their e-mails always sound like nigerian scams and make me laugh:


Dear Keith

Re: Heat Exchanger SG4512-8

Whilst we were talking yesterday over the telephone, the writer was unaware that our Technical Sales Office were answering your initial E-mail.

We hope that all the questions have been answered. Will you note that the gaskets used (to fit between the main body and end cover) has our reference number 4472 and is priced at US$32.80 each plus carriage charges.

We could have these available for shipping within 7 days.

Your news is awaited with interest.

Kind regards






We thank you for your e-mail enquiry [27-Aug] and have pleasure in submitting the following information.


SD4512-8 Heat Exchanger.

1) Number of Tubes = 429 off
2) Surface Area = 19.7 M2
3) O.D of tube 9.5 mm [0.7 mm wall = 8.1 mm I.D]
4) Number of baffles = 9 off

We trust the above information is of assistance, however should you require any further details please do not hesitate to contact the undersigned.

Regards



lol

8/28/2008 2:06:07 PM

k

8/28/2008 2:06:36 PM

wow, a polite email

8/28/2008 4:19:39 PM

wow, that dude's initials are "lol"


how cool is that?

8/28/2008 4:20:38 PM

AMERICANS HAVE SUCH LARGE PENISES.




wait that's japanese with the small penises

8/28/2008 4:24:18 PM

tl;dr

8/28/2008 5:19:24 PM

I deal will European companies every day, I have International e-commerce site.

Dear Logan,

Please, excuse me because this is my mistake. At this time, there is no money in this card. I think, money will be to appear tomorrow, and I will inform you at once when this will happen. I will send try information about our company tomorrow.


It's hard to decipher them sometimes though.

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 5:23 PM. Reason : s]

8/28/2008 5:22:05 PM

Actually, considering that English was probably that person's second language, I'd say that is pretty good. Lots of people that have English as their native language don't even type that well. You should be happy knowing that most countries in Europe require their schools to teach your native language to their students.

8/28/2008 5:24:25 PM

i work with international pharma companies, most of them are pretty well spoken in English and have about 10x my education... but right now they are all on holiday

8/28/2008 5:26:03 PM

I thought everyone was gonna be gone on holiday this month but I've sold all over Europe, weird.

8/28/2008 5:27:33 PM