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clint_taurus
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Ever busted ass so long in someone else's office, that they call someone from across the hall to join the experience?

On Friday I did an ungodly long cheek flapper that people will be talking about at work for months, it had to be a solid 50-55 seconds, I even quit squeezing at the end to make it last and give it a nice baritone finish.

8/24/2008 6:51:02 PM

NC86
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fag

8/24/2008 6:51:44 PM

pttyndal
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Obligatory "users w/ <1000 posts"

8/24/2008 6:51:56 PM

Lewizzle
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I too, have eaten beans.

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 6:52 PM. Reason : ,]

8/24/2008 6:52:15 PM

clint_taurus
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but cmon guise, i'm a cool n00b

8/24/2008 6:52:46 PM

Aficionado
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did buttseks get a pair of suspenders?



[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 6:57 PM. Reason : wrong user

8/24/2008 6:56:41 PM

clint_taurus
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close but no cigar

8/24/2008 7:00:22 PM

clint_taurus
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i did one in the boiler control room today, damn near ran all the operators out

8/25/2008 2:25:17 PM

JCASHFAN
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While taking a break hiking out of the Grand Canyon back in 1993, the guy next to me farted. At first, it rated pretty low on the fart-scale, but about 20 seconds later it erupted 10 to our left and 10 feet behind us, having made a 90 degree turn around the edge of the canyon wall.

A time delay and terrain following fart? That is epic.

8/25/2008 2:27:48 PM

BigEgo
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i has >1000 posts

8/25/2008 2:29:09 PM

themodist
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childish.

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"i'm a cool n00b

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no.

8/25/2008 2:30:02 PM

clint_taurus
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i has > 50k posts

8/25/2008 2:59:20 PM

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