I'm pretty sure this has been done before, but I'm bringing it back, so duck it

here we go:


You know what I did?
I sent that bitch a smiley
Bitches LOVE smilies!

8/28/2008 1:53:19 AM

FIRST

8/28/2008 1:56:02 AM

Miley is my b00
She is everything special
Plz come to me, thx

8/28/2008 1:57:40 AM

what i`m writing now
isn`t a haiku, oh wait
now its a lie too

8/28/2008 2:01:05 AM

beside snoring men
i find myself awake and
looking for a gun

8/28/2008 2:02:40 AM

You are not alone
It is nice to have someone
Even if they fart

8/28/2008 2:03:29 AM

Quote :

"I just made a thread About haikus on T-Dub It might pick up, see!"

8/28/2008 2:05:03 AM

^LOLOL


It is all too clear
I see my world falling now
Too late to climb back

8/28/2008 2:05:39 AM

bite a crisp apple
cool sweet juice streams down my chin
winter is too near

8/28/2008 2:14:11 AM

I love a nice ass
Preferably a female's
All up in my face!

8/28/2008 2:14:23 AM

he woke from his sleep
and slapped my ass playfully
now he snores again

8/28/2008 2:17:40 AM

What have I become?
I think I am a master
Of epic padding


Candy is dandy
Liquor will just make you sick
Eat ice cream instead


Why do I bother?
You pour your soul into it
Just to have it spilled


My eyes are on you
Yes Miley, they are on you
You are so lovely


A long, healthy life
Will it be worth it to you
When you are just bones?

8/28/2008 2:18:18 AM

your bones will live on
shining in eternity
give them to science!

8/28/2008 2:21:37 AM

She is everything
Special to me, so fuck it
Miley will be mine!


The final countdown
That is what I sent that bitch
And she loved that shit


Number Munchers, sweet!
Playing old games was quite fun
They're still fun for me


Right wing media
Wants us to believe their shit
So does the left wing


What is in a name?
A lot of things, like letters
That's about it, though.


As I move on up
I wonder should I ever
Come back down to Earth


The stars are lovely
But they are not as lovely
As my b00 Miley

8/28/2008 2:23:47 AM

i see axl rose, he
has a bunch of fake braids, he
must be bald, he-he!

8/28/2008 2:25:12 AM

I adore Chopin
His music lifts my soul up
Nothing else does that


I love F Major
It is a quite lovely key
When done correctly

8/28/2008 2:26:36 AM

contagious music
jem is truly outrageous
no one is the same

8/28/2008 2:34:45 AM

Where to go from here?
There are many choices, but
Only one will fit


A glass of Pepsi
Surely not as good as Coke
But still mighty fine


When our needs are met
We rejoice but we forget
The needs of others


Here we are spinning
On a big round globe called Earth
Slowly destroying


I believe in love
I also believe in lust
Which is important?


A Chopin nocturne
Is as lovely as it gets
Better than Miley?!?!


Pizza is supreme
More supreme than God himself
Fuck you and your God


Disturbed by my dreams
I tell myself to wake to
False reality


A delicate rose
I will smash it with my foot
And give it to you


I like the Fresh Prince
I could watch it on repeat
Cause that's all there is

8/28/2008 2:37:50 AM

kick a snoring man
right in the small of his back
will he shut up? no.

8/28/2008 2:38:32 AM

That same snoring man
Does he not live, breathe, fart, burp?
Treat him like a king

8/28/2008 2:39:09 AM

fact: he is a king
king jerome, his friends call him
the king of nothing

8/28/2008 2:40:53 AM

That couch over there
I would like to lie on it
And dream life away


In this advanced age
Have we lost all emotion?
Or just most of it?


I am a turtle
A fucking ninja turtle
Eating my pizza

8/28/2008 2:42:08 AM

i`m insomniac
tonight and all of the nights
i have ever lived

8/28/2008 2:44:30 AM

Overwhelming love
It makes a man stop and think
What it really is


We only live once
We embrace the things we love
And throw out the rest


Painful memories
Distanced by age and feelings
No longer exist

8/28/2008 2:46:04 AM

i hate taking pills
lamictal tastes really bad
lithium; got fat

8/28/2008 2:46:48 AM

so i`m off my pills
and on self mutilation
my loathing`s the same!!!!!!!1

8/28/2008 2:48:09 AM

I, too, never sleep
A lot of things on my mind
Which get no resolve


I love chocolate
I want a chocolate drink
My baser urges


Music to my ears
The sound of the piano
Beckons me to it

I take Lamictal
You should lower your dosage
So you're not manic

8/28/2008 2:48:34 AM

i`ll triple post here
if i want, gunz aint got shit
his tv got ganked

8/28/2008 2:50:02 AM

Coolio once said
Life is a bitch and then you...
GANGSTAAAA'S PARADISE!


Live each of your days
As if you were 12 years old
Go to the arcade


Chocolate milkshakes
They are so very awesome
As good as Icees?

8/28/2008 2:51:02 AM

Airbag has returned
Can euphalo stay in line?
Only time will tell.


Jim Rome would approve of this thread.

8/28/2008 2:51:10 AM

thrusting penises
fill the void that daddy made
when he left mommy

8/28/2008 2:51:28 AM

There are blue flowers
Growing in my own jungle
Inside of my brain

8/28/2008 2:52:40 AM

john is 12 years old
inside, too bad his body
commits felonies

8/28/2008 2:53:00 AM

I don't need your help
You know as much about life
As you ever will

8/28/2008 2:53:41 AM

only dead people
know as much about living
as i do dying

8/28/2008 2:55:03 AM

Let's take it to court
That will get some things resolved
Big blue turkey wax


Absurdity reigns
My spirit and my life blood
Long live insane men!

8/28/2008 2:55:44 AM

i fucked a dead guy
his cold clammy cock stayed hard
rigor mortis rocks

8/28/2008 2:57:25 AM

I think my balls itch
Let me check on that real quick
Yep, they really do


You entered my life
Did you stop to think that you
Might crush my spirit?

8/28/2008 2:58:06 AM

To Vix

She's the one for me
She's all I really need cause
She's the one for me

8/28/2008 2:58:11 AM

my palindrome post
very soon approacheth me
i`ll commemorate!

8/28/2008 2:59:16 AM

To Miley Cyrus


Her lips are so full
Her face is quite angelic
Her eyes pierce my soul


Because of you, love
I have been able to live
I thank you for that


My love transcends age
What's a number, anyway?
In this short, cold life


We are asunder
Though we are quite far apart
You have still reached me


Call it obsession
Call it what you want to, but
My love is epic

8/28/2008 3:00:41 AM

EPIC CATS BATTLING
FILL THE AIR WITH THEIR HISSING
HE HOWLS VICTORY

8/28/2008 3:04:30 AM

A precious moment
Disappears just as quick as
Water down the drain


Foxy green bunnies
Are everywhere around me
I'll go hop with them


Trapezoidal love
A wilting flower in Spain
Fog touches the ground

8/28/2008 3:07:09 AM

lunar landing faked?
dj eternal thinks so
but we`ll never know

8/28/2008 3:09:29 AM

Gary the preacher
Preach on, my brother, preach on
You stupid fuckface

8/28/2008 3:09:52 AM

falafel butt grunt
sulphur stinkbug explosion
putrid stench love scent

8/28/2008 3:11:31 AM

You like politics?
I'll show you something, you sods
A FUCKING BULLET


Why so serious?
Life is a basket of eggs
Your face made of gold


I will not vex you
No - I will show you the way
THE WAY TO YOU'RE DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/28/2008 3:14:03 AM

i drink the potion
flying witches swirling sky
hecate exposed????



exposing your breasts
in public is a very
good idea, Jen

8/28/2008 3:15:27 AM

Effusing my flesh
Into eddies seems groovy
Black men love pussy


Hold on a second
I am almost done - almost
And I came too soon


One two three four five
One two three four five six - wait
Seven is two beats

8/28/2008 3:16:45 AM

my midas finger
tingles twirling in my twat;
meatflaps feel heavy

8/28/2008 3:17:45 AM