For reference Andrew is her unfortunate son:


Her (10:42:05 PM): hi
Me (10:42:23 PM): hey
Her (10:42:30 PM): andrew is growing up so fast
Me (10:42:52 PM): so the fertilizer is working
Her (10:43:47 PM): i don't like big words
Her (10:49:10 PM): he is out growing all his close
Her (11:04:03 PM): he have started watching tv
Her (11:16:20 PM): who r your kids doing andrew haves a cold
Me (11:16:34 PM): theyre good...we all had a stomach bug about two weeks ago
Me (11:16:37 PM): but we're all better
Her (11:17:56 PM): andrew is a moms boy i can't do anything without him
Me (11:18:50 PM): aw
Her (11:19:02 PM): not
Her (11:19:29 PM): i can't have any me time
Me (11:20:01 PM): welcome to being a mom

8/28/2008 12:04:27 AM

wow...wtf. why did she breed ?

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 12:05 AM. Reason : ]

8/28/2008 12:05:49 AM

English. Do you speak it?

8/28/2008 12:06:18 AM

I am SO glad you posted this.

8/28/2008 12:06:18 AM

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"Her (11:19:29 PM): i can't have any me time "

you have no chance to survive

8/28/2008 12:06:32 AM

para espanol, oprima el dos

8/28/2008 12:06:37 AM

sounds like a case of life imitating art

in this case, I am Sam

8/28/2008 12:07:42 AM

that's pretty fucking sad man.

inbreeding is evil.

8/28/2008 12:14:20 AM

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"Me (10:42:52 PM): so the fertilizer is working Her (10:43:47 PM): i don't like big words "

hahaha

8/28/2008 1:11:19 AM

A powerful argument for the original purpose of the Electoral College

8/28/2008 1:40:47 AM

is your cousin Jen?

8/28/2008 2:06:17 AM

Quote :

"who r your kids doing"

8/28/2008 2:12:03 AM

I LAFFD

8/28/2008 2:16:49 AM

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"Me (11:16:34 PM): theyre good"

Well at least you didn't have evil kids. . .

8/28/2008 5:44:43 AM

lol, wut?

8/28/2008 8:34:28 AM

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"Her (10:49:10 PM): he is out growing all his close Her (11:04:03 PM): he have started watching tv "

8/28/2008 8:39:28 AM

lol at close

8/28/2008 8:40:44 AM

how hot is she?

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 9:11 AM. Reason : n/m thats inexcusable]

8/28/2008 9:11:26 AM

this is comedy

8/28/2008 9:14:36 AM

this is comedy?

8/28/2008 9:17:21 AM

I don't think i could speak to that woman.

8/28/2008 9:18:47 AM

Quote :

"is your cousin Jen?"

8/28/2008 9:22:50 AM

8/28/2008 9:26:59 AM

Jen in the lounge talking about cameras:

Quote :

"That shudder thing and time before it would take the next shot was killing me"

So there is a good chance it is her!

8/28/2008 10:26:25 AM

lol'd all over myself

8/28/2008 10:50:51 AM

Quote :

"is your cousin Jen?"

that's actually her name

Quote :

"how hot is she? "

not at all...she's super pale, anorexic looking skinny, face, and the stupid doesn't help.

8/28/2008 11:17:57 AM

the sad thing is that she's closer to average than you may think

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : .]

8/28/2008 11:23:09 AM

Quote :

"English. Do you speak it?"

8/28/2008 11:37:37 AM