they fucking hurt.

so i'm at the beach visiting a friend.. today we went out on the boat to masonboro island and got drunk.. it was very fun. we get back and i decide for some reason to swim under the dock. i come out bleeding from both hands and one foot and one of my hands is very deeply cut. i probably should get stitches but for now i said fuck it and have my finger wrapped up tight. it did hurt like hell and i did pass out earlier from either blood loss or just a lot of beer, who knows which. in any case, DO NOT swim under a dock that is covered in barnacles. it's a bad idea. also, wear sunscreen.

8/30/2008 11:57:24 PM

DOOOO YOOOUUU FEAAAAHHH DEATH?

8/30/2008 11:58:22 PM

i'm tellin ya, that guy will fucking cut you... at the very least he will make it difficult to type.

8/31/2008 12:01:39 AM

not half as bad as jumping out of the boat barefoot on an oyster bed

you only make that mistake once

8/31/2008 12:01:52 AM

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"i probably should get stitches but for now i said fuck it and have my finger wrapped up tight"

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAR more important than the stitches would be the thorough cleansing the wound would receive in a healthcare setting.

8/31/2008 12:02:50 AM

i did clean it very well many times with lots of peroxide. but yeah i'm sure they could clean it better at a hospital. i will look at it in the morning.

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" open the door, ya fuckin whore, said barnacle bill the sailor"

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : lyrics.]

8/31/2008 12:04:39 AM

i thought you were cursing like spongebob

8/31/2008 12:05:18 AM

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"Here's to swimming with bow-legged women."

8/31/2008 12:05:53 AM

if you didn't already know that barnacles hurt, you have no business being on a boat

8/31/2008 12:18:32 AM

THANK YOU FOR THE CLARIFICATION, I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN WITHOUT YOUR HELP

8/31/2008 12:19:46 AM

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"if you didn't already know that barnacles hurt, you have no business being on a boat"

Agreed.

Oh, and should I make a thread about how I cut my fingers on knives? I mean no shit barnacles are fucking sharp. La de freaking da.

8/31/2008 12:23:49 AM

are you seriously asking for justification on thread creation in chit chat?

8/31/2008 12:24:52 AM

8/31/2008 12:28:05 AM

8/31/2008 1:25:23 AM

hope it's not a finger you use a lot

8/31/2008 1:36:56 AM

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"$@#!"

8/31/2008 1:47:22 AM

8/31/2008 5:14:20 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keelhauling

8/31/2008 6:02:50 AM

you cut yourself (badly?) on fucking barnacles and didn't get it cared for properly

your hands and feet and going to rot the hell off and you'll probably get some weird fucked up flu that makes you like shit out of your eyes or something

8/31/2008 9:20:00 AM

the visual I have of that^ is awesome

8/31/2008 9:43:16 AM

underwater razors

8/31/2008 9:46:24 AM