did he get hit by a train?

8/25/2008 7:39:43 AM

a get he train? by hit did

8/25/2008 7:43:54 AM

AIDS

8/25/2008 7:43:59 AM

I figured as much

8/25/2008 7:44:54 AM

was he run over by a car?

8/25/2008 8:34:48 AM

HE JOINED THE PEN15 CLUB.

8/25/2008 8:36:09 AM

did an elephant sit on his SKULL?

8/25/2008 8:39:26 AM

i think that's a distinct possibility

8/25/2008 8:48:09 AM

dunno, mang.

it's nice not being strolled so hard all the time though.

8/25/2008 8:48:10 AM

agreed

I was just wondering if he was walking through the woods near centennial campus, and fell into a bottomless pit

8/25/2008 8:50:07 AM

i've always held that he was an alias anyway. probably just got bored.

8/25/2008 9:06:20 AM

isn't he the one hooking up with cddweller? Maybe he's just off minding his own business or something

8/25/2008 9:07:46 AM

no, but if you can't remember i'm sure there'll be a thread made w/in the hour by cddweller about who she's w/.

8/25/2008 9:08:44 AM

perhaps he went hiking, got lost, and froze to death

8/25/2008 9:20:28 AM

DiamondAce

He always made me laugh.

8/25/2008 9:24:26 AM

lol, keep 'em coming emce.

8/25/2008 9:26:36 AM

Bridget, do you know if he drowned in his bathtub while drunk?

8/25/2008 9:27:01 AM

I was always told it was evan and yoshiemaster

8/25/2008 9:27:47 AM

maybe he saw a car driving without the headlights on, so he flashed his lights at them to warn them...
without knowing that he was flashing his lights at GANG MEMBERS. so the gang chased him down and shot him

8/25/2008 9:31:09 AM

^ HAHA

8/25/2008 10:30:36 AM

DiamondEMce

Just come out with it, the truth will set you free

8/25/2008 10:37:50 AM

maybe he was sent to prison where he was brutally raped everyday until he diefpd of the booty flu

8/25/2008 10:49:03 AM