I have no clue how to use those memory buttons on the smaller calculators

9/3/2008 7:17:35 PM

the paper toilet seat protector dispenser

9/3/2008 7:18:31 PM

post-it notes. the fuckers never stick....EVER

9/3/2008 7:23:04 PM

It took me a while to figure out my cruise control.

9/3/2008 7:24:05 PM

9/3/2008 7:25:06 PM

the enter button on my computer. Every time I hit it I end up in trouble

9/3/2008 7:25:25 PM

condoms

9/3/2008 7:25:55 PM

first time i messed with an ipod i found it pretty annoying

9/3/2008 7:26:56 PM

i don't think ipods count as "simple" technology

9/3/2008 7:28:15 PM

setting the time on a VCR

9/3/2008 7:31:23 PM

the clock on my car stereo always fucks me up too. i guess it's because i only need to fuck with it twice a year, but i never remember how to do that shit

9/3/2008 7:32:30 PM

My dog's harness. I have never been able to figure out how to put it on right.

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 7:36 PM. Reason : how]

9/3/2008 7:36:14 PM

cell phone texting

9/3/2008 7:42:30 PM

no matter what fucking computer I am on, or what version of adobe I have, PDFs NEVER fucking open right for me... always freezes my shit up

9/3/2008 7:43:51 PM

the defrost function on a microwave.. stupid frozen meat

9/3/2008 7:48:05 PM

^^lol get rid of adobe reader

[Edited on September 3, 2008 at 7:57 PM. Reason : d'oh]

9/3/2008 7:49:26 PM

I am horrible at closing ziploc bags

9/3/2008 9:41:47 PM

dishwashers. nothing is ever quite clean.

9/3/2008 9:43:53 PM

Quote :

"I have no clue how to use those memory buttons on the smaller calculators"

9/3/2008 9:50:30 PM

Quote :

"I am horrible at closing ziploc bags "

I'll help you close yo' bag, baby

9/3/2008 10:03:44 PM

hmmmm...do women count lololol

9/3/2008 10:04:57 PM

simple?

9/4/2008 4:39:35 AM

jesus christ yall are some dumb fucks

9/4/2008 4:42:00 AM

the wheel...never quite got a hold of that one.

9/4/2008 5:05:37 AM

easy button

9/4/2008 7:54:46 AM

Quote :

"I have no clue how to use those memory buttons on the smaller calculators"

9/4/2008 8:09:46 AM

Quote :

"I am horrible at closing ziploc bags "

oooh, that's a good one. i too cannot close ziplock bags.

9/4/2008 8:30:25 AM

M+ → Adds the currently displayed value to the memory
M- → Subtracts the currently displayed value from the memory
MR → Recalls the memory value onto the screen
MS → Stores the current value into the memory, overwriting anything else
MC → Clears it

9/4/2008 8:49:03 AM

don't be goin and getting all smart on us dammit

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 8:50 AM. Reason : aha but thanks for the info.. i'm gonna try to use it now]

9/4/2008 8:50:06 AM

Sooooo you have to remember what is in your memory to add shit to it right?

Yea I will never grasp that one haha

9/4/2008 8:52:52 AM

i don't think i have ever used the memory function on a calculator in my life.

9/4/2008 8:54:57 AM

A couple manager as Jcrew used to use it all the time when closing down the register. I don't know why they would ask me to help because I'd fuck up the rotation and delete their memory because I hate seeing that M on the screen haha.

9/4/2008 8:58:03 AM

Fax Machines, I very rarely use them and then I always have problems.

9/4/2008 1:36:32 PM

I don't know where to start this list

9/4/2008 1:41:13 PM

I cannot open beer bottles unless I have a bottle opener. Other folks can do it with lighters, keys, knives, the sides of tables/counters, belt buckles...unless I have an opener I [FAIL]. Sometimes I think my man card may be in jeopardy because of this.

*This does not apply to twist-offs. Of course I can work those.

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 2:14 PM. Reason : w]

9/4/2008 2:14:05 PM

this shitty-ass circa 1995 nextel work phone

9/4/2008 6:39:54 PM

I don't quite get Twitter.

9/4/2008 11:58:51 PM

Yeah I don't get Twitter either. What's the point of it?

9/5/2008 2:18:53 AM

this thread is not for me

9/5/2008 2:37:59 AM

rocket science

9/5/2008 2:38:56 AM

rocket science is easy

9/5/2008 2:39:31 AM

I don't know how to use a film camera...

9/5/2008 3:29:48 AM

the little tabs to keep boxes closed where you are supposed to push one side in then put the tab in the hole( oo kinky).. but for real.. I always tear the hole when I try to open it

9/6/2008 4:10:17 PM

Electric can openers are the bane of my existence

9/6/2008 4:43:24 PM

you can get those new ones where you put the opener on the can and it goes around by itself, also no sharp edges

9/6/2008 4:44:34 PM

The inter highway

9/6/2008 5:59:17 PM

I dont know how to use any function on a microwave if i have to put in anything other than the heating time

9/6/2008 6:06:08 PM

unless you're arthritic or something, electric can openers are dumb. it's so easy to just use a manual one, i don't understand why folks waste money on those electric ones.

9/6/2008 6:59:05 PM

white out

9/6/2008 8:22:23 PM

set

em

up

9/6/2008 8:22:53 PM