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nacstate
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,409965,00.html

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"Man Dies After Falling on Butcher Knife While Trying to Get Kids Out of Locked Car

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A man who grabbed a knife to try to get his two young children out of a locked car died when he fell on the blade, Charlotte police said.

The Charlotte Observer reported that 22-year-old Miguel Angel Rivera Lemus died Sunday afternoon at Carolinas Medical Center after being stabbed in the chest.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating but said Lemus' death appears to have been an accident.

Lemus and his wife had dropped by their apartment briefly before planning an errand when they realized they had locked their children and keys in the car, authorities said.

The woman searched for spare keys and Lemus grabbed a large butcher knife he hoped to use to pry open a window, police said. Lemus fell down six stairs and landed on the knife, police said.

The woman got the children out with the spare keys.
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[Edited on August 26, 2008 at 10:57 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2008 10:57:31 AM

drunknloaded
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haha...so am i

8/26/2008 10:58:41 AM

Jax883
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Of all teh things to open a locked car I've never thought of using a butcher knife. That man was a genius before his time.

8/26/2008 10:59:42 AM

IMStoned420
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Silly immigrant

8/26/2008 10:59:46 AM

RawWulf
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I hope the young children were babies who are unable to unlock doors, because my three-year-old niece can unlock a damn car door.

8/26/2008 11:01:23 AM

Skwinkle
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Haha, there are so many reasons that is funny.

8/26/2008 11:02:01 AM

Mindstorm
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Holy fuck there are some smart people in NC these days.

First that crap in the news the other day about a 12 year old shooting an 11 year old (wounding, not killing him) with an AK-47 civilian version that was not secured by his father, and now we have a man that fucking kills himself on a butcher knife while trying to save the kids.

If you're willing to pry the window open (which will probably break shit), why not just kick the window in on the driver's side and unlock the rest of the car. This is Darwinism at its finest.

8/26/2008 11:22:50 AM

BJCaudill21
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Unfortunately he already managed to pass his genes on

8/26/2008 11:27:50 AM

wdprice3
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LL

8/26/2008 11:42:06 AM

wwwebsurfer
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wha? A baseball bat, sure... but a knife? What an idiot...

8/26/2008 12:03:34 PM

nicklepickle
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aww. at least it wasnt in front of the kids

8/26/2008 12:12:13 PM

Seotaji
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he was drunk, wasn't he.

8/26/2008 12:24:09 PM

alibaby
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my question:
how does one lock their kids in the car but still have keys to get inside the apartment?

8/26/2008 12:26:14 PM

drunknloaded
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where does it say he went back into the apt?

8/26/2008 12:28:47 PM

alibaby
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okay so explain the sequencing...
they "dropped by their apartment briefly before planning an errand"...so they come from somewhere else with their kids in the car, lock the doors & (hopefully) leave the car running.

they get out of the car and realize that they've locked the doors. i guess they could have a 2nd set of keys with just their apt key on it...this just doesn't make sense!!

8/26/2008 12:32:47 PM

BJCaudill21
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nobody keeps a key outside of their house or apt somewhere? either that or he keeps a butcher knife on him at all times

8/26/2008 12:33:42 PM

damosyangsta
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I call homicide. that woman killed him and SET DEM UP, using the kids as a sidestory.

8/26/2008 12:34:35 PM

alibaby
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i like the butcher knife on him at all times explanation.

8/26/2008 12:34:59 PM

Battousai
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^^^^^ Well I doubt there was a butcher knife laying out front...

[Edited on August 26, 2008 at 12:35 PM. Reason : too slow]

8/26/2008 12:35:07 PM

alibaby
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lol.

i just think that by the time you have a second kid, you'd remember not to lock them in the car alone AT ALL. just like you don't leave your kids by themselves in any other public, dangerous place.

8/26/2008 12:36:26 PM

nacstate
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well apparently these two weren't the sharpest crayons in the box.

8/26/2008 12:42:38 PM

drunknloaded
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080826/ap_on_en_ot/obit_freeman;_ylt=Ai5mDGLHMsnzx1E7Q6xjy4as0NUE


this kinda made me lol...

8/26/2008 1:02:41 PM

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i loled in class.

8/26/2008 1:05:15 PM

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