omg, evan, your phone takes shitty pictures!!!
(i know)

8/29/2008 11:47:41 PM

. . . .

8/29/2008 11:48:21 PM

A406....

I'm comin ta getcha big boy.

8/29/2008 11:48:46 PM

oh btw im sorry we are gonna have to fire you now

8/29/2008 11:48:50 PM

was expecting

8/29/2008 11:50:00 PM

lol

this had been up on my door for the longest time:



everyone had lol'd at it

i decided it was time for a change

8/29/2008 11:50:08 PM

is that I linux joke?

*crosses fingers that it's not*

8/29/2008 11:51:30 PM

haha

dude, you gotta look at where i work... it's not out of the ordinary there.

8/29/2008 11:55:30 PM

You've got the door of an unmarried, 40 year old, female government employee.

8/29/2008 11:56:43 PM

luckily, i am:

*40 years old
*female
*unmarried
*a government employee

8/29/2008 11:58:14 PM

you forgot faggot

8/29/2008 11:59:31 PM

Quote :

"haha dude, you gotta look at where i work... it's not out of the ordinary there."

I was crossing my fingers in the hopes that I didn't get a linux joke.

8/30/2008 12:01:45 AM

thread summary? got the block user plugin

8/30/2008 12:05:25 AM

nobody tell him

8/30/2008 12:06:33 AM

^^evan, being the fag that he is, covered his office door with lolcat pictures

then he attention whored it on tww and whacked off at the thought of how damn funny he is

the he realized how damn dumb it is and offed himself

tww lived happily ever after

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:07 AM. Reason : every evan thread has the same summary]

8/30/2008 12:07:27 AM

lol


HI I AM FAT AND I LIKE TO FISH
I AM THE EPITOME OF THE REDNECK LIFESTYLE

8/30/2008 12:11:22 AM

oh man, that cut deep evan

8/30/2008 12:12:30 AM

duh

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:13 AM. Reason : also you're ugly as shit]

8/30/2008 12:12:56 AM

If I had an office door, I would put LOLCats on it, in tribute to evan.

I would also put evan's penis on it, in tribute to evan.

8/30/2008 12:13:27 AM

lol i def clicked edit post for the last 3 posts by evan in this thread

8/30/2008 12:13:48 AM

if you're just going to circumvent the blocking that is provided by the block user plugin, what's the point of having it enabled?

8/30/2008 12:14:48 AM

8/30/2008 12:16:29 AM

8/30/2008 12:17:02 AM

don't kiss me, i'm ugly as shit

8/30/2008 12:17:27 AM

HI MY NAME IS EVAN I AM FAT AND I LIKE TO PLAY ON THE WOLFWEB 24 HOURS A DAY
I AM THE EPITOME OF THE FAT GAY NERD LIFESTYLE

8/30/2008 12:17:43 AM

you forgot faggot

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:19 AM. Reason : nvm, i read "GAY" as "GUY"]

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:20 AM. Reason : and why is redneck such a bad thing to y'all?]

8/30/2008 12:19:04 AM

you also forgot the part where that isn't true



i don't really understand why there is so much evan hate around here

8/30/2008 12:19:52 AM

what isn't true?

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason : because your posts:entertainment ratio is undefined]

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason : i edit my edits, son]

8/30/2008 12:21:28 AM

i believe my posts to entertainment ratio is moreso a real number than yours


case in point:
message_topic.aspx?topic=538132
message_topic.aspx?topic=539393
message_topic.aspx?topic=539156
message_topic.aspx?topic=537323
message_topic.aspx?topic=534213
message_topic.aspx?topic=532031
message_topic.aspx?topic=532007

8/30/2008 12:26:05 AM

i don`t have evan really, but what you said about neuserat wasn`t nice and rather hypocritical

8/30/2008 12:27:19 AM

yes, it was

i said it because the things he says about me are often not nice and rather hypocritical themselves

8/30/2008 12:28:33 AM

well, 2 wrongs don`t make a right now do they????

8/30/2008 12:30:52 AM

no, but three lefts do.

8/30/2008 12:31:45 AM

i didn't get a single "omg, stfu you gay attention whore" in any of those threads

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:32 AM. Reason : omg, i wasn't nice on tww....and how am i hypocritical?]

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:33 AM. Reason : i just say what everyone else is thinking]

8/30/2008 12:31:47 AM

Quote :

"and why is redneck such a bad thing to y'all?"

cause most rednecks are racist?

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : lol]

8/30/2008 12:33:27 AM

you're an idiot.

8/30/2008 12:34:14 AM

i don't mind at all being called a redneck

8/30/2008 12:34:41 AM

Wasn't evan the guy that got 2g1c as a license plate or something? Been a while, not sure...

8/30/2008 12:35:14 AM

haha...before the page loaded i said to myself "i bet pilgrimshoes says something about my post"

8/30/2008 12:35:16 AM

^^yeah, that's him

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 12:38 AM. Reason : also, evan, how was that all caps caption supposed to offend me?]

8/30/2008 12:36:54 AM

Guys, evan's really cool. You haven't hung out with him IRL like I have. He's baller. I'd go gay for him, if he would sing me to sleep every night.

8/30/2008 12:51:02 AM

he'd just make a thread every night when you were ready to go to bed

i'm sure you'd be out in no time

8/30/2008 12:53:25 AM

Quote :

"he'd just make a thread every night when you were ready to go to bed"

okay, i admit, i lol'd.

8/30/2008 1:07:16 AM

evan, i don't really have anything against you. i just feel like you need to be called out on lame threads and/or faggotry such as lolcats on your door. tww is survival of the fittest, man.

wanna kiss and make up?

8/30/2008 1:10:07 AM

sure thing boo.



truce.

8/30/2008 2:01:46 AM