what can you do that no one expects?

for example, i can fish really good, but folks expect that when they meet me and see a backwards hillbilly fuck.

but i can cook really good, and no one expects that because us backwards hillbilly fucks leave that for the wimmen

so my hidden talent is cooking. what is yours, tww?

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : and by good at cooking, i just mean better than folks expect. whatever...]

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : cause i knew the haters would be in here like "omg, all you did was fry some porkchops"]

8/25/2008 9:27:29 PM

i can tie cherry stems in my mouth

8/25/2008 9:28:56 PM

i can fly.

8/25/2008 9:29:30 PM

awesome

8/25/2008 9:29:43 PM

I can get practically anybody to smile if I'm behind a camera.

8/25/2008 9:30:05 PM

I can unhinge my jaw

[no blowjob reference]

8/25/2008 9:31:25 PM

^^that's not a hidden talent.

I can break dance. that's pretty much a hidden talent now since I don't tout it very much unless someone asks. I also can ride a motorcycle pretty well and that just astonishes a lot of people considering I look like that dork who works at Cisco... (I did my cisco training in highschool though)

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ]

8/25/2008 9:32:04 PM

8/25/2008 9:32:16 PM

^That totally makes it feel like my entire computer is shaking.

8/25/2008 9:33:41 PM

draw
paint
knit
fish
cook

8/25/2008 9:33:50 PM

i'm a grower

8/25/2008 9:41:19 PM

i can suck my own penis


at least, I'm pretty sure i can

8/25/2008 9:44:25 PM

^?

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 9:45 PM. Reason : .]

8/25/2008 9:45:07 PM

cook

bake

fast mental math

try tea and tell what country the leaves came from

try chocolate and tell what country the beans came from

guess anybody's weight within +-5 lbs just by looking at their clothed body

look at a container/space of any shape and quickly estimate the volume with decent accuracy (and mass and length as well)

remember inconsequential little details [without trying] for years from my meetings with people, events, places, etc., that most people don't even observe



but the first 3 aren't really hidden

8/25/2008 9:45:25 PM

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

8/25/2008 9:47:32 PM

being passive aggressive

8/25/2008 11:15:47 PM

i can squirt liquids from my nose at will and touch my elbows behind my back.

8/25/2008 11:16:21 PM

I can instantaneously make your mom wet with just one glance.

8/25/2008 11:52:09 PM

Quote :

"but the first 3 aren't really hidden"

are you an asian woman?

8/25/2008 11:58:52 PM

Asian women?!?!?!?! WHERE??!?!?!?!?!/ OMG WTF BWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/26/2008 12:00:29 AM

Quote :

"are you an asian woman?"

No, I am an Asian man

Asian: Someone from the continent of Asia, and not necessarily slant-eyeds as understood by Orientalists.

8/26/2008 11:29:50 AM

cunnilingus

8/26/2008 11:40:14 AM

Quote :

"touch my elbows behind my back."

i'm calling shenanigans.

8/26/2008 11:46:08 AM