pop quiz hotshot, there's a bomb on the bus

your new neighbors are throwing some sort of social gathering. You know nothing of the age group or the type of get together in question. Do you act as a butterfly and walk the fuck over cheap beer in hand, or is this inconsiderate if there wasn't a colorful post-it invitation on your door earlier that afternoon?

GO!

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : redundant]

8/23/2008 11:18:25 PM

if you have to ask tww i'd just stay inside

8/23/2008 11:18:59 PM

its your neighborhood, roll up in that bitch

8/23/2008 11:19:48 PM

if you weren't invited, and they aren't college students, i'd think it would be pretty rude to just show up uninvited

8/23/2008 11:20:00 PM

^3 It's funny because while I expected this response, I'd never have expected it to come out so hypocritical.

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

8/23/2008 11:20:12 PM

just tell em the fuckin Grandmaster is here!

8/23/2008 11:21:02 PM

if they don't let ya in, call the cops.

8/23/2008 11:22:12 PM

I'd get wasted as hell with my homeboys and be a dick to them.

8/23/2008 11:22:21 PM

and anyone that objects is a fucking H8R!

we just moved in and haven't had our first keg here, but I'd be damned if I wouldn't have done the acceptable thing and invited them the week before.

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : .]

8/23/2008 11:22:34 PM

OH SHIT! I DIDNT KNOW YALL WAS HAVIN A PARTAY!!!1

8/23/2008 11:23:47 PM

I pulled this once last year when we lived next to Nyquist. Even though he was out of the country doing some bullshit and it was pretty much just a batch of pretentious BMX fucks it was pretty awkward.

cue Jon Lajoie

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason : .]

8/23/2008 11:27:32 PM

At first I thought this thread said "black party etiquette" and I was going to post some serious responses.

8/23/2008 11:28:21 PM

haha, it took me a minute to realize why the male : female ratio was outstanding. Lesbians unite!!!

excusing the extreme exercise in futility it was pretty fucking fun.


/end

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 2:40 AM. Reason : yes, I srsly just pulled some drunken alliteration]

8/24/2008 2:39:34 AM

gaybors ftw

we have several

8/24/2008 6:51:15 AM