1) to clean out the stuff from under your fingernails
        note: this is also very satisfying for some reason

8/30/2008 2:02:34 AM

stabbing people in the eye

8/30/2008 2:04:05 AM

You must have either a very thin flathead or a very wide space under your nails.

No homo, because some of what I just said sounded kinda questionable.

8/30/2008 2:04:08 AM

i hate flathead screws

8/30/2008 2:04:39 AM

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"VERY THIN FLATHEAD"

Quote :

"i hate flathead screws"

this is why i am trying to compile a list of alternative uses for their drivers
torx ftw

8/30/2008 2:04:43 AM

Quote :

"he'd just make a thread every night when you were ready to go to bed"

8/30/2008 2:04:49 AM

oh, in that case:

2) opening paint cans
3) shotgunning beers
4) wall darts
5) self defense mechanism

8/30/2008 2:06:57 AM

Ghetto Lawn Darts.
This applies to basically all screwdrivers or pocketknives, though.

8/30/2008 2:08:12 AM

rectal secks

8/30/2008 2:09:18 AM

^ i accidentally found a note my best friend in hs wrote his gf detailing his beating off habits with sticking screwdriver handles in his ass

it was weird

8/30/2008 2:29:12 AM

I don't think you accidentally found that....he LEFT it for you. No sane person would leave a note like that anywhere except inside a locked safe guarded by laser beams...of course if he's sticking screwdrivers up his ass, the word 'sane' probably doesn't apply.

8/30/2008 8:41:59 AM

this thread has totally gone wrong...

8/30/2008 12:12:14 PM

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"1) to clean out the stuff from under your fingernails note: this is also very satisfying for some reason"

agreed.

8/30/2008 12:48:04 PM

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"this thread has totally gone wrong..."

i was just thinking this

8/30/2008 1:26:49 PM