to take matters into their own hands. Almost always, these people are declared murderers by the local authorities and prosecuted as such. "

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 3:44 AM. Reason : omg zombie outbreak coverup]

8/24/2008 3:44:27 AM

8/24/2008 9:49:38 PM

people losing their heads over trivial shit....

8/24/2008 9:53:40 PM

youll find another place to live just keep your head up buddy

8/24/2008 11:32:32 PM

He must have been testing the "I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached!" theory.

8/24/2008 11:49:14 PM

at least he has his other head...

8/24/2008 11:51:59 PM

wtf

8/24/2008 11:52:05 PM

this thread <3

8/24/2008 11:58:42 PM

8/25/2008 12:02:17 AM

if i was mayor of this city, heads would roll

8/25/2008 2:18:09 AM

because they'd be hatin'

8/25/2008 2:21:18 AM

death by "complete transsection of the neck."

8/25/2008 2:37:08 AM

my precious...

8/25/2008 2:38:14 AM

A more pious man would have kept his head...

8/25/2008 3:26:30 AM

It was obviously a game of super chainsaw ball gone awry.

8/25/2008 3:48:51 AM

what can you expect? it's still in development stages.

8/25/2008 4:38:20 AM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1422241.ece

8/25/2008 5:37:38 AM

this would not have happened if he had a good head on his shoulders.

8/25/2008 6:13:54 AM

how is it even possible to decapitate oneself all the way? shouldn't that be suspicious?

8/25/2008 6:20:03 AM

^^Stop. Just stop.

8/25/2008 3:42:28 PM

this guy is metal

8/25/2008 3:42:54 PM

are they proposing suicide by self decapitation with a chainsaw?!

8/25/2008 3:45:16 PM

Quote :

"omg zombie outbreak coverup"

best theory i've heard so far

8/25/2008 3:50:09 PM

how very Hot Fuzz-esque of them....

8/25/2008 4:46:41 PM

Quote :

"Except for the part where he was decapitated with a chainsaw."

not really...it was in Britain...guns are illegal there...they use chainsaws and swords and shit

8/25/2008 4:57:12 PM

Quote :

"i seen a woman..."

yessir, i tell ya what......

8/25/2008 6:49:35 PM

UK's criminals must be badass...

8/25/2008 6:58:02 PM

Quote :

"UK's criminals must be badass..."

guns were illegal in DC. that didn't stop shit.

8/25/2008 6:59:07 PM

I want to see ppl just walk around with swords...

8/25/2008 7:00:04 PM