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"Goldsboro, N.C. — When Ron and Barbara Watson left their Goldsboro home for a long business trip, they never expected to roll out the welcome mat. But when she returned home last Wednesday, Barbara Watson found a 16-year-old boy sleeping in her bed and the house trashed with piles of broken bottles, matches, guns and human feces. "There were hundreds of chicken bones all over the house," Ron Watson said. "Both the toilets were stopped up with chicken bones." Aaron Scott Everett, 16, is charged with felony breaking and entering, larceny and possession of stolen property. Wayne County deputies are still investigating and say more arrests are likely. Ron Watson said the he estimates the total of damages and stolen goods to exceed $30,000. He said intruders stole jewelry, computers, a TV and his family's sense of safety. "Stealing is one thing, and I can live with that," he said. "But for them to come in here and trash a person's home and do things like urinate and defecate on a person's house, that's a little bit over the limit. You can't forgive that.""

8/26/2008 6:04:52 PM

my kinda party.

8/26/2008 6:05:49 PM

everyone there needs to be scared out of their minds, because you know the 16 year old that got caught is going to roll over on every last one of them.

8/26/2008 6:06:34 PM

CHICKEN

BONE

CLOGGAGE

8/26/2008 6:06:34 PM

and then every single one of them is going to say "yes i was there but when i found out we were trespassing i left"

8/26/2008 6:07:30 PM

But I'm a vegetarian.

8/26/2008 6:09:31 PM

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""Stealing is one thing, and I can live with that," he said. "But for them to come in here and trash a person's home and do things like urinate and defecate on a person's house, that's a little bit over the limit. You can't forgive that."""

8/26/2008 6:11:45 PM

lol

8/26/2008 6:49:54 PM

makes me so proud of where i come from

8/26/2008 7:01:11 PM

ill go ahead and ask what's on everyone's minds


did anyone stick their dick in the mashed potatoes?

8/26/2008 7:03:45 PM

^ i was totally gonna come up with something that referenced that line.

but you beat me to it.

gg sir, gg.

8/26/2008 7:21:34 PM

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"CHICKEN BONE TOILET"

8/27/2008 9:43:45 AM

lololol^

8/27/2008 9:45:51 AM

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"CHICKEN BONE PARTY"

8/27/2008 9:45:57 AM

That kid's going to COURT!

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"CHICKEN BONE HEARINGS"

8/27/2008 9:46:01 AM

I'm assuming this was a black party?

8/27/2008 9:49:36 AM

The kid they found was white



[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 9:53 AM. Reason : pic]

8/27/2008 9:52:41 AM

Now that's partying like its 1999

8/27/2008 9:53:43 AM

8/27/2008 9:57:10 AM

8/27/2008 9:58:19 AM

i would have to say that if i came home and found some person in my bed, i would probably beat the shit out of them in a fit of blind rage

it would be a good way to get rid of some of this excess anger

8/27/2008 10:11:36 AM

8/27/2008 10:12:28 AM

if i found my house fubar with feces on the floor ... if i found anyone anywhere... blind rage would attack.

8/27/2008 10:12:29 AM

and probably totally legal too

8/27/2008 10:12:39 AM

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"if i found my house fubar with feces on the floor ... if i found anyone anywhere... blind rage would attack."

i just had a great idea

in the midst of beating the shit out of them, shove their face in the piles of shit around the house

that would be good

8/27/2008 10:18:21 AM

THE CHICKEN BONE HEARINGS

8/27/2008 10:19:51 AM

i'd have burned my place down with junior in it had that been me...after checking that my insurance was current.

8/27/2008 10:40:56 AM

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He looks like a real winner.

8/27/2008 10:54:31 AM

i'm gonna go ahead and say it, with that many chicken bones and all the stuff stolen, it probably wasn't all white kids

8/27/2008 11:05:13 AM

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"CHICKEN BONE PARTY"

10/27/2008 2:06:06 AM

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"in the midst of beating the shit out of them, shove their face in the piles of shit around the house"

It works on dogs right?

10/27/2008 2:08:23 AM

Wait, so these folks threw chicken bones in the toilets and shitted on the floor?

I think that's a classic case of doing it wrong.

10/27/2008 2:15:08 AM

SymeGuy69 wins this thread with

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"CHICKEN BONE HEARINGS"

10/27/2008 3:33:09 AM