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"Where: Cebu, Philippines When: November 1993 Cutter: Avelina Rule Cuttee: Avelino Rule Weapon: Machete Reason: Drunk, he demanded sex at noon Where did penis go? Thrown out window Were charges brought? No Was penis reattached? No; neighbors couldn't find it"

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"Where: Perth, Australia When: October 1992 Cutter: Afef Jabbada Cuttee: Same Weapon: Kitchen knife Reason: Enraged at a woman Where did penis go? Placed in freezer with his ears, which he'd also cut off Was penis reattached? No"

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http://www.chiprowe.com/articles/nopenis.html

9/1/2008 8:50:00 PM

9/1/2008 8:51:52 PM

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9/1/2008 8:52:01 PM

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"Where: Anchorage, Alaska When: February 2005 Cutter: Kim Tran, 35 Cuttee: Her boyfriend, 44, unidentified Weapon: Kitchen knife Reason: He wanted to break up with her. Boyfriend agreed to last round of kinky bondage sex and allowed Tran to tie his arm to a window handle above the bed. Where did penis go? Flushed down toilet (recovered by water department employees who pulled toilet up from floor) Were charges brought? Yes Was penis reattached? Yes"

9/1/2008 8:52:48 PM

I'LL CUT MY EARS AND DICK OFF, THAT'LL SHOW THAT BITCH

9/1/2008 8:53:41 PM

BTTT SON

9/4/2008 7:18:47 AM

That must have been a good toilet.. or a little cock.. either way I loled

9/4/2008 7:20:28 AM

we should add XSMP, Airbag, drunknloaded, and IMStoned420 to this club.

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 7:25 AM. Reason : ]

9/4/2008 7:24:53 AM

HAY Jrb599

9/4/2008 7:34:40 AM

WHATUP SON.

10/17/2008 9:35:02 AM

How do you reattach a penis?

And would it work...the same...afterward?

10/17/2008 10:19:10 AM

very carefully, and most likely no

10/17/2008 10:20:10 AM

Put it on upside down. That'd be silly though.

10/17/2008 10:29:35 AM

nah, this thread ISNT METRO AS SHIT OR ANYTHING

10/17/2008 10:30:28 AM

10/17/2008 10:34:01 AM

I started to read those, but it makes me

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 10:54 AM. Reason : ]

10/17/2008 10:53:11 AM

Metro

10/17/2008 11:41:17 AM

EVEN IF THEY PUT IT BACK ON, THE NERVE IS SEVERED SO YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ANY FUN WITH IT AGAIN SON.

USELESS SON (JUST LIKE JOHN WILKES BOOTH SAID AS HE LAY DYING SON).

10/17/2008 11:54:23 AM